I think if you are as gorgeous as Anna Friel, AND you read the blog and added me on Facebook, then you get the top spot. She does look good doesn't she?
Blake Lively just kind of looks out of it. Could just be the photo though.
The truly one of a kind Brigitte Nielsen.
Chace Crawford cleans up very nicely.
On the other hand, no matter how much Courtney Love scrubs it really just is not going to be enough.
Clive Owen makes his 84th appearance in the photos this week. OK, well it seems like it. Here he is with Jeff Blake.
I'm too lazy to look it up in IMDB, but I think Derek Mears is Jason in the new Friday The 13th movie.
I actually think they should make Dolly Parton the new Jason. That would be very cool.
Get ready for a bunch of Denise Richards. She is going to be all over the place. Does anyone else think she looks different? Work done? She actually looks like her sister here who I do love. The only reason to watch her show is to see her sister and her brother-in-law.
David Walliams and his "guest."
No one seems to ever tire of Freida Pinto so here she is again.
And Hugh Jackman never tires of making coffee runs. I think that is all he does all day.
The poster for the new Harry Potter movie.
Isla and Olive. Kind of sounds like a drink, or a buddy movie starring Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino.
Yeah, Keira Knightley should have just stayed home. This is awful.
Not awful is Kelly Ripa showing up at my door and bringing cupcakes.
A first time appearance for Lily Cole.
Also, believe it or not, I think this may be the first photo of Michael Stipe in the photos where he was not performing. Here is next to the always lovely Naomi Watts.
"Got to get to Kate's house." or, I would have also accepted
"Keep it together. Keep it together." KIT
Rupert Friend and another first timer, Michelle Pfeiffer.
So, Raven Symone walks the red carpet in front of a bunch of paps and flashes a no paps t-shirt. Oh, a joke. Got it.
Robin Wright Penn and Keanu Reeves channeling Al Pacino from Serpico days.
The flight to Seoul must have been long for Sophie Marceau. She ate all of her diamond pop.
Apparently Elle in the UK can be easily bought. It is the only explanation I can deduce for their naming Sienna Miller the icon of the year.
Simply Red - Melbourne
Yes, that is Tilda Swinton and not Grace Jones.
See?
It has been forever since I have seen Willa Ford.
I like this picture. Probably one of my favorites today. Woody Harrelson and Ben Foster.
"Give it to Will, he'll eat anything."
Hey, it's Westminster Kennel Club time.
Last year's winner of Best in Show was Uno.
At the risk of sounding like my Grandmama, a lot of today's fashions just plain look either stupid, hideous, unflattering or idiotic.
ReplyDeleteI mean, wtf?
That's your reason Blake Lively or whoever the hell she is looks "out of it."
If it's not flattering on a frickin' teenager or early 20's gal, why is it even being worn?
rant over, feel better
Ugh...Blake lively. She never looks good does she?
ReplyDeletei love dogs photos!
ReplyDeleteI hate to say it but this is the best I've ever seen Tilda look.
ReplyDeleteThis new Harry Potter movie better be good since they delayed it. The last one was kinda dissapointing, a lot was missed out.
ReplyDeleteYAYYYY, bring out the doggies
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping to see the toy dogs tonight (shout out to the Pommies!)
ReplyDeletePUPPIES!!! YAY!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh...and other pictures too. Right.
Mary Carillo was a very disappointing co-host last night. I don't think she's ever owned a dog before. Silly questions and comments all night.
ReplyDeleteThe network must have banned the "proper" use of the word bitch, in prior years they always referred to the female dogs as bitches, this year it's just "boys and girls".
I was totally amused by the guy judging the Terriers and all the whistling and duck quacks he made to engage the dogs.
I thought Denise Richards was Sienna Miller.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Pfeiffer is HOT!!
I'm not digging Kelly Ripa's dress.
Thanks for the great Tilda, Ent.
ReplyDeleteChace is a cutie but that tie clashes with his shirt. Maybe he is straight after all.
I love Rosario's face in the Will Smith photo.
Hugh Jackman can make a coffee run for me, I might even start drinking coffee. I can't wait to see him host the Oscars.
Dolly would make a great backwoods Mrs. Voorhees.
Brigitte looks good surprisingly.
I love that Anna added you on facebook, but that makeup combined with that dress makes her look like the walking dead... which is maybe homage to her character on Pushing Daisies? ;)
I LOVE Tilda Swinton. Love, love, love her. I have a crush on her, I admit it.
ReplyDeleteAnd yay for dogs! I'm totally watching the rest of the Westminster show tonight. I'm rooting for the Toy Dogs tonight (I have a Pap, a PomChi, and a Pug; I just have a soft spot for little dogs). Not the annoying, yappy ones, though. Mine kick ass.
YEAH! a keanu pic. i was about to fire off a rant about him not being in the photos as of late. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe dogs look better than any of the celebrities in these photos. But then again, I have two dogs and they are sweeter, kinder and waaay cuter than most of the people I know. Dogs rule more than any of the red carpet dog and pony shows we are subjected to these days.
ReplyDeleteAnd I adore the beagle. You can't beat the unconditional love you get from a puppy.
Doesn't Kelly Ripa bring her 'cupcakes' wherever she goes?!?
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
Where to start, where to start...
ReplyDeleteBlake is on smack.
Courtney Love got banged in the men's room just before this photo was taken. That's why her tits are crooked.
David Wallian's guest is a hooker with nice, pointy tits.
Hugh Jackman snorts cocaine on his coffee runs.
Will Smith eats cock. Or sucks cock. Or eats sperm.
i totally did the Bowfinger reference. i swear that is one of the greates movies ever! all i have to do is say "chubby rain", and i start laughing like crazy...maybe i should have added that to the emberassing confessions 'your turn' a few weeks back...hahaha
ReplyDeleteya Murder is hard to scrub out, even with Javex Courtney will never be 'clean'
ReplyDeleteam i the only one who doesn't buy Walliams as straight? and it has nothing to do with him being 'a lady you know!'
Kelly- EAT a cupcake please.
That's so COOL that Anna is your FB friend, Enty.
ReplyDeleteSo you're my FB friend, Enty.
And the lovely Anna starred in the semi-forgettable "Timeline" with her man, David Thewlis, but most importantly, the hunky Gerard Butler.
So, um, does that make me one long-distance Internet degree from Gerry Butler?
Oooooooooooooh the thought of that just makes me tingly all over!!!!!
:-)
The pix of Dolly and Courtney should have gone under the plastic surgery heading. I love Dolly, but she needs to stop with the face. She's getting a Joan Rivers-Joker mouth. Courtney doesn't look like the same person, which might not be a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many times guest's boobs popped out?
Tilda, sorry but she's scarey.
Michelle, as always, looks gorgeous.
Great caption on the David Willimas photo. She's definitely straddling the line between sexy and slutty...and then she'll be stradling David...OHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'M OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteomg, how sad. wila ford would look so pretty if it weren't for that tacktastical armband tattoo. ewww. totally cheeses her out.
ReplyDeleteaww, uno is so cute.
omg how adorable is little olive?! she's so giving Queen Suri a run for the cuteness money.
Yes, Bowfinger, that Hollywood skewering gift that keeps on giving.If Owen Wilson can Keep It
ReplyDeleteTogether without the help of scientology he's still a step ahead of the rest of them!
Awwwww...Olive is so damn cute! I just want to give both her and her mom a great big hug! Wishing all the best to the Cohen-Fisher family...
ReplyDeletei dont understand why hollywood keeps perpetuating the anorexic look when no one I know actually finds it attractive or sexy.
ReplyDeleteBlake Lively...yuck
ReplyDeleteI think if you are as gorgeous as Anna Friel, AND you read the blog and added me on Facebook, then you get the top spot. She does look good doesn't she?
ReplyDeleteI AM as gorgeous as Anna Friel. And I don't read the blog so much as I endure it. But I haven't yet got the top spot because I don't do Facebook and so haven't added you as a friend. But since you've been nice enough to post my picture twice, I should let you know I have your picture posted on the wall of my room I like to call Chamber of CDan. In fact, I have several hundred pics of you on all the walls at various cockeyed angles with along with an assortment of news clippings.
Isla and Olive are so cute!
ReplyDeleteWait, are you saying Owen is a scientologist, or that he likes to flash the Laker Girls? LOL!
Michelle Pfeiffer is so freaking beautiful, it's sickening.