Quick Hits
Gisele Bundchen Is Pregnant - OK, I have no idea if she is or not, but since everyone seems to care that a model and a jerk football player got married in a hurry, I thought I would at least throw out the suggestion they did it in such a rushed and secretive fashion is because he has once again got a woman pregnant. By my last count there were over 200 sites and blogs announcing their marriage. Why? Seriously. She is famous for being Leo's old girlfriend and a model. He is famous for football and abandoning his baby mama. Oh, well. Hope they have a great life.
Kimora's Kids Rake In The Dough - You know what's sad? All the news outlets that reported that Russell Simmons is going to have to pay 40K each month for child support all said that Kimora was going to be raking in the dough. Umm, it is supposed to be for the kids. Oh sure. We all know Kimora is going to keep it for herself. There is no way on this earth that she will spend 40K a month on her kids. On herself? Hell she can do that in a day. I would really love her to announce the first time she spends 40K a month on the kids.
Jake G Doing A Musical - I think the headline pretty much speaks for itself. Jake G is going to play the lead in the movie adaption of Damn Yankees. Jim Carrey will play the devil. It is the first musical for both, although Jim Carrey singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang all the way through in Ace Ventura 2 comes close.
Drew Barrymore To Direct Eclipse? The internet is alive with rumors that Drew Barrymore will be directing the third installment of the Twilight series. Considering that Drew has directed a grand total of one movie I think that is a great way to really make sure your investment pays off. I'm sure also people will just flock to see a movie directed by Drew. I mean all of you are going to be in line to see Whip It when it is released right? No, it isn't the story of Devo or a history of Cool Whip, although that would be kind of cool. I just don't see this move. You don't do stunt directing in a movie.
"He is famous for football and abandoning his baby mama."
ReplyDeleteHe did not ABANDON her, they broke up BEFORE she knew she was pregnant. I'm so tired of people ripping on Tom Brady for the whole Bridget pregnancy thing. He may or may not be a jerk, who knows, but both he and Bridget have said they broke up before they knew she was pregnant. They broke up the first week of December--she conceived at Thanksgiving, so their story makes sense.
Franken-Brady and Giesilufenhimer Bundtcakestien got hitched.
ReplyDeleteGOOD! Now we can stop reading and hearing about if they are, aren't, maybe, who cares, go away, cheat on more football games, choke on the Super Bowl, ignore your bastard seed, etc...
Awwww, I like this couple. I am happy for them. I think Bridget saw the ship sinking and didn't want Tom bailing without leaving her a little something.
ReplyDeleteGee more money for Kremora to spend on her lesbian lovers.
ReplyDeleteJake G. doing a musical?? Wow how "GAY" lol
GISELE AND TOM...TWO VACANT BORING PEOPLE.
ReplyDelete...I LOVE THAT THEY'RE TOGETHER....PERFECTO..YAWN..
Well said, Kanonymous. Enty, you're out of line calling him a jerk. Tom told Bridget a long time ago he didn't want to get married - he even said it in an interview on 60 Minutes. She got pregnant, thinking he'd marry her after all. She gambled and lost. He has a right to marry who he wants.
ReplyDeleteso then he's just a liar then...cuz he got married! it's been well documented that the baby was a coming before they broke up but all parties agreed to 'spin' it that way. either way he's a douche.
ReplyDeleteEL- i want to know why Russell has to have a nanny AND security present during his visits?
Kiomra encourages her daughters' diva behavior. Maybe someday she'll realize that money can't buy class. I'm surprised that Russell allows her to make the major decisions in his children's lives.
ReplyDeleteBridget was at the wedding with their son, so they must be pretty amicable now. Whether Tom is a douche or not (I vote yes), he is going to get his just deserts being Gisele's permanent "Errand Boy." :)
ReplyDeleteKimora will probably pay herself the 40K to 'design' her children's clothes.
There's just about no way Drew could f-ck the Twilight series up worse than it already is, right?
I personally loathe and despise the Patriots and Tom Brady (Go Eagles!) but I have to say, I also do not get all the hate for him in this situation. I think it's more likely than not that Bridget got pregnant in an attempt to keep the relationship together. I also don't think this situation is all that uncommon. There are a TON of women who have been in relationships where the guy says he doesn't want to ever get married, and in the end, it turns out he just didn't want to marry HER.
ReplyDeleteTom & Gisele are just ok looking. I don't understand why she's such a big deal. I think there are better looking models. She has a Hot body, but her face...manly
ReplyDeleteWhen celebrities publicize how much child support they get, it makes me cringe. And maybe a bit jealous, because I can imagine all of the non-frivolous things I could do with that kind of cash.
ReplyDeletewhat if it was devo STARRING in the history of cool whip?
ReplyDeletenow THAT would be amazing! they could sell flower pots of cool whip at the concession stand!
okay, now, that's the shit i'd stand in line for... who's with me??
I'm definitely with you, Buns!!!
ReplyDelete"it's been well documented that the baby was a coming before they broke up but all parties agreed to 'spin' it that way. either way he's a douche."
ReplyDeleteJax, they announced their breakup on December 14, 2006 and stated that they "amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago." The baby was conceived at the end of November, 2006. I doubt that she even knew she was pregnant when the statement was released on 12/14/06. I'm not sure what "documentation" you're referring to. Brady may be a douche, but it's not right to refer to him that way unless you know him personally.
Summit Entertainment has confirmed that Drew Barrymore will NOT be directing Eclipse. Chris Weitz's brother, Paul Weitz, will be directing Eclipse.
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