Quick Hits
Adriana Lima Elopes - Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima got married on Valentine's Day. Having apparently caught Adrian in a moment of weakness, the NBA player managed to get Adriana to say I do. People Magazine called him an NBA star so they must be hoping for first dibs on the photos from the wedding, because Marko makes a great deal of money but there is no one who would actually use the word star to describe him.
Megan Fox & BAG End It - The longest, most dragged out breakup in history has mercifully come to an end. According to US Weekly, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have officially ended their five year relationship. His jealousy, her career, and his lack of one has doomed this thing for the past two years. I won't even get into the cheating accusations and other things that have made this relationship a train wreck to anyone who has seen them together.
Paris Or Natalie For Rob Pattinson? - Apparently Rob Pattinson can choose between Natalie Portman or Paris Hilton and that either of them would more than love being his next girlfriend. Wow, Rob. That is a tough choice. On the one hand you have Natalie who is absolutely gorgeous but not always the nicest person in the world. On the other hand you have Paris who will give you a present to last a lifetime if you so choose. Hmmm. I would have to say Natalie. Maybe she will be nice to you.
