Adriana Lima Elopes - Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima got married on Valentine's Day. Having apparently caught Adrian in a moment of weakness, the NBA player managed to get Adriana to say I do. People Magazine called him an NBA star so they must be hoping for first dibs on the photos from the wedding, because Marko makes a great deal of money but there is no one who would actually use the word star to describe him.
Megan Fox & BAG End It - The longest, most dragged out breakup in history has mercifully come to an end. According to US Weekly, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have officially ended their five year relationship. His jealousy, her career, and his lack of one has doomed this thing for the past two years. I won't even get into the cheating accusations and other things that have made this relationship a train wreck to anyone who has seen them together.
Paris Or Natalie For Rob Pattinson? - Apparently Rob Pattinson can choose between Natalie Portman or Paris Hilton and that either of them would more than love being his next girlfriend. Wow, Rob. That is a tough choice. On the one hand you have Natalie who is absolutely gorgeous but not always the nicest person in the world. On the other hand you have Paris who will give you a present to last a lifetime if you so choose. Hmmm. I would have to say Natalie. Maybe she will be nice to you.
Present to last a life time AHAHA!
ReplyDeletePresent to last a life time AHAHA!
ReplyDeleteChoose Natalie, she may be mean, but at least she's educated and you can have an actual conversation with her. When she calls you names, she knows many to choose from. :-)
ReplyDeleteIt feels like Megan Fox and BAG were breaking up even before they started dating.
ReplyDeleteMaybe now that they split some of the blinds may be revealed?
ReplyDeleteSo BAG must have been paid off right? That was, according to Lainey, how he held her for so long? I am sooo glad they are done. I want her to wipe the smug look off of brangelina's faces.
ReplyDeleteLOL@ present to last a lifetime.
ReplyDeleteit's ok Enty, we all know How He Holds Her.
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BAG is still on that Terminator tv show isn't he? I'd consider that work, came about the same time as she showed up in Transformers.
ReplyDeleteThat's the best photo I've seen of Marko, most of the time his eyes are so close together.
Lima is apparently knocked up. After all her 'virgin until marriage' talk, she would have to have a quicky marriage to save face/not be seen as a liar.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's always used the 'unconventional' entrance, and it accidently slipped into the wrong place...
you go Megan...get rid of that trash BAG
ReplyDeleteUh oh... Look out Vanessa Hudgens... the Fox is on the prowl!!
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