Quick Hits
Death Set To Join Depp In New Movie - Death, aka Amber Heard is going to play opposite Johnny Depp in the movie Rum Diary. This is a movie I have been looking forward to for a long time. Put Johnny Depp in a Hunter Thompson project and you know he is going to give it his all. Amber on the other hand seems to be getting these bigger roles thanks in large part to her lucky break in Pineapple Express. I say lucky because she only got the role because Olivia "I'm too good for CDAN" Thirlby got fired from the movie. Johnny is also in talks to be in a Three Stooges movie which would be priceless.
Meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias - Whoever briefed Tom Cruise on the do's and don'ts of Brazil obviously forgot to tell him what the language of Brazil is. According to the NY Post, Tom went to a press conference in Brazil and started speaking to the reporters present in Spanish and not in Portuguese. When Tom found out I'm sure someone got punished somewhere or had to donate their entire paycheck to Scientology or something.
If Only He Had A Transporter - The picture above is grainy, but yes, it is a man robbing a convenience store in Denver with a Klingon sword. When police arrested him they found the man logged on to Priceline while wearing Spock ears and doing obscene things to a picture of Lt. Ohura.
