Which sleazy reality star is going to have a cow when he finds out there's a sex tape of him floating around? In it, he's having a threesome with his very best friend.
well, i'd say brett michaels, except he'd prob love it if there was a tape floating around...anything to extend his 15 minutes regardless of whose in it...so i'm going to go w/ ray j. he's majorly skeezy sleazy, and he's used to his sex tapes having women, not (what i'm assuing to be) a male best friend.
besides, the hip-hop & african american communities really keep gay activity on the DL and really frown on it, so he's totally my best guess. i can see how he'd totally have a cow if something like that was made public.
Im going with Rett Michaels. As ashamed as I am to admit I do watch Rock of Love, He likes to proclaims himself to be somewhat wholesome in the fact that he wants to find hid one true love. Whatever. His only reason for this show is a poonfest.
wait, I have the perfect solution that will make everyone happy. I heard Brody Jenner say on Howard Stern that Spencer Pratt was one of his best friends and had been for years. So it could be Brody / Spratt for the win!
I agree with the Ray J. guess. There has been whispers about this ever since his Kim Kardashian sex tape. Word has it that surveillence cameras caught him having gay sex in a recording studio while high on x. Pookie guessed it first, but great reasoning from Jax.
Spencer Pratt
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ReplyDeleteEw, but I was thinking, Gene Simmons?
ReplyDeleteThey're all sleazy on some level, and no doubt all have participated in a tape or two.
ReplyDeleteBrody Jenner...
ReplyDeletewell, i'd say brett michaels, except he'd prob love it if there was a tape floating around...anything to extend his 15 minutes regardless of whose in it...so i'm going to go w/ ray j. he's majorly skeezy sleazy, and he's used to his sex tapes having women, not (what i'm assuing to be) a male best friend.
ReplyDeletebesides, the hip-hop & african american communities really keep gay activity on the DL and really frown on it, so he's totally my best guess. i can see how he'd totally have a cow if something like that was made public.
My first thought was Spencer, then I changed my mind because I don't believe he has any friends.
ReplyDeleteNick Hogan
ReplyDeletei agree with canadachick that it's Brody Jenner..."sleazy reality star"....Sleazy-T.....
ReplyDeleteThe sleaziest thing I have seen on reality TV is Flava Flav's dating shows.
ReplyDeleteWhat time is it?
Time to get banged by your best buddy!
Ha... Ray J... he doesn't want it "floating around" -- he wants it so he can sell it himself.
ReplyDeleteWho cares that there is a porn tape of some reality star.
ReplyDeleteIm going with Rett Michaels. As ashamed as I am to admit I do watch Rock of Love, He likes to proclaims himself to be somewhat wholesome in the fact that he wants to find hid one true love. Whatever. His only reason for this show is a poonfest.
ReplyDelete"Sleazy reality star" = REDUNDANT.
ReplyDeleteRay-J; the black guys don't want that kind of tape floating around. All about The DL, knowm'sayin'?
That Doug Reinhardt guy?
ReplyDeleteDuh, I didn't read it carefully the first time through. It's obviously Bart Simpson and Milhouse! ("..have a cow..")
ReplyDeleteVery best friend? Someone from Bromance, maybe?
ReplyDeleteduh Criss Angel.
ReplyDeletespencer and brody woohoo!
ReplyDeleteplease let it be a sleazy reality star and man's best friend. it would make my 2009 complete.
ReplyDeletewait, I have the perfect solution that will make everyone happy. I heard Brody Jenner say on Howard Stern that Spencer Pratt was one of his best friends and had been for years. So it could be Brody / Spratt for the win!
ReplyDeleteFor whatever reason, the first person I thought of was Mike "Boogie" from Big Brother and Dr. Evil Will as the best friend.
ReplyDeleteSPencer and Brody for sure
ReplyDeleteactutally i think this IS Ray J.
ReplyDelete"have a cow" = Simpsons
Simpsons= OJ Simpson
OJ Simpson= Robert Kardashian.
Robert= Kim Kardashian
You can't tell me that tape with Kim is the ONLY one he's made.
Maybe Whitney Houston is in the sex tape with Ray J this time.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Ray J. guess. There has been whispers about this ever since his Kim Kardashian sex tape. Word has it that surveillence cameras caught him having gay sex in a recording studio while high on x. Pookie guessed it first, but great reasoning from Jax.
ReplyDeletehow about simon "cow'ell??
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