Which starlet did more than get wet with an uber-famous athlete in a pool? On top of that, a gridiron god walked in and got a gander at the action - and the twosome's pile of cocaine.
I think Doug Reinhardt and Ebola hooking up was a reveal in one of Ted C's blinds a few months back. Plus, I think she's more "celebutard" than "starlet."
If this Phelps then he is a dumbass of epic proportions. I have no problem with weed and expect kids his age to smoke but he is lucky he got off easy on that photo. Pushing it with a big pile of blow? If it is him, he deserves to lose his endorsements.
As for being proud of hitting Paris, I think it would be a better rap to chicks to say you've NEVER hit that shit. Banging Paris isn't an accomplishment. She's like the town bike.
Well, 60 year old Jillian Barberie is not a Starlet. bleeeeeech, too funny! I would say 'starlet' is very young. Grid Iron God is obviously someone like a Terry Bradshaw, Tom Brady or Troy Aikman whom all have at least 3 superbowl rings.
Hope the athlete wasn't Phelps.
ReplyDeleteWas it the Ebola Hilton? She recently was spotted with an American football player....
ReplyDeleteValtrex Hilton and Bong Phelps, no clue on the gridiron God
ReplyDeleteA lot of players are partying in Hawaii right now for the upcoming Pro Bowl on Sunday.
ReplyDeletePeyton Manning comes to mind for the Gridiron God.
Oh please don't be Phelps. At least not with Paris
ReplyDeletei don't think of Ebola as a starlet...i'm going to say Kate Hudson....and some random athlete.
ReplyDeleteParis and Doug Reinhardt? I saw a story about them getting together at a super bowl party.
ReplyDeleteI don't think in anyone's mind would Doug Reinhardt be considered an uber-famous athlete.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone hit that cesspool? Just to say "yeah I hit that"? What kind of pride could anyone have schtupping Paris?
ReplyDeleteI think Doug Reinhardt and Ebola hooking up was a reveal in one of Ted C's blinds a few months back. Plus, I think she's more "celebutard" than "starlet."
ReplyDeleteJillian Barberie and Terry Bradshaw for the pool action and Howie for the gridiron god.
ReplyDeleteRumer Willis and Michael Phelps(can you imagine if they were to spawn)Joe Namath for the gridiron god.
ReplyDeleteIf this Phelps then he is a dumbass of epic proportions. I have no problem with weed and expect kids his age to smoke but he is lucky he got off easy on that photo. Pushing it with a big pile of blow? If it is him, he deserves to lose his endorsements.
ReplyDeleteAs for being proud of hitting Paris, I think it would be a better rap to chicks to say you've NEVER hit that shit. Banging Paris isn't an accomplishment. She's like the town bike.
Hahahahaha@ amster's guess. The prospects of a Willis-Phelps love child are greusome at best.
ReplyDeleteJust because they were in a pool doesn't mean the uber-famous athlete was a swimming athlete.
ReplyDeleteIt could have been Tiger Woods.
KellyLynn - can I suck your hooters?
ReplyDeleteThe athlete doesn't even have to be male. It could be Paris and Venus Williams.
ReplyDeleteWell, 60 year old Jillian Barberie is not a Starlet. bleeeeeech, too funny! I would say 'starlet' is very young. Grid Iron God is obviously someone like a Terry Bradshaw, Tom Brady or Troy Aikman whom all have at least 3 superbowl rings.
ReplyDeleteDead Kennedy sounds like he would make me walk like a camel
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Paris is having female relations - she's running out of men..
ReplyDeleteDrugs + public sex with a stranger who is famous = Parasite. Almost always.
I wonder if she's still telling everyone she's only porked 2 men...
My first thought is Kate Hudson and A-Rod. They were in gossip columns recently where it was said they were flirting.
ReplyDeleteAnd why are people saying Parasite? Since when is that pile of filth a "starlet"? Hello?!
Just Eww..
ReplyDeleteGrid Iron = american football, not baseball. Matt Leinert is a well known southern cal partier, maybe he's the god.
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