Whenever I need something to write about, all I have to do is click on over to Kim Kardashian's website. It is just impossible for her to not say something which is just priceless. For those of you who watched E! prior to the Grammy Awards you may have seen Kim out on the red carpet doing interview and probably collecting phone numbers for when Reggie Bush dumps her. Although come to think of it, his career seems to be spiraling down into nothing so maybe he will be trying to hang on to Kim if she seems like a viable money ticket.
Anyway, Kim took to her website to describe her arduous preparations for the red carpet and must have name dropped about a million products that she used, has used, or wants to use, provided they give it all to her for free of course. There were very few sentences where she doesn't rattle off one product or designer or wish list.
The part that made me want to devote 20 minutes writing about her though was this line:
The pre-show went great, except the time the prompter went out and I was left with Jason Mraz and nothing to say! It only was a two-second pause, then we hit the interview full force! He was great and the interview went smoothly!
Ummm. Why on earth would you admit to the world you have nothing to say. I mean, with the exception of your slobbering fans which primarily consist of people who sit in front of their computers watching an endless loop of your "porno," most people have already guessed you really don't have much to say.
I can't believe E! went through the time and trouble to actually load up the prompter with questions for people she was interviewing. There was probably some poor PA scrambling somewhere to load in the Jason Mraz questions. I would have loved it if they had decided they didn't really care about their job and just filled the prompter with questions say, for John Mayer instead. Kim probably wouldn't know and would just blindly ask the questions anyway.
Why didn't E! just hire someone who would have taken the time to prepare for every possible interview and then the entire prompter scenario would have been unnecessary. I can bet you that Giuliana didn't require the services of a prompter. When our lovely guest blogger Adrianna Costa does her red carpet work she doesn't need a prompter. The only reason E! did this was so they could get some ratings. Lets see how good that decision is next time when the prompters don't work at all and the questions would be something like,
"And you are?"
"And you sing what?"
"Was that a hit?"
"Did you pay $20 to see me have sex with Ray-J or did you download it for free?"
The only time to bother with E! is when "The Soup" is on.
ReplyDeleteGuiliana couldn't ask any sensible questions because she was so busy singing. For once, I thought Ryan did a better job on the red carpet. But, I guess that isn't saying much.
ReplyDeleteRor, I would have taken you for a Girls Next Door kind of guy.
*raises hand and 2nds Ror*
ReplyDeleteNope. I'm more of an A&E, NatGeo or TCM channel guy.
ReplyDeleteI loathe 'reality' TV, but I need my Soup!
I read somewhere that KK "couldn't believe that Rihanna and Chris cancelled at the last minute...I was so looking forward to seeing them perform!".....uh, head outta giant ass KK--their not showing up had absolutely nothing to do with you, duh. Other things going on. More important things. You are an idiot of enormous proportions.
ReplyDeleteabove post in reference to the grammy's btw...
ReplyDeleteThe Soup is must-watch tv. For me, it's like the Daily Show was during the Bush Administration. :)
ReplyDeleteTMZ showed a video of Kim flipping off a bicycle cop after he wrote her a ticket. I hope that every cop in LA saw that and will rain hell down on her.
So slobbering means you have a sex tape.
ReplyDeleteBrett
Mmmm Jason Mraz. I would have been all over him...no questions asked. :-P
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