I didn't really care that News of The World was saying Kate Moss was pregnant. Oh, I would have cared if it had been 18 months ago and it was Pete Doherty's baby or something like that, but Jamie Hince having a baby doesn't really get me all that excited. I wouldn't have even written about it except that in response Kate said a few things that made me laugh and cringe and applaud all in a sentence or two.
First, in response to the pregnancy rumors she just says that she has gained some weight. Actually what she said in an interview with the wonderful NY Magazine is that "I am a woman now. It's true. Honestly, I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, 'Are you pregnant?' And I'm like, 'No! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place.' Isn’t that weird?"
That is weird. I would have thought when she was pregnant with her 6 year old daughter that she would have worn a bra or had bigger breasts but she says no. She also says she can now wear a B cup bra just in case anyone was wondering what size she would have worn previously. Of course now this will give her more opportunities to shill for Agent Provocateur. Tough to endorse a lingerie line if you aren't wearing it.
The thing that made me cringe was that right after she said she looked like a woman she was afraid Jamie wouldn't like her anymore. Apparently he likes his women to look like little boys I guess.
But, the BEST line was that she hates Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Last year at the Met Ball in New York City, all the celebrities were lined up for the red carpet and that grand entrance everyone makes at that ball when Tom and Katie showed up. "Tom and Katie just walked right up to the front, and we were like, 'Who the f**k are they? They're not even in fashion!'"
See, now Kate Moss is making me start to like her. Good luck on that whole woman thing.
Creepy comment about Jamie not liking her feminine figure.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I don't want to have to like Kate Moss. I'm glad she isn't preggers, though, given the amount of alcohol she's consumed lately.
ReplyDeleteI thought her nipples alone were a B cup.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that the remark about Tom and Katie made me like Kate Moss just a little bit but I still wonder about who is raising her daughter while she parties all over the world.
ReplyDeleteanyone, even that creepy jamie guy, is a step up from pete doherty, so good for her.
ReplyDeleteaww...poor little 6 yr. old. i hope she has good grandparents, at least.
lol @ the tomkat hate! nice to see her call a spade a spade.
I never got the appeal. She's got crooked eyes crappy hair. She made a career out of being a skinny, 12 year old boy. I hope she doesn't lose any contracts now that she's got boobs.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the issue was putting on a couple of pounds and having them "go to her boobs". The issue is that belly bump.
ReplyDeleteone petty comment doesn't make up for a lifetime of waifs and anos that she inspired by her vacant heroine chic look.
ReplyDeleteCali, I doubt she will lose any contracts. Remember when she was caught with coke I believe she got more contracts than before.
ReplyDeleteYou said it Jax. (or should I say, what jax said ;) ) She's one of the few people in the world that you can say has a tangible, very real part in distorting women's body images. When you look at her career, you really can't say otherwise.
ReplyDeleteThat part about wearing a bra for the first time is probably straight bs.
ReplyDeleteAny man who likes their woman to look like a little boy......likes little boys.