Kate Moss Not A Boy Anymore - Fears Boyfriend Won't Like It

I didn't really care that News of The World was saying Kate Moss was pregnant. Oh, I would have cared if it had been 18 months ago and it was Pete Doherty's baby or something like that, but Jamie Hince having a baby doesn't really get me all that excited. I wouldn't have even written about it except that in response Kate said a few things that made me laugh and cringe and applaud all in a sentence or two.

First, in response to the pregnancy rumors she just says that she has gained some weight. Actually what she said in an interview with the wonderful NY Magazine is that "I am a woman now. It's true. Honestly, I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, 'Are you pregnant?' And I'm like, 'No! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place.' Isn’t that weird?"

That is weird. I would have thought when she was pregnant with her 6 year old daughter that she would have worn a bra or had bigger breasts but she says no. She also says she can now wear a B cup bra just in case anyone was wondering what size she would have worn previously. Of course now this will give her more opportunities to shill for Agent Provocateur. Tough to endorse a lingerie line if you aren't wearing it.

The thing that made me cringe was that right after she said she looked like a woman she was afraid Jamie wouldn't like her anymore. Apparently he likes his women to look like little boys I guess.

But, the BEST line was that she hates Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Last year at the Met Ball in New York City, all the celebrities were lined up for the red carpet and that grand entrance everyone makes at that ball when Tom and Katie showed up. "Tom and Katie just walked right up to the front, and we were like, 'Who the f**k are they? They're not even in fashion!'"

See, now Kate Moss is making me start to like her. Good luck on that whole woman thing.