Monday, February 09, 2009

Is Tom Cruise Really Tameka Foster?


Since it looks as if Usher's wife and mother of his children Tameka Foster is going to be ok after some routine plastic surgery turned into a serious medical emergency, I think it is ok to speculate, and wonder. First of all, is there some kind of special plastic surgery they are performing in Brazil? First Naomi Campbell went down there for some bizarre procedure that had her hidden away for a month, then Tom Cruise goes and pays a visit to the Island of Dr. Moreau guy and now we have Tameka Foster getting some type of top secret surgery. Do they do something different there? Are they using some kind of cutting edge technology? Did all of the doctors stay in a Holiday Inn Express the night before?

As a devoted Los Angeles guy, I have to say that I am proud of our plastic surgeons and the work they do here. I think it is criminal that in this time of crisis so many celebrities are outsourcing their plastic surgery needs and not supporting the local economy, country clubs and private schools that so many of our esteemed plastic surgeons contribute their hard earned dollars to.

I understand the need for privacy sometimes and so could see some celebrity choosing a foreign locale if their nose needed to be reconstructed because of excessive coke use or something. But, how many paps are following Tameka Foster around? Would you even recognize her if you saw her on the street? Would you even care? And why did Usher have to fly down there with a neurosurgeon? What the hell kind of plastic surgery was this? Was it on this Dr. Moreau island place and is Tameka Foster actually Tom Cruise? Did they switch places? Does he go there and transform? Are they cloning people there? Does Tom Cruise want another 30 Tom Cruise's running around the world?

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