First hang-over I had nothing helped. I tried 7-up, alka seltzer, toast, nothing. So I suffered all day and to top it of I was at work lol. Once I had dinner I felt 100% better.
Since than I don't repeat performance lol. Hardly consider myself a drinker.
Enty, hope you feel better later on. If you need a day off we understand lol.
It's been a long time since I let myself get that drunk. I like a good, happy buzz where I can still function the next day. I went to a wedding on Saturday. If you mention the word 'wedding' prices seem to triple, can't imagine if you mention wedding and valentines day. Eloping has always sounded good to me.
Maybe he saw The Wrestler, like I did last night. ['SPOILER' maybe below] After that, you feel like massively drinking. Think of the total opposite of "uplifting" and you've got this movie. Sure all of the cast does a great job, but.... :(
i second the apple idea. for me its apply juice. many years ago i wnet to Ibiza and partied nonstop for a week,only stopping to drink apple juice and eat cold pizza. i swear i needed rehab after that. havent really gotten drunk since. or drank malibu and pinaaple.
my weekend was good, took my dad and gramps to a hockey game on friday and took my ex to a game on saturday. i'm done with hockey for awhile though now.
ps Enty doens't need an excuse to get hammed, it was a long weekend!
baked doritos and lots of gatorade then more gatorade then lots of chinese (i think it's all the rice that helps the system get back to normal) then sleep more gatorade break out the leftover chinese
Hahahahahaha ... makes me feel better for having been in bed sick all week. I'm dying for a good hangover, if only so I could get out of my house. (Still, did manage to watch all of Melrose Place, Season 5 Vol. 1 this weekend and a hell of a lot of Buffy. Best cure for what ails ya.)
Ohhh, that's a tough one Mooshki. Who would I feel worse for ... argument for Moss baby is that mom has everything in the world at her disposal to make the child's life comfortable, but it may just grow up to be as desperately unhappy as the other kids.
Mooshki: As someone who can't have kids and is waiting on the adoption to come thru....nothing is worse than Octomom. Both kids will have crappy moms, but at least Kate Moss can raise hers on her own money. Plus, addiction can be treated. There is no cure for the lack of attention of 14 kids under the age of 10 in the home.
December 5, 2006 -- WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with . . . WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . . WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.
Every time I watch the marshmallow queen known as Cojo on ET or The Insider, my peen gets a little smaller. When his mug comes on the screen I have to run to the bathroom and cover my peen hole. If I watch an entire segment with him, I'll only be left with a clit. And not a Chyna-sized clit either! So, my peen welcomes the rumor that the sugarplump fairy might soon fly away from CBS.
Page Six says that the producers of ET and The Insider are looking to replace him with the head stylist of the show, because Cujo has become a real bitch who refuses to promote the shows. The source said, "His Q ratings have plummeted, and he's on so rarely now that if you break down what he gets paid per appearance, it's astronomical and not worth it." You mean, they don't pay him that queen in acorns, peroxide and glazed anal beads (his donut hole likes it extra sugary)?
A spokesbitch for ET and The Insider says Page Six's source is lie-telling on the major.
You know, Culo doesn't need that mess anyway! There's bigger things in his future! Now he can spend all his time to working on his Reno, NV dinner theater spectacle called Chastity Belt: The Chastity Bono Story.
Mooshki- I'd have to say both the OctoMom and Kate Moss are pretty bad. None of those children deserve the lives they are inevitably going to live. Also- check out the link I just posted on Facebook. Those bitches own all my photos and I had no idea!!! Not like I'm a model or anything, but my kids are pretty cute...
Those Page Six blinds are pretty interesting. I may have to go check out the comments...
AS for the Page Six blinds, Ms: my guesses are: judging by the dates the first one has to be Jessica S, HAS TO! it's well-reported she likes the nose candy. The second can only be Lilo, for sure. And the third.. i have no clue?
Emily Blunt hasn't officially stepped down from the role of Black Widow in Iron Man 2, but the studio already has her replacement waiting in the wings!
Filmmakers are reportedly gunning for Scarlett Johansson to replace Blunt in the sequel to Iron Man, even though Emily is trying to adjust her schedule to cater to the role.
This is kind of off topic but I have been invited to a "porn gala". My sister in law manages a porn store and apparently Vivid Entertainment are having a party here next week and she has a bunch of tickets. "All the Vivid girls will be there!", she said.
I'm not really a porn enthusiast but I'm thinking it might be an interesting evening. What do you guys think? Should I go?
Salma Hayek picked a most romantic time and place to get married: Valentine's Day in Paris. The Mexican-born actress wed French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony Saturday at the City Hall in Paris' chic 6th arrondissement, according to an official there.
its amazing how you all manage to keep the conversation fun and entertaining even without anything to discuss... *gets sentimental*
here on the other side of the pond its monday evening, and this weekend was mine and the boys 3 year anniversary (yes, we did go on our first date on v-day...) and i was away doing interviews all weekend... so we still havent had time to celebrate it.
but its gotta be possible to just save it and do it some other night, right?
oh, and also i am hung over classic - cheeseburgers all the way
Harriet, I think I would go. I wouldnt feel too comfortable, but i would bring my note book and just try to go for it. Be a reporter, find out what life is like in a different part of town...
I'm hooked on Vivid's reality show (on Showcase in Canada). The owner of Vivid's such a pompous windbag. JP the director is (unintentionally) hilarious...go and write a report for us. Seriously.
You're in Winnipeg, correct? The party is there or are you travelling to another city?
Harriet, i would totally go! If only for shits & giggles, go! How often do you get to go to something like this? It would be a hoot! Also, don't feel uncomfortable, just enjoy it and be grateful that you don't have to be pounded up the ass to make a living :)
If you need a topic for smalltalk, Vivid is getting sued by the owner of the "Deep Throat" copyright for their new movie "Throat." Because oral sex is such an original idea.
sylvia, im in sweden. so im just about six or seven hours ahead of you all.
in some other small talk news - did you see that the octuplets PR people quit? I read it somewhere and i thought "how could you not know what you were getting yourself into?"
Ms, thank you :) But it's totally true; my hubby is a porn enthusiast, which i'm totally happy with, i've even watched it with him (actually not since the kids were born)and most of the girls look drugged up, and it all just looks so painful.. my eyes water :) But, you know the Vivid girls are probably treated a bit nicer now that they've made it - ie higher grade coke and a personal lubricant applyer probably, lol
Vivid has remade a lot of films including Debbie Does Dallas. They did two versions of that one - an updated version and an alt goth-ish version.
As mentioned, their tv show (and others they have participated in) reveal a lot more than they intend to about the people who run the business. My favourite one was where their publicist messed up big time with a party in Las Vegas - and was fired as the result.
Potato Soup is the cure for a hangover. Did you see that the Academy has to pander to the Twilight crowd by inviting Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to present at the show?
I also read that the octomom's pr people quit her. They said they got some pretty grisley death threats, of the wood chipper variety. She has since hired an agent.
awww Enty. Thanks for being honest LOL and take the whole day. If I could I would send you my hangover cure - a Wawa italian hoagie , herrs ripple chips and Wawa chocolate milk. You PA folks know what i'm talkin about. (WAWA is a convenience store on the east coast)
Harriet - GO!!! How often do you get to use the words Porn Gala in the same sentence let alone go to one. Can't wait to hear your stories from the frontline.
I just went to Lainey's site to read some gossip and was reading about Bimbo Jessica and her bf. Did you see the pictures of her she looks big there and her boobs look huge.
She doesn't look that big..the dress is very unflattering, but she's always had big boobs. Nothing wrong with puttin' them out there every once in awhile.
Well, I think a decision has been made! I'm going to the PORN GALA! *L* Ms; I'm in Calgary and the party is here. Jax, I was thinking the same thing, I might bring some toilet seat covers from work *LOL*
Also; HEJ LINNEA! Var i Sverige bor du? Jag ar fran Sthlm men jag bor i Kanada numera!
Nej, vad roligt! Jag bor i Gävle just nu, flyttade nyss hit från St Paul, MN, där jag gick på college... Nu bor jag här med min amerikanske sambo och längtar tillbaka en hel del...
That said, Ms, did the people you went with like it as much? I have heard some people say they love it, and others just hated it...
@ Linnea We all loved it. IMO, it was such a powerful film. I remember when the real Milk was murdered and I didn't understand/comprehend the outpouring of grief at the time. However, I get it now and cried at the end of the film. What a senseless loss...
drunk- I entered a wet tee shirt contest on a dare and went up and heckled all the women. I got tossed from the bar and chased by some big biker bitch. god it was fun.
famous- I'd like to be famous for heckling a bunch a sad, desperate, daddy issued women in a wet tee shirt contest. or writing. either is fine.
Dumbest thing done while drunk...walking alone through the Tenderloin district in San Francisco late at night because it was the closest Taco Bell to my house and I wanted a fucking Chalupa. Nothing happened, I got home safe, but seriously. Had something happened, I would have deserved it.
Famous - I'd like to be famous for being famous. Like Paris Hilton.
But really, I want to make a documentary about the women's singing organization I belong to. And then I'd like to put an all stars chorus together and sing a medley of hits from movies at the Oscars.
Famous For One Thing: Documentary filmmaking ala D.A. Pennebaker, Errol Morris and Barbara Kopple.
Dumbest thing done drunk: Insulted Moses Znaimer (founder and then owner of City TV in Toronto) because he was relentlessly hitting on my friend. Very powerful & vindictive man and very dumb thing for me to do. Had to lay low for a while after that one.
Also, I climbed a tree while wearing a dress. While descending, my dress got caught in a branch. Jumped down anyway thinking it would free itself. Nope. Dress stayed where it was and I ended up on the ground wearing only a half-slip and bra. Oh, and I was with a very famous rock band at the time. It took them a good five minutes to stop laughing enough to climb up the tree and get my dress.
DALLAS -- The fireball that blazed across the Texas sky and sparked numerous weekend calls to law enforcement agencies now can be considered an identified flying object.
The Federal Aviation Administration said Monday the fireball was a natural phenomenon -- not flying space junk -- and a North Texas astronomer said more specifically that it was probably a pickup truck-sized meteor with the consistency of concrete.
The object was visible Sunday morning from Austin to Dallas and into East Texas. In Central Texas, the Williamson County sheriff's office received so many emergency calls that it sent a helicopter aloft to look for debris from a plane crash.
The FAA backed off its weekend statement that the fireball possibly was caused by falling debris from colliding satellites plummeting into earth's atmosphere.
Well, Ms, I had a break in between and went back home to Stockholm for 2 years. I found Stockholm really boring at the time so coming to Canada was a big deal, even if it's just ol' Cowtown!
What A-list ENTtertainment blogger was too hung over to update his blog? Sources say he was so drunk he couldn't find his way out of the basement and when his parents found him, he was naked, covered in cheeto dust and maple syrup and screaming for Emmanuel.
@ Harriet, are you planning to stay there? And how long have you lived in Cowtown? Personally, I just can't imagine living in a centre smaller / or less diverse than Toronto or Vancouver. I'm thinking of moving and can't figure out where to go.
Throwing up on purpose to make room for more liquor. And that was about 5 years ago. I'm sometimes very surprised that I still wake up.
Famous -
Finding the Higgs Boson. And doing it here in the U.S. And that way, we could still say "We're number 1!" and go back to ignoring scientists from foreign countries.
Ms; we're staying for now, but it won't be forever, that's for sure! I have a secure job here and we have a great place to live...so until something better comes our way, moving would be kind of stupid at this point.
@Ms - That begs another question, If Ent was wearing frilly panties, would we be able to tell? =]
Being a large man myself, I still get suprised sometimes when I can see the tips of my shoes, to confirm that I am indeed wearing shoes. 'Cause sometimes, I can't tell =(
A one-line comment by Enty brings over 120 comments! LMAO!! Firstly, I agree with Julie. An authentic Philly cheesesteak will cure the hangover. Does it for me. Of course, driving over to Port Richmond to get one might be a bit hard....
And you better have something juicy to tell us. If you remember, that is.
Are we gonna have another convention in LA? I wanna go out there but I need an excuse....
My Turn--dumbest thing I've ever done drunk, sober or in ANY state whatsoever...
I pole-danced nude on stage as a lark. Will not say where or when. But my husband at the time was with me, just as drunk, cheering me on (he really was a super nice guy--no abuse--we were young).
We made it out alive and intact, with only a bag of weed stolen from my purse while I was *busy* working it.
I was horrible at it, BTW, even after taking dance and cheerleading during much of my younger days.
Ms.- Vancouver all the way. it has all the perks of city life without the pretentious attitude. well that's a lie but we're getting better at it. just don't tell anyone you're from TO.
dumb things while drunk: showing tits for beads in NOLA (and pix taken) doing somersaults in front yard over the age of 40 riding a bike in the dark w/ no lights to 7-11 for more beer hiding the bottle from myself only to discover it a month later etc. etc.
enty my love, if you really are hung over, the only real "cures" are a "hair of the dog" and a ahakes or ice cream (non-chunky) in case you ralph anyway. makes things come up much easier. i also hear weed is good, and xanax doesn't hurt. and if you're not really hung over, i hope you don't feel like you need to make excuses to us!! we love you anyway!! hope it was a good valentines for everybody!!
DAmmit Enty. I know you are feeling better, but I want your take on shit! Now get some hair of somebody's dog, and get on the stick and do some posting!
BlindGossip - This actress is both extremely talented and a bit quirky. She has been nominated for an Academy Award at least once, and has seriously dated at least one famous actor. She recently battled substance abuse issues, although it did not make headlines. Unfortunately, her family was not keen on her entering rehab, wanting her to try more natural remedies instead. Fear not, though. A wise friend has smuggled her into to a medical rehab facility where she will receive professional help to lick her problem. She should be well and making a career comeback soon.
Our poor boy must really be suffering. Take the day off to tend to your throbbing head and tormented tummy Enty, but make it up to us tomorrow with a really juicy blind item reveal, OK?
Enty, hope you're feeling better soon. Lots of water and a little bit of ibuprofen is the best cure for a hangover. Any time I tried anything else, I'd just puke.
I would like to be famous for writing. I've always wanted to be a writer, but I have trouble settling on a plot that I think hasn't been done before. I think that's why I liked journalism so much.
Most embarassing thing I've done while drunk would be either traipsing around at a party in only a T-shirt, or paying an ex $20 for a pair of sweatpants and some too-big tennis shoes, because I had trouble teetering around in my high heels and short skirt. (He loved telling people that story, too. Thankfully, very few people believed it.)
I imagine Enty rolling off of his futon about 4:30ish, shirtless, sick with sweat, and with a chicken in a biscuit cracker or two (or three) stuck on various parts of his torso, and no memory of eating them :-(
Feel better Enty. Everyone needs to call in sick from time to time, and some of us have received your well wishes when we've done so. Take care of yourself, Hon! We love you. :-)
Ooh, that's a great guess! Most of the ones at BlindGossip didn't make much sense.
I just thought of a great drunk moment that happily isn't mine - my friend peed in a phone booth in downtown Mpls. while we all stood around it with our backs turned to give her "privacy," lol! I will NEVER let her live that one down.
jax, I find myself in complete agreement with your comments today, especially those about Vancouver. The city's pretty chill compared to most big cities but super-uptight compared with anywhere else on the coast :)
for the blind item of "blind gossip",Nathalie Portman(nominated once,talented,very active but very strange boyfriend,yet rumored about drug) or Anne Hathaway(some clues)
i thought Tony Luke's closed!? and i actually forgot about there hahahaha
idk if i can talk my hubs into s.philly at all tomorrow. we'll be in university city (well, 34th/civic@CHOP) he hates going into town. at all. he talks about the heyday of going to school there blabla (some culinary school, jna), and just hates it. I lived (errr couchsurfed...) up there for months. much better than the dubc (west chester) where I'm from.
dammit. i'm going to end up driving, get "lost" and go to TL anyway. I'll blame it on the internet :D
Have either of you lived in Toronto with regard to a comparison to Vancouver? I've communicated with a dozen ex-Torontonians and most of them are happy in Vancouver. But a few of the complaints resonated with me. 1) Need a car to get around. 2) Not a lot to do if it doesn't involve the great outdoors. 3)Gorgeous city, but not a lot going on. Especially when compared with Toronto. 4) Your police force is the biggest criminal organization in BC
I love all the hilarious comments! Does anyone know where I can find January's reveals? (Vinker og sier hei til svenskene!) P.S. I used to be April, but had to change it to April d.
april, look at the left column on the home page and click on december, the week of 12/28 - 01/04 and then look down after it loads and you'll see the list of reveals.
popsicles and a J always make me feel better. Sadly, I turn to this remedy all too often.....
dumbest thing done while drunk: riding my bike home from a dirrrty dive bar while it had a flat tire. I fell off about six times and in the final tumble I cut my hand, elbow, knee and scraped the side of my face. In front of a sizable group of youths standing on the sidewalk no less.....oh the shame
I'm afraid pretty much all my stupid shit has been done stone cold sober--even at the "height" of my drinking in college, I could barely drink anything, plus I've never liked beer & am so-so on wine...give me those foo-foo fruity girly drinks where you can't taste the liquor, yeah...
As for hangover cures, one of my high school friends used to swear by ready-made chocolate milk and a box of powdered sugar donuts (not Dunkies or KK, but store-bought). She didn't realize her mom was on to her until one fine morning, as she's sitting at the table, her mom wandered by, noticed what she was eating, and said "Hard night, eh?" Anyway, Enty, rehydrate yourself as best you can--dilute some Gatorade 50/50 w/water and sip it slowly--maybe some Rice Chex when you're up for actual food, and a nice relaxing bath; if you've got a Lush Jingle Spells bath ballistic, all the better. (Now what I need is some more Tired Old Ass Bath Soak from Little Moon Essentials...laugh if you will, but it really does help!)
stupidest thng done whilst drunk? When i was 18 i started seeing this guy (who coincidentally shares the same name with my husband, but luckily that's where the similarities end) and we were out one night drinking. My best friend had just come out at this stage and he wanted us to go to this gay bar near us. No problem, my boyf looked a bit scared, but said what the hell? Anyway once inside and we were necking back the shots. There's a drag queen who does a show most nights and on this particular night she said there was 2bottles of bubbly, 50 pounds (UK) and something ele i can't remember for anyone who would take a piece or two of clothing off, but the winner was to be judged by the audience (98% gay men). So a quite a few people got up and showed the usual dicks, arses and the like. Anyway a girlfriend i was there with asked if i wanted to go up with her. In my drunkend state i jumped at the chance, completely ignoring my boyf's look of absolute horror on his face. So up on the stage we go, and we end up taking our bras off and shaking our titties around (i'm actually blushing as i type this)... We got the biggest cheer of the night from the audience and so we won!!!!! I was actually really pleased with myself! My boyf on the other hand just looked appalled, and we ended up having a big arguement over it, and i told him to get over it basically, it was a bit of fun and it was in front of a room full of gay men, so what gives??
Anyway, it was funny as fuck and my best friend and i still giggle about it to this day!
Wow, that must be one bad-ass hangover! I've been checking back all day thinking that he has to be up and about by now. At least all of your comments and stories have kept me entertained!
Should this situation arise again here is the game plan: pop some advil, take alka seltzer, stand in a steamy shower, maybe indulge in a short nap and then get back to making my day better. You only get one freebie and this was it.
Tough love? You bet. It's just that you're better than this and we all know it.
Ms. - you're my hero! Moses seems like such a slimebag. What's the Showcase show called? I take it this Vivid thing isn't the guy who does all those Assgasm movies?
Dumbest thing while drunk? Do I need to pick one? I'll pick the most gross - passed out for much of a bus trip from Toronto to Mt. Sutton (about a 7-hour drive). (I had polished off a 26er of vodka by the time we got to Oshawa.) Really came to just before we got to the auberge and I felt GREAT. The owners had sandwiches and stuff ready for us in the bar when we got there (at 3am), so I partook. Couldn't understand why most people moved away from me. Went up to my room to sleep. Woke up at 6am, far too hung over to ski, sat up in bed and looked at my orange shirt. It was even more orange in spots, with chunks. My coat was covered in it as well.
What would I like to be famous for? When I was a kid I wanted to be an author. Photography would be nice - but I would have to take a course, first ;)
I remember once in sydney myself and some friends went to the mardi gras dance party. I decided i wanted some police escorts to dance with so we walked into the police station nearby and convinced a couple of extremely cute coppers to join us;)
With the horrible weather we're having in SoCal, Enty is probably hibernating like Yogi. He may never come back after reading all these hilarious posts.
For me (and apparently Enty too) the only hangover cure is lots of sleep.
Fortunately I've done too many crazy things while drunk, so I can't point out just one. How I've never been to jail is beyond me.
And for being famous, I'd like to be famous for winning the largest lottery prize ever.
Oh ya, Harriet, please go to the porn party and give us a detailed report.
FYI - Wal-Mart has travel size toilet seat covers in a little pack that will fit in a teeny party purse. There's also tiny sizes of Purell and Lysol too.
Porno Valley (UK production)was one of the shows that focused on the Vivid girls. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0391680/ To watch it online, click here: http://www.tvduck.com/Porno-Valley.html
The other one...can't remember the name and it appears Showcase isn't airing it right now. Their making of Debbie Does Dallas was on for several weeks...
My personal favourite is the hilarious Sin Cities. Ashley is such an asshole, but he's utterly captivating. And game for anything which makes for interesting viewing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_Cities
here's a youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctExGlCoPsA&feature=related
I myself have too many horrible drunk experiences to list. But here's one that's up there:
I was 19 and a student at University of Colorado. Two friends and I decided to go to Rosarita, Mexico out of the freakin' blue one day. I'm not kidding-Wednesday-"Man we should take a trip somewhere-maybe Canada?" And then we decided we would go to Mexico THAT friday.
We get down there and go club hopping and I'm drinking s-loads of different mixed drinks. And then the worst:
My two friends and I had arrived at probably our fourth or fifth bar/club that evening and I took tequila shots. And that's when I felt that awful pang of nausea. I tried to hold it in, but that wasn't going to happen. This bar was PACKED by the way, not too big, but lots of people. I grab the empty margarita cup to try and discreetly puke into. And then.. I projectile vomit into the cup, it overflows and spews chunks at two of my friends. You better believe all of those people were staring.
It was all too mortifying and I literally ran out of the bar to go back to our hotel with vomit on my dress and mascara painted cheeks. My friends ran after me since it was about 2:00am on Saturday. I'm cringing as I type this. Never mix too many drinks/shots.
eeek so many times drunk... some peeps have never been drunk? wow i once fell asleep in a snow bank in Toronto and the cops found me before i froze to death or was attacked or raped, and returned me to my convent-like residence U of T "Loretto College for girls"...
another time we had the day off school (in Canada) because of a snowstorm and drove to buffalo to get drunk and my co-pilot stole a cop's hat... eeek they followed us to the border and arrested us all... 5 girls... i was just 16 and i was the drunk driver charged... we had an open container of wine that another friend stole from the bar we were at...
or the time i "lost" my car because we got so drunk we could not find it after the bar (Buffalo again)... so we got a ride home and i reported it stolen the next day...
omg... these things happened decades ago... I cringe... i find it hard to believe i survived my teen years... 9 lives for sure!!!!!!!!!
Dumbest thing while drunk...too many to mention - but getting up the next morning - dressed in different clothes than the ones i passed out in ...and finding out i'd thrown up in bed..on my boyfriend, and while he was cleaning up, i wandered buck naked into the living room, sat down b/w my cousin and her boyfriend and had a great conversation ...till bf dragged me back to bedroom and dressed me in sweats , and threw me back into bed.
Famous for :revealing Ent's true secret superhero identity
Do you folks remember the blind item where the star let his stalker in? Does this recent quote sound like a reveal to you?
"I had a stalker ... I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back." -- Robert Pattinson, talking to Creme magazine about how he got rid of an obsessive fan
@Ms: I grew up in Toronto (25 years), lived in Vancouver for 13 years and now reside in Cowtown for the past 12 years. I will say this about all three. I don't plan on retiring in Calgary, there is zero art scene here, hell, there are only 40,000 residents in downtown core (seriously!) But I will never move back to TO or Vancouver. I just can't think of where else to go next. The thing with Torontonians & Vancouverites is that they are SHOCKED anyone would live anywhere other than their city and especially shocked that people would choose Calgary. It's the PEOPLE here that make it so cool. Not for the faint of heart, but let's face it, the weather sucks everywhere in Canada in the winter. And please, if one more BCer tells me, "We don't get snow here. It's the California of Canada", I'm gonna blow>
I'm not a big city girl at heart, I must confess. I've been living in Vancouver 2.5 years and have only ever visited Toronto once. So, my impression of Vancouver is coloured by being from a tiny island town.
Yeah, you need a car ... unless you're willing to battle daily with transit. Students don't seem to know how to ride the bus, or maybe they are preoccupied with being students?
It's totally gorgeous but way too many cops with not enough training and local government who wants to hide problems (instead of fixing problems, i.e. homelessness) in the run-up to the 2010 Olympics. I'm totally freaked out by the security cameras going up all over the city. I think there's tons of stuff to do here, though.
The weirdest part of Vancouver is that I find the people born and raised here are a little more stuck up and harder to get to know than the people who are transplants to the area. I thought everyone in Vancouver would be a dope-smoking vegan and it turns out that most are uptight yuppies, attempting to live "the dream". But, like I said, I'm a little biased!
you need a philly cheesesteak. that will make you feel better.
ReplyDeleteanyway, hope you feel better soon <3
Munch on an apple Enty; as a former bartender I personally recommend it as the best hangover cure ever.
ReplyDeleteFeel better :)
Have an Emergen-C...it does the trick!
ReplyDeleteTomato sandwich. Helps you throw up, but you feel better afterwards.
ReplyDeleteWTF? Did you got to Daytona? You can tell us. We won't blog it!
ReplyDeleteIf possible, go for a motorcycle ride then stop at a bar for a tall draft beer.
ReplyDeleteGood as new!
I love you, Enty. You are my inspiration and my idol.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Enty. God, been there...hell, take the whole day off.
ReplyDeleteWell, did everyone have a good weekend? Anything fun or interesting?
ReplyDeletePlease share! Looks like we have LOTS of time! lol
I saw "Confessions of a Shopaholic." It made me want to apply for a credit card and go shopping.
ReplyDeleteWhat about you, Ror?
ReplyDeletebelieve it or not...alka seltzer plus cold is great for this.
ReplyDeletefeel better soon, enty. we'll hold out for you. ;)
Aww get better soon. Should we infer that it was a good Valentine's weekend though? ;)
ReplyDeleteA real milkshake (actually made with milk & ice cream) does wonders by coating your stomach and making you forget how bad it really is.
ReplyDeletetake 2 aspirin, have 2 egg mcmuffins and 2 hash browns, with a large diet coke, take a nap and you'll be fine. We'll miss you til then!
ReplyDeleteI hope you didn't have to buy more expensive shoes!
ReplyDeleteFirst hang-over I had nothing helped. I tried 7-up, alka seltzer, toast, nothing. So I suffered all day and to top it of I was at work lol. Once I had dinner I felt 100% better.
ReplyDeleteSince than I don't repeat performance lol. Hardly consider myself a drinker.
Enty, hope you feel better later on. If you need a day off we understand lol.
Not to much Mooshki, went over to the g/f's mom's house for dinner on Saturday night. Grilled out a steak last night and just relaxed.
ReplyDeleteSince we had highs in the low 20s and a city covered in very treacherous ice this weekend, grilling out sounds pretty damned exciting to me.
ReplyDeletenon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want my blinds items of the day!!!!! i want my gossips!!!!!! take water and vit C!! and wake up!!!!!LOL
ReplyDeletePoor Enty! I want to hear your excuse for a Sunday night bender. Please, oh please, don't let it be Daytona. I don't know what I'd do....
ReplyDeleteIt's been a long time since I let myself get that drunk. I like a good, happy buzz where I can still function the next day. I went to a wedding on Saturday. If you mention the word 'wedding' prices seem to triple, can't imagine if you mention wedding and valentines day. Eloping has always sounded good to me.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he saw The Wrestler, like I did last night. ['SPOILER' maybe below]
ReplyDeleteAfter that, you feel like massively drinking. Think of the total opposite of "uplifting" and you've got this movie.
Sure all of the cast does a great job, but.... :(
i second the apple idea. for me its apply juice. many years ago i wnet to Ibiza and partied nonstop for a week,only stopping to drink apple juice and eat cold pizza.
ReplyDeletei swear i needed rehab after that.
havent really gotten drunk since. or drank malibu and pinaaple.
my weekend was good, took my dad and gramps to a hockey game on friday and took my ex to a game on saturday. i'm done with hockey for awhile though now.
ps Enty doens't need an excuse to get hammed, it was a long weekend!
at least you're honest!
ReplyDeletephilly soft pretzel, dorito's and a snapple .. always worked for me .. and yes julie, a big greasy steak wit always does the trick!
ReplyDeleteeat something .. anything enty ..
That is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteAll these hangover helpers made me hungry!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm....cheese steak wit!
ReplyDeleteNever heard the apple thing. I'll store that away in my database.
Feel betty Enty. I'm hoping this means lots of juicy stories.
baked doritos and lots of gatorade
ReplyDeletethen more gatorade
then lots of chinese
(i think it's all the rice that helps the system get back to normal)
then sleep
more gatorade
break out the leftover chinese
hope ya feel better:)
best.excuse.ever.
ReplyDeleteRehydrate, enty, rehydrate. If your stomach is so upset that you cannot hold down anything, use a Gravol a.k.a Dramamine (dimenhydrinate) suppository.
ReplyDeleteDon't have those at home? Then shove a pill up your patootie. It'll absorb and will calm down your stomach.
Take aspirin. Do not take Tylenol.
Tylenol + 3 or more alcoholic drinks per week = liver damage.
Though, I bet last night's consumption did that on it's own ;-)
Feel better soon. I need my smut.
Hahahahahaha ... makes me feel better for having been in bed sick all week. I'm dying for a good hangover, if only so I could get out of my house. (Still, did manage to watch all of Melrose Place, Season 5 Vol. 1 this weekend and a hell of a lot of Buffy. Best cure for what ails ya.)
ReplyDeletePoll: Kate Moss being knocked up is worse than Octomom and the jailbait couple put together, yes/no?
ReplyDeleteBeen there done that.
ReplyDeleteOne Lortab served with lightly buttered toast.
Blinds closed.
Good Luck
well at least Octomom wasn't drinking champs and beer for the last 2months like Kate. does she think people won't notice?
ReplyDeletei read the jailbait couple might not be the dad after all that a few other guys came forward.
lol
ReplyDeleteEnt, take the day off...we will understand!!!
LMAO I played hookey today too Ent.
ReplyDeleteOhhh, that's a tough one Mooshki. Who would I feel worse for ... argument for Moss baby is that mom has everything in the world at her disposal to make the child's life comfortable, but it may just grow up to be as desperately unhappy as the other kids.
ReplyDelete@Shakey
ReplyDeleteKate Moss has everything except the tools to undo feotal alcohol syndrome.
Mooshki: As someone who can't have kids and is waiting on the adoption to come thru....nothing is worse than Octomom. Both kids will have crappy moms, but at least Kate Moss can raise hers on her own money. Plus, addiction can be treated. There is no cure for the lack of attention of 14 kids under the age of 10 in the home.
ReplyDeleteActually, Enty, we're carrying on without you :-) Stay in bed.
ReplyDeletePAGE SIX BLIND ITEMS:
ReplyDeleteDecember 5, 2006 -- WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with . . . WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . . WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.
From Dlisted:
ReplyDeleteEvery time I watch the marshmallow queen known as Cojo on ET or The Insider, my peen gets a little smaller. When his mug comes on the screen I have to run to the bathroom and cover my peen hole. If I watch an entire segment with him, I'll only be left with a clit. And not a Chyna-sized clit either! So, my peen welcomes the rumor that the sugarplump fairy might soon fly away from CBS.
Page Six says that the producers of ET and The Insider are looking to replace him with the head stylist of the show, because Cujo has become a real bitch who refuses to promote the shows. The source said, "His Q ratings have plummeted, and he's on so rarely now that if you break down what he gets paid per appearance, it's astronomical and not worth it." You mean, they don't pay him that queen in acorns, peroxide and glazed anal beads (his donut hole likes it extra sugary)?
A spokesbitch for ET and The Insider says Page Six's source is lie-telling on the major.
You know, Culo doesn't need that mess anyway! There's bigger things in his future! Now he can spend all his time to working on his Reno, NV dinner theater spectacle called Chastity Belt: The Chastity Bono Story.
I'm pretty sure the nannies are raising kate moss' kid anyway. I feel bad for the 14 octobrats.
ReplyDeleteCutting coke with Strawberry quik? Wha'?
ReplyDeleteKids these days, I tell ya.
Mooshki- I'd have to say both the OctoMom and Kate Moss are pretty bad. None of those children deserve the lives they are inevitably going to live. Also- check out the link I just posted on Facebook. Those bitches own all my photos and I had no idea!!! Not like I'm a model or anything, but my kids are pretty cute...
ReplyDeleteThose Page Six blinds are pretty interesting. I may have to go check out the comments...
WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.
ReplyDeleteIs that Parasite and her new BFF??
I read somewhere that Paris and Benji Madden were all over each other the other day. Of course this is Paris, that's probably how she says hello.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Paris requires her to perform all kinds of unpleasant services, like crab-picking.
ReplyDeleteBenji Madden has already moved on to Katy Perry.
ReplyDeletei know i'm late to the party, but i just woke up (it's 5am) Hope you're feeling better soon, Enty boy.
ReplyDeleteAS for the Page Six blinds, Ms: my guesses are: judging by the dates the first one has to be Jessica S, HAS TO! it's well-reported she likes the nose candy. The second can only be Lilo, for sure. And the third.. i have no clue?
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ReplyDeleteRemember Ms. Parasite doesn't go to bed with just anyone. She has only bedded 2 guys. If you can believe that lol.
ReplyDeleteEmily Blunt hasn't officially stepped down from the role of Black Widow in Iron Man 2, but the studio already has her replacement waiting in the wings!
ReplyDeleteFilmmakers are reportedly gunning for Scarlett Johansson to replace Blunt in the sequel to Iron Man, even though Emily is trying to adjust her schedule to cater to the role.
Is it afternoon in LA yet? I miss my Enty fix(es)...
ReplyDeleteI'm not sayin' that y'all aren't entertaining, because this is a great thread!
This is kind of off topic but I have been invited to a "porn gala". My sister in law manages a porn store and apparently Vivid Entertainment are having a party here next week and she has a bunch of tickets. "All the Vivid girls will be there!", she said.
ReplyDeleteI'm not really a porn enthusiast but I'm thinking it might be an interesting evening. What do you guys think? Should I go?
Salma Hayek picked a most romantic time and place to get married: Valentine's Day in Paris. The Mexican-born actress wed French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony Saturday at the City Hall in Paris' chic 6th arrondissement, according to an official there.
ReplyDelete"Filmmakers are reportedly gunning for Scarlett Johansson to replace Blunt"
ReplyDeleteDowngrade!
Harriet, YES. Also, you should write it up and send the story to Enty to post on the site.
Harriett, Do you think you will feel comfortable going to a porn gala?
ReplyDeleteits amazing how you all manage to keep the conversation fun and entertaining even without anything to discuss... *gets sentimental*
ReplyDeletehere on the other side of the pond its monday evening, and this weekend was mine and the boys 3 year anniversary (yes, we did go on our first date on v-day...) and i was away doing interviews all weekend... so we still havent had time to celebrate it.
but its gotta be possible to just save it and do it some other night, right?
oh, and also i am hung over classic - cheeseburgers all the way
Harriet, I think I would go. I wouldnt feel too comfortable, but i would bring my note book and just try to go for it. Be a reporter, find out what life is like in a different part of town...
ReplyDeleteHarriet, go to that party!
ReplyDeleteI'm hooked on Vivid's reality show (on Showcase in Canada). The owner of Vivid's such a pompous windbag. JP the director is (unintentionally) hilarious...go and write a report for us. Seriously.
You're in Winnipeg, correct? The party is there or are you travelling to another city?
Linnea, where in the world are you at?
ReplyDeleteI am in Texas
Gotta love those three-day weekend benders!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo!
Harriet, i would totally go! If only for shits & giggles, go! How often do you get to go to something like this? It would be a hoot! Also, don't feel uncomfortable, just enjoy it and be grateful that you don't have to be pounded up the ass to make a living :)
ReplyDelete@ Cooper's Mom
ReplyDeleteWell put ;-)
We'll be fine, Enty. Take the day off.
ReplyDeleteIf you need a topic for smalltalk, Vivid is getting sued by the owner of the "Deep Throat" copyright for their new movie "Throat." Because oral sex is such an original idea.
ReplyDeleteHere is my news: Brett Favre is still a jerk.
ReplyDeletesylvia, im in sweden. so im just about six or seven hours ahead of you all.
ReplyDeletein some other small talk news - did you see that the octuplets PR people quit? I read it somewhere and i thought "how could you not know what you were getting yourself into?"
Ms, thank you :) But it's totally true; my hubby is a porn enthusiast, which i'm totally happy with, i've even watched it with him (actually not since the kids were born)and most of the girls look drugged up, and it all just looks so painful.. my eyes water :) But, you know the Vivid girls are probably treated a bit nicer now that they've made it - ie higher grade coke and a personal lubricant applyer probably, lol
ReplyDeletealso, isnt just throat so different from deep throat? Someone who works in that biz really should know that...
ReplyDeleteHarriet, this isn't even a question, you GO and bring a camera and lots of PURELL.
ReplyDeleteand for god's sake DO NOT USE THE TOILET.
Vivid has remade a lot of films including Debbie Does Dallas. They did two versions of that one - an updated version and an alt goth-ish version.
ReplyDeleteAs mentioned, their tv show (and others they have participated in) reveal a lot more than they intend to about the people who run the business. My favourite one was where their publicist messed up big time with a party in Las Vegas - and was fired as the result.
Harriet - you have to go.
In case you were losing sleep over whether or not Michael Phelps was going to be charged by the S. Carolina Sheriff's Dept -- he's not. Link below...
ReplyDeletehttp://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/29224926/
LOL, Jax!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of porn, I hear Colin Farrel is free again. His girlfriend dumped him. Maybe I have a chance now. Hope he has his shots.
ReplyDeletePotato Soup is the cure for a hangover.
ReplyDeleteDid you see that the Academy has to pander to the Twilight crowd by inviting Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to present at the show?
Linnea, I haven't read anything about Weird mother's PR people leaving her. Wonder what happen there. Maybe they got tired of the lies.
ReplyDeleteLOL@jax
I leave for a few hours and now this this place has turned into a Porn/Recipe site!?!? Circle of life.
ReplyDeleteShheeeessh!
:)
I kid, I kid.....porn away all..
I also read that the octomom's pr people quit her. They said they got some pretty grisley death threats, of the wood chipper variety. She has since hired an agent.
ReplyDeleteAfter a couple drinks I usually feel better!
ReplyDeleteCheck out my $50 Gif Card giveaway!
DB
awww Enty. Thanks for being honest LOL and take the whole day. If I could I would send you my hangover cure - a Wawa italian hoagie , herrs ripple chips and Wawa chocolate milk. You PA folks know what i'm talkin about. (WAWA is a convenience store on the east coast)
ReplyDeleteHarriet - GO!!! How often do you get to use the words Porn Gala in the same sentence let alone go to one. Can't wait to hear your stories from the frontline.
I just went to Lainey's site to read some gossip and was reading about Bimbo Jessica and her bf. Did you see the pictures of her she looks big there and her boobs look huge.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't look that big..the dress is very unflattering, but she's always had big boobs. Nothing wrong with puttin' them out there every once in awhile.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think a decision has been made! I'm going to the PORN GALA! *L*
ReplyDeleteMs; I'm in Calgary and the party is here. Jax, I was thinking the same thing, I might bring some toilet seat covers from work *LOL*
Also; HEJ LINNEA! Var i Sverige bor du? Jag ar fran Sthlm men jag bor i Kanada numera!
Hmm...maybe this was asked or answered haven't looked around...But didn't Enty post that Salma was with Colin??
ReplyDeleteEnty eat some Menudo with a lot of chile...and you'll be fine!
Hey everyone,
ReplyDeleteWhich film do you want to win Best Picture?
I've only seen 3, Frost/Nixon, Slumdog & The Reader.
Of the 3, I'm definitely rooting for Slumdog.
@AmazonBlue
ReplyDeleteYeah, Slumdog. Or Milk.
Go see Milk - a m a z i n g film.
adore-
ReplyDeleteMenudo is the BEST cure for a hangover! And the spices are great for wakin' you up!
Did anyone see the video of the woman throwing a fit because she missed her flight to Hong Kong? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVw7entkxg
ReplyDeleteNej, vad roligt! Jag bor i Gävle just nu, flyttade nyss hit från St Paul, MN, där jag gick på college... Nu bor jag här med min amerikanske sambo och längtar tillbaka en hel del...
ReplyDeleteThat said, Ms, did the people you went with like it as much? I have heard some people say they love it, and others just hated it...
"Which film do you want to win Best Picture?"
ReplyDeleteDefinitely "In the Name of the King." It was some of Uwe's finest work yet.
How about an Our Turn since EL is still sawing logs..lol.
ReplyDeleteWhat has been the dumbest thing you have ever done drunk?
OR
If you could be famous for any one thing, what would it be?
@ Linnea
ReplyDeleteWe all loved it. IMO, it was such a powerful film. I remember when the real Milk was murdered and I didn't understand/comprehend the outpouring of grief at the time. However, I get it now and cried at the end of the film. What a senseless loss...
ok i'll go first...
ReplyDeletedrunk- I entered a wet tee shirt contest on a dare and went up and heckled all the women. I got tossed from the bar and chased by some big biker bitch. god it was fun.
famous- I'd like to be famous for heckling a bunch a sad, desperate, daddy issued women in a wet tee shirt contest.
or writing. either is fine.
Hope you feel better, enty! :)
ReplyDelete"What has been the dumbest thing you have ever done drunk?"
ReplyDeleteSadly, I've never been drunk. If I have more than a teeny bit of alcohol, it comes right back up.
"If you could be famous for any one thing, what would it be?"
Kicking Paris Hilton in the crotch.
Dumbest thing done while drunk...walking alone through the Tenderloin district in San Francisco late at night because it was the closest Taco Bell to my house and I wanted a fucking Chalupa. Nothing happened, I got home safe, but seriously. Had something happened, I would have deserved it.
ReplyDeleteFamous - I'd like to be famous for being famous. Like Paris Hilton.
But really, I want to make a documentary about the women's singing organization I belong to. And then I'd like to put an all stars chorus together and sing a medley of hits from movies at the Oscars.
Go big or go home.
lol@Moo
ReplyDeleteFamous For One Thing:
ReplyDeleteDocumentary filmmaking ala D.A. Pennebaker, Errol Morris and Barbara Kopple.
Dumbest thing done drunk:
Insulted Moses Znaimer (founder and then owner of City TV in Toronto) because he was relentlessly hitting on my friend. Very powerful & vindictive man and very dumb thing for me to do. Had to lay low for a while after that one.
Also, I climbed a tree while wearing a dress. While descending, my dress got caught in a branch. Jumped down anyway thinking it would free itself. Nope. Dress stayed where it was and I ended up on the ground wearing only a half-slip and bra. Oh, and I was with a very famous rock band at the time. It took them a good five minutes to stop laughing enough to climb up the tree and get my dress.
@ Harriet - how do you handle going from SF to Calgary? I mean, one city is so cosmopolitan and the other, well...
ReplyDeleteDALLAS -- The fireball that blazed across the Texas sky and sparked numerous weekend calls to law enforcement agencies now can be considered an identified flying object.
ReplyDeleteThe Federal Aviation Administration said Monday the fireball was a natural phenomenon -- not flying space junk -- and a North Texas astronomer said more specifically that it was probably a pickup truck-sized meteor with the consistency of concrete.
The object was visible Sunday morning from Austin to Dallas and into East Texas. In Central Texas, the Williamson County sheriff's office received so many emergency calls that it sent a helicopter aloft to look for debris from a plane crash.
The FAA backed off its weekend statement that the fireball possibly was caused by falling debris from colliding satellites plummeting into earth's atmosphere.
Well, Ms, I had a break in between and went back home to Stockholm for 2 years. I found Stockholm really boring at the time so coming to Canada was a big deal, even if it's just ol' Cowtown!
ReplyDeleteOooo, I got a juicy blind:
ReplyDeleteWhat A-list ENTtertainment blogger was too hung over to update his blog? Sources say he was so drunk he couldn't find his way out of the basement and when his parents found him, he was naked, covered in cheeto dust and maple syrup and screaming for Emmanuel.
Not: Affleck
@ Harriet, are you planning to stay there? And how long have you lived in Cowtown? Personally, I just can't imagine living in a centre smaller / or less diverse than Toronto or Vancouver. I'm thinking of moving and can't figure out where to go.
ReplyDeleteLOL@trogdor
ReplyDelete@trogdor
ReplyDeleteAlex Baldwin?
@ trogdor - btw, I heard he wasn't naked, but was wearing frilly panties.
ReplyDeleteDumbest thing done while drunk -
ReplyDeleteThrowing up on purpose to make room for more liquor. And that was about 5 years ago. I'm sometimes very surprised that I still wake up.
Famous -
Finding the Higgs Boson. And doing it here in the U.S. And that way, we could still say "We're number 1!" and go back to ignoring scientists from foreign countries.
Ms; we're staying for now, but it won't be forever, that's for sure! I have a secure job here and we have a great place to live...so until something better comes our way, moving would be kind of stupid at this point.
ReplyDelete@Ms - That begs another question, If Ent was wearing frilly panties, would we be able to tell? =]
ReplyDeleteBeing a large man myself, I still get suprised sometimes when I can see the tips of my shoes, to confirm that I am indeed wearing shoes. 'Cause sometimes, I can't tell =(
Hope it was fun getting to that hangover. Philly cheesesteak sounds YUMMY!
ReplyDeleteGrease & protein. Yea hangovers. Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteI'm all about the wit'out lol
ReplyDeletei'm going to philly tomorrow (i live in the burbs), my husband and i don't agree on... Pats? or Genos?
enty, just take the day off!!
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ReplyDeleteA one-line comment by Enty brings over 120 comments! LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteFirstly, I agree with Julie. An authentic Philly cheesesteak will cure the hangover. Does it for me. Of course, driving over to Port Richmond to get one might be a bit hard....
And you better have something juicy to tell us. If you remember, that is.
Are we gonna have another convention in LA? I wanna go out there but I need an excuse....
i agree with you, q.s. he deserves a break today.
ReplyDeleteMy Turn--dumbest thing I've ever done drunk, sober or in ANY state whatsoever...
ReplyDeleteI pole-danced nude on stage as a lark. Will not say where or when. But my husband at the time was with me, just as drunk, cheering me on (he really was a super nice guy--no abuse--we were young).
We made it out alive and intact, with only a bag of weed stolen from my purse while I was *busy* working it.
I was horrible at it, BTW, even after taking dance and cheerleading during much of my younger days.
and that was highlarious, Trogdor!
ReplyDeletelol ok Selena you win. i kept my shit on.
ReplyDeleteMs.- Vancouver all the way. it has all the perks of city life without the pretentious attitude. well that's a lie but we're getting better at it. just don't tell anyone you're from TO.
@ julie - neither - john's roast pork or tony luke's
ReplyDeleteA 1L carton of chocolate milk. Dunno why it works, but it does.
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon Enty!
PEPTO....THE OLD STAND BY
ReplyDeletedumb things while drunk:
ReplyDeleteshowing tits for beads in NOLA (and pix taken)
doing somersaults in front yard over the age of 40
riding a bike in the dark w/ no lights to 7-11 for more beer
hiding the bottle from myself only to discover it a month later
etc. etc.
enty my love, if you really are hung over, the only real "cures" are a "hair of the dog" and a ahakes or ice cream (non-chunky) in case you ralph anyway.
makes things come up much easier. i also hear weed is good, and xanax doesn't hurt.
and if you're not really hung over, i hope you don't feel like you need to make excuses to us!! we love you anyway!!
hope it was a good valentines for everybody!!
DAmmit Enty. I know you are feeling better, but I want your take on shit! Now get some hair of somebody's dog, and get on the stick and do some posting!
ReplyDeleteya weed is the cure all. we call it Mother Nature's cure. a lil hoot'll do ya. everything in moderation helps.
ReplyDeletePat's. Geno's is ok food, but their English First Hatred Initiative tips the balance for me.
ReplyDeleteBlindGossip - This actress is both extremely talented and a bit quirky. She has been nominated for an Academy Award at least once, and has seriously dated at least one famous actor. She recently battled substance abuse issues, although it did not make headlines. Unfortunately, her family was not keen on her entering rehab, wanting her to try more natural remedies instead. Fear not, though. A wise friend has smuggled her into to a medical rehab facility where she will receive professional help to lick her problem. She should be well and making a career comeback soon.
ReplyDeleteOur poor boy must really be suffering. Take the day off to tend to your throbbing head and tormented tummy Enty, but make it up to us tomorrow with a really juicy blind item reveal, OK?
ReplyDeleteLots of water, aspirin and SLEEP!
Hangover cure: two cheeseburgers and a diet coke.
ReplyDeleteBest. Blog. Ever. You guys do rock.
ReplyDeleteEnty, hope you're feeling better soon. Lots of water and a little bit of ibuprofen is the best cure for a hangover. Any time I tried anything else, I'd just puke.
I would like to be famous for writing. I've always wanted to be a writer, but I have trouble settling on a plot that I think hasn't been done before. I think that's why I liked journalism so much.
Most embarassing thing I've done while drunk would be either traipsing around at a party in only a T-shirt, or paying an ex $20 for a pair of sweatpants and some too-big tennis shoes, because I had trouble teetering around in my high heels and short skirt. (He loved telling people that story, too. Thankfully, very few people believed it.)
I imagine Enty rolling off of his futon about 4:30ish, shirtless, sick with sweat, and with a chicken in a biscuit cracker or two (or three) stuck on various parts of his torso, and no memory of eating them :-(
ReplyDeleteFeel better Enty. Everyone needs to call in sick from time to time, and some of us have received your well wishes when we've done so. Take care of yourself, Hon! We love you. :-)
Mooshki, would it be Maggie Gyllenhall?
ReplyDeleteMoosh -I'm going for Jennifer Connelly on this but it doesn't indicate married or not.
ReplyDeleteOoh, that's a great guess! Most of the ones at BlindGossip didn't make much sense.
ReplyDeleteI just thought of a great drunk moment that happily isn't mine - my friend peed in a phone booth in downtown Mpls. while we all stood around it with our backs turned to give her "privacy," lol! I will NEVER let her live that one down.
Oops, that first part was for Lisa - Jax, do you really see J.C. as being "quirky?"
ReplyDeletejax, I find myself in complete agreement with your comments today, especially those about Vancouver. The city's pretty chill compared to most big cities but super-uptight compared with anywhere else on the coast :)
ReplyDeletefor the blind item of "blind gossip",Nathalie Portman(nominated once,talented,very active but very strange boyfriend,yet rumored about drug) or Anne Hathaway(some clues)
ReplyDeletePerezzle says Hayden P. and Milo V. are done.
ReplyDeleteWake up Ent, I'm about to go to bed and would like to hear from you before I do.
ReplyDeleteIncognito, it's very dangerous to try to wake a sleeping bear. :)
ReplyDeleteDo you think if we sent a bunch of pizzas to Enty's house, the smell would wake him up? :-D
ReplyDeleteI imagine the basement is already littered with half-eaten pizzas, so I don't know if a new one would make any difference in the overall smell.
ReplyDeleteWow, that must be one hell of a hangover!
ReplyDeletenunaurbiz, the smell might make him hurl.
ReplyDeletei hope he had a lot to drink in order to celebrate and not because of something else.
i thought Tony Luke's closed!?
ReplyDeleteand i actually forgot about there hahahaha
idk if i can talk my hubs into s.philly at all tomorrow. we'll be in university city (well, 34th/civic@CHOP) he hates going into town. at all. he talks about the heyday of going to school there blabla (some culinary school, jna), and just hates it. I lived (errr couchsurfed...) up there for months. much better than the dubc (west chester) where I'm from.
dammit. i'm going to end up driving, get "lost" and go to TL anyway. I'll blame it on the internet :D
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ReplyDelete@ Jax & Miranda:
ReplyDeleteHave either of you lived in Toronto with regard to a comparison to Vancouver? I've communicated with a dozen ex-Torontonians and most of them are happy in Vancouver. But a few of the complaints resonated with me.
1) Need a car to get around.
2) Not a lot to do if it doesn't involve the great outdoors.
3)Gorgeous city, but not a lot going on. Especially when compared with Toronto.
4) Your police force is the biggest criminal organization in BC
Your thoughts?
I love all the hilarious comments! Does anyone know where I can find January's reveals? (Vinker og sier hei til svenskene!) P.S. I used to be April, but had to change it to April d.
ReplyDeleteapril, look at the left column on the home page and click on december, the week of 12/28 - 01/04 and then look down after it loads and you'll see the list of reveals.
ReplyDeletepopsicles and a J always make me feel better. Sadly, I turn to this remedy all too often.....
ReplyDeletedumbest thing done while drunk: riding my bike home from a dirrrty dive bar while it had a flat tire. I fell off about six times and in the final tumble I cut my hand, elbow, knee and scraped the side of my face. In front of a sizable group of youths standing on the sidewalk no less.....oh the shame
I love Enty
ReplyDeleteSo Honest.
Hei hei april! ;)
ReplyDeleteGod, back in the day there could have never been 156 comments without someone fighting. CDAN has matured.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Molly!
ReplyDeleteGod bless you, Enty! So I'm not the only one... :) Dang Daytona race...
ReplyDeleteapril, enjoy!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid pretty much all my stupid shit has been done stone cold sober--even at the "height" of my drinking in college, I could barely drink anything, plus I've never liked beer & am so-so on wine...give me those foo-foo fruity girly drinks where you can't taste the liquor, yeah...
ReplyDeleteAs for hangover cures, one of my high school friends used to swear by ready-made chocolate milk and a box of powdered sugar donuts (not Dunkies or KK, but store-bought). She didn't realize her mom was on to her until one fine morning, as she's sitting at the table, her mom wandered by, noticed what she was eating, and said "Hard night, eh?" Anyway, Enty, rehydrate yourself as best you can--dilute some Gatorade 50/50 w/water and sip it slowly--maybe some Rice Chex when you're up for actual food, and a nice relaxing bath; if you've got a Lush Jingle Spells bath ballistic, all the better. (Now what I need is some more Tired Old Ass Bath Soak from Little Moon Essentials...laugh if you will, but it really does help!)
stupidest thng done whilst drunk? When i was 18 i started seeing this guy (who coincidentally shares the same name with my husband, but luckily that's where the similarities end) and we were out one night drinking. My best friend had just come out at this stage and he wanted us to go to this gay bar near us. No problem, my boyf looked a bit scared, but said what the hell? Anyway once inside and we were necking back the shots. There's a drag queen who does a show most nights and on this particular night she said there was 2bottles of bubbly, 50 pounds (UK) and something ele i can't remember for anyone who would take a piece or two of clothing off, but the winner was to be judged by the audience (98% gay men). So a quite a few people got up and showed the usual dicks, arses and the like. Anyway a girlfriend i was there with asked if i wanted to go up with her. In my drunkend state i jumped at the chance, completely ignoring my boyf's look of absolute horror on his face. So up on the stage we go, and we end up taking our bras off and shaking our titties around (i'm actually blushing as i type this)... We got the biggest cheer of the night from the audience and so we won!!!!! I was actually really pleased with myself! My boyf on the other hand just looked appalled, and we ended up having a big arguement over it, and i told him to get over it basically, it was a bit of fun and it was in front of a room full of gay men, so what gives??
ReplyDeleteAnyway, it was funny as fuck and my best friend and i still giggle about it to this day!
ok, so i got this random airthingy that sprays every 18 minutes...i think its giving me a migraine! ahh
ReplyDeleteoh well, it was only $5 on sale at target. oh and maybe its because i'm almost asleep. lol
good day today. enjoyed the chats.
Wow, that must be one bad-ass hangover! I've been checking back all day thinking that he has to be up and about by now. At least all of your comments and stories have kept me entertained!
ReplyDeleteDon't have the energy to read all of the posts, but Enty, got to say you have quite a flock (me included).
ReplyDeleteRecover, and come back tomorrow.
Please...
um...unacceptable.
ReplyDeleteShould this situation arise again here is the game plan: pop some advil, take alka seltzer, stand in a steamy shower, maybe indulge in a short nap and then get back to making my day better. You only get one freebie and this was it.
Tough love? You bet. It's just that you're better than this and we all know it.
Ms. - you're my hero! Moses seems like such a slimebag. What's the Showcase show called? I take it this Vivid thing isn't the guy who does all those Assgasm movies?
ReplyDeleteDumbest thing while drunk? Do I need to pick one? I'll pick the most gross - passed out for much of a bus trip from Toronto to Mt. Sutton (about a 7-hour drive). (I had polished off a 26er of vodka by the time we got to Oshawa.) Really came to just before we got to the auberge and I felt GREAT. The owners had sandwiches and stuff ready for us in the bar when we got there (at 3am), so I partook. Couldn't understand why most people moved away from me. Went up to my room to sleep. Woke up at 6am, far too hung over to ski, sat up in bed and looked at my orange shirt. It was even more orange in spots, with chunks. My coat was covered in it as well.
What would I like to be famous for? When I was a kid I wanted to be an author. Photography would be nice - but I would have to take a course, first ;)
I remember once in sydney myself and some friends went to the mardi gras dance party. I decided i wanted some police escorts to dance with so we walked into the police station nearby and convinced a couple of extremely cute coppers to join us;)
ReplyDeleteA large chocolate milkshake works like a charm.
ReplyDeleteWith the horrible weather we're having in SoCal, Enty is probably hibernating like Yogi. He may never come back after reading all these hilarious posts.
ReplyDeleteFor me (and apparently Enty too) the only hangover cure is lots of sleep.
Fortunately I've done too many crazy things while drunk, so I can't point out just one. How I've never been to jail is beyond me.
And for being famous, I'd like to be famous for winning the largest lottery prize ever.
Oh ya, Harriet, please go to the porn party and give us a detailed report.
ReplyDeleteFYI - Wal-Mart has travel size toilet seat covers in a little pack that will fit in a teeny party purse. There's also tiny sizes of Purell and Lysol too.
That is SOME hangover, Enty. Hope that's ALL it is. We missed you today. Get better soon.
ReplyDeleteDamn EL .. didn't realize you were so happy that NASCAR was back! ; )
ReplyDeleteFeel better .. or go to rehab! : P
Carbs and alka seltzer. Hope you feel better.
ReplyDelete@ Shakey
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not the ass guy. He's part of WebDreams.
Porno Valley (UK production)was one of the shows that focused on the Vivid girls.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0391680/
To watch it online, click here: http://www.tvduck.com/Porno-Valley.html
The other one...can't remember the name and it appears Showcase isn't airing it right now. Their making of Debbie Does Dallas was on for several weeks...
My personal favourite is the hilarious Sin Cities. Ashley is such an asshole, but he's utterly captivating. And game for anything which makes for interesting viewing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_Cities
here's a youtube link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctExGlCoPsA&feature=related
Hangovers are the worst.
ReplyDeleteI myself have too many horrible drunk experiences to list. But here's one that's up there:
I was 19 and a student at University of Colorado. Two friends and I decided to go to Rosarita, Mexico out of the freakin' blue one day. I'm not kidding-Wednesday-"Man we should take a trip somewhere-maybe Canada?" And then we decided we would go to Mexico THAT friday.
We get down there and go club hopping and I'm drinking s-loads of different mixed drinks. And then the worst:
My two friends and I had arrived at probably our fourth or fifth bar/club that evening and I took tequila shots. And that's when I felt that awful pang of nausea. I tried to hold it in, but that wasn't going to happen. This bar was PACKED by the way, not too big, but lots of people. I grab the empty margarita cup to try and discreetly puke into. And then.. I projectile vomit into the cup, it overflows and spews chunks at two of my friends. You better believe all of those people were staring.
It was all too mortifying and I literally ran out of the bar to go back to our hotel with vomit on my dress and mascara painted cheeks. My friends ran after me since it was about 2:00am on Saturday. I'm cringing as I type this. Never mix too many drinks/shots.
eeek
ReplyDeleteso many times drunk...
some peeps have never been drunk? wow
i once fell asleep in a snow bank in Toronto and the cops found me before i froze to death or was attacked or raped, and returned me to my convent-like residence U of T "Loretto College for girls"...
another time we had the day off school (in Canada) because of a snowstorm and drove to buffalo to get drunk and my co-pilot stole a cop's hat... eeek they followed us to the border and arrested us all... 5 girls... i was just 16 and i was the drunk driver charged... we had an open container of wine that another friend stole from the bar we were at...
or the time i "lost" my car because we got so drunk we could not find it after the bar (Buffalo again)... so we got a ride home and i reported it stolen the next day...
omg...
these things happened decades ago... I cringe...
i find it hard to believe i survived my teen years...
9 lives for sure!!!!!!!!!
Enty
ReplyDeleteYou are probably up + attem now...
Hope you dont have a 2 day hangover
:)
i suggest potatoes butter and sour cream
:)
But will you ever tell us the real reason for your absence?
ReplyDeleteDumbest thing while drunk...too many to mention - but getting up the next morning - dressed in different clothes than the ones i passed out in ...and finding out i'd thrown up in bed..on my boyfriend, and while he was cleaning up, i wandered buck naked into the living room, sat down b/w my cousin and her boyfriend and had a great conversation ...till bf dragged me back to bedroom and dressed me in sweats , and threw me back into bed.
ReplyDeleteFamous for :revealing Ent's true secret superhero identity
Enty really must be sick not to post today so at tomorrow! ;D
ReplyDeleteEnty, hope you are ok.
ReplyDeleteFood never helps me...I just start drinking again and all is well...
ReplyDeleteI've done way too many stupid things when I am drunk, we'd be here all damn day.
That must be one hell of a hangover ent!
Do you folks remember the blind item where the star let his stalker in? Does this recent quote sound like a reveal to you?
ReplyDelete"I had a stalker ... I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back." -- Robert Pattinson, talking to Creme magazine about how he got rid of an obsessive fan
You might just have something there KellyLynn. Although I can't imagine being so bored that you'd allow a stalker anywhere near you by choice.
ReplyDeleteDid Ent never make it through his hangover? Should we be worried?
ReplyDeleteStill waiting for Ent to wake up!
ReplyDelete@Ms: I grew up in Toronto (25 years), lived in Vancouver for 13 years and now reside in Cowtown for the past 12 years. I will say this about all three. I don't plan on retiring in Calgary, there is zero art scene here, hell, there are only 40,000 residents in downtown core (seriously!) But I will never move back to TO or Vancouver. I just can't think of where else to go next. The thing with Torontonians & Vancouverites is that they are SHOCKED anyone would live anywhere other than their city and especially shocked that people would choose Calgary. It's the PEOPLE here that make it so cool. Not for the faint of heart, but let's face it, the weather sucks everywhere in Canada in the winter. And please, if one more BCer tells me, "We don't get snow here. It's the California of Canada", I'm gonna blow>
My 2 bits, now Ent PLEASE wake up.
thats exactly what im thinking! are we sure he is ok? i mean, i have heard of bad hang overs, but this one seems overy so..?
ReplyDelete@Ms.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a big city girl at heart, I must confess. I've been living in Vancouver 2.5 years and have only ever visited Toronto once. So, my impression of Vancouver is coloured by being from a tiny island town.
Yeah, you need a car ... unless you're willing to battle daily with transit. Students don't seem to know how to ride the bus, or maybe they are preoccupied with being students?
It's totally gorgeous but way too many cops with not enough training and local government who wants to hide problems (instead of fixing problems, i.e. homelessness) in the run-up to the 2010 Olympics. I'm totally freaked out by the security cameras going up all over the city. I think there's tons of stuff to do here, though.
The weirdest part of Vancouver is that I find the people born and raised here are a little more stuck up and harder to get to know than the people who are transplants to the area. I thought everyone in Vancouver would be a dope-smoking vegan and it turns out that most are uptight yuppies, attempting to live "the dream". But, like I said, I'm a little biased!
Palebrew, doing shots then throwing up is mandatory in Rosarito Beach. God, I loved that place.
ReplyDeletebrendalove - very funny - so true!
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