Friday, February 13, 2009

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - This A list country singer who is not known for her pleasant, charming personality despite at one time being America's favorite gets a little mean when she drinks. OK, more than a little. In fact, she got so drunk at one birthday party that she began yelling and screaming at her guests and the guests of her then boyfriend who is a celebrity in his own right. Most of the guests decided to leave but she did keep the presents.

#3 - This female singer is always in the spotlight no matter what she chooses to try and sing. If we went by singing talent alone she would probably be a B at best but I wouldn't argue if you called her a C. Sings a few different styles of music. Anyway, she has had the same boyfriend for awhile now, but everytime she visits him she still cannot get into the elevator by herself and remember what floor he lives on or how to coordinate the key card needed for the elevator with the the pressing of the button for the floor. If she has a drink or two, forget it. It could be 15 minutes. Now, when security sees her coming they just walk her to the elevator and do it themselves.

#4 - This actress is B list. Movies all the way. Never done television. Academy Award nominated/winner. Makes a big production about being a vegetarian and animal rights but at the same time sends her assistant out for Burger King at least twice a week to bring her back a Double Whopper. I know. A double? She must puke it all back up right?

71 comments:

  1. Easy- jessica #3

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  2. 1. Shania
    3. Jessica

    That's all i have...

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  3. Anonymous3:19 PM

    1. Carrie Underwood
    3. Jessica Simpson
    4. Gwyneth Paltrow

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  4. PLEASE LET #4 BE GWYNETH ...SHE IS SO VERY FULL OF SHIT..

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  5. #4 Natalie Portman?

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  6. OMG....gifts on Friday!!

    1. Carrie Underwood
    2. Mike Fisher
    3. Jessica Simpson--brings the lols
    4. Natalie Portman

    Those were so easy! I luvs ya Enty!

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  7. 1 & 2 - Carrie Underwood & Travis Stork

    3 - Jessica Simpson

    4 - too many candidates to pick from

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  8. I would say #1 and #2 as Carrie Underwood & Tony Romo with #3 as Jessica Simpson, but I think Enty would have said #3 currently dates #2 ... or maybe that would make all three all too obvious?

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  9. If #1 is Carrie Underwood, this is a really old blind. Her birthday is in March.

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  10. 1&2# i don't know country singers!
    3#totally jessica simpson
    4# very gwyneth palthrow!

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  11. #1 Carrie Underwood

    #2 Jessica Simpson

    #3 so Gwennie I love it!

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  12. Not a fan of Gwyneth, but she is definitely not B list. A list, all the way.

    1. Carrie Underwood
    3. Jessica Simpson
    4. Natalie Portman

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  13. 1. Reba? the way this is worded makes me think that its an older singer

    3. Jessica was the fist one to pop into my head.

    4. All of them? Fishsticks Paltrow

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  14. Heh heh heh.... #4 couldn't be more obvious even if my click wheel DIDN'T enable me to scroll down one item with the flick of a finger... :)

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  15. Oh, and read the post about Gwyneth below. She claims that she eats cornish hens....so not really a vegetarian.

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  16. yes, #3 has to be Jessica.
    Alicia Silverstone for #4.

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  17. for 4#,i also think about Charlize Theron because finally i can't imagine Gwyneth eat a Double Whopper! Charlize Theron:2 nominations and 1 win and Peta girl(never wears fur)

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  18. Anonymous3:41 PM

    I'm on board with:
    1. Carrie Underwood
    2. Tony Romo
    3. Jessica
    4. Gwyneth

    i have to admit, i really enjoyed nick and jessica on the newlyweds - yeah, she was dumb, but in a ditzy, funny kind of way - can you ever forget the whole, "I didn't know buffalo had wings?" conversation. But this BI is really sad if it's her.

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  19. to lukefisk,Alicia Silverstone isn't B list(more C list)and she never win or nominated Oscar!

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  20. oops--I thought she would fit otherwise1

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  21. #3 can't be Jessica. Tony bought a house a while back which he now shares with Jess. It was all over the tabloids a while back that she is redcorating the entire place for him. This blind talks about an apartment in a highrise.

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  22. 1 & 2 - What about Jewel & Ty Murray? Didn't she used to be America's Sweetheart?

    3. Jessica

    4. Gwyneth

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  23. #4 is Kim Basinger.

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  24. #4 is Kim Basinger.

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  25. #1 Definitely Carrie Underwood

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  26. Wow. These are awesome.

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  27. 1. OBVIOUSLY Carrie Underwood. Known to be a bitch and treat people around her like crap, and the "being America's favorite" is a total tip to her winning American Idol. #2 "celebrity in his own right" has to be Tony Romo. Or Chace Crawford but Enty would have said "actor" if it was Chace (who is rumored to be gay anyway).

    3. Obviously Jessica Simpson. Damn she's dumb.

    4. could be any number of people. Doubt it's Paltrow cause she eats fish & chicken, not a vegetarian. She just doesn't eat red meat. But it's gotta be someone skinny with the last line alluding to bulemia.

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  28. #4 can't be Alicia Silverstone or Charlize Theron. They both did TV. "Miss Match" and "Arrested Development."

    I agree with Gwyneth. Her micro/macrobiotic BS is enough to make me ralph.

    I had thought Jessica Simpson and John Mayer for #1 & #2, but #3 is so obviously her.

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  29. Carrie Underwood was dating Tony Romo at the time of her birthday in 2007.

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  30. 1. Carrie Underwood
    2. Tony Romo
    3. Jessica Simpson
    4. ???????

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  31. 1. Underwood/Romo
    3. Jessica Simpson
    4. Paltrow. Natialie Portman has never won an Oscar.

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  32. #1. CUnderwood
    #3 JSimpson - it may be an old blind.
    #4 Don't know. It's hard to find a vegetarian actress who has not done tv.

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  34. #3 has to be Jessica Simpson.
    #4 is not Gwyneth Paltrow. She's on a pbs series about food where she tours Spain with Mario Batali and eats plenty of meat (just not beef) in front of the camera. I'm not saying she ain't annoying, just that this one ain't her.

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  35. #4 Natalie Portman was nominated for an Oscar in 2004 for supporting actress for Closer.

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  36. @ surfer-
    carrie and travis broke up a couple of months ago. enty posted it, we all made jokes about "carrie storke" (still think he should have gone into obstetrics or peds).

    both 1, 3, & 4 have bells going off in my head, but i can't seem to put my finger on them (and probably wouldn't want too, lol)!

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  37. carrie underwood
    tony romo
    jessica
    natalie portman

    Lyndsey,
    it could be tony romo for the condo.
    celebs have more than one home.
    the house
    that jessica is decorating is in dallas. I get the feeling that the condo would be in LA

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  38. 1. carrie underwood
    2. chace crawford
    3. jessica simpson
    4. hopefully goopy gwen

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  39. 1. Can't be Carrie Underwood/Tony Romo. The only birthday they celebrated was back in March 2007 and he came to Nashville. These were her friends and the "hint" lists he had guests, well that didn't happen..he didn't have any of his friends there. She wouldn't get drunk in front of her mother either, and she was at the party. Her mother wouldn't have put up with her yelling either. She never celebrated her birthday with Chace or Travis or even Fisher.

    3. Jessica Simpson if Tony had his condo anymore.

    4. Renee Z

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  40. You guys got sucked in by the America's favorite phrase but #1 can't be Carrie Underwood. She had already broken up with Chace Crawford before her 2008 birthday. Tony Romo was there for her 2007 birthday party but so was Underwood's mom (there's photographic proof). There wasn't much drinking by anybody. The only loud noises were Romo's very bad karaoke singing. And Romo's the first celeb Underwood's been linked to.

    But I think ENTY's talking about someone who's older. Instead of Jessica for #3 could it be Jessica for #1? She's A list although not as a country singer.

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  41. I agree with Diane on the #3 Jessica Simpson,
    IF Tony R. is still keeping a condo on the side.
    Jessica has a nice voice
    but is repeatedly forgetting
    the lyrics to her own songs,in front of a lotta people.

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  42. hey bunny,

    I know Travis is old news, so that's why I thought it was him when Enty said her "then boyfriend" and "celebrity in his own right" - he was on the Bachelor and has a TV show on now. And it also says at "one birthday party," not most recent, so that got me thinking that this blind doesn't have to be all that recent. And the only thing that implies that it was HER party is in the last line, where it says she did keep the presents.

    I could be waaay off, as most peeps seem to think otherwise.

    Anyway, sometimes these blinds can be interpreted in so many different ways.

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  43. I agree with the Carrie, jessica guesses and the first name that popped into my head for 4 was Charlize Theron...

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  44. surfer: ENTY also refers to "her guests," so that's more to imply it was her birthday party. Anyway I just looked it up and Travis Stork's birthday is also in March. They weren't together back then. It's moot because the presents line clearly means it was her birthday and that means it can't be Carrie.

    I still think this could be a pre-Tony Romo Jessica blind because there's been a lot of talk about Jessica's drinking.

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  45. Oh Jessica, you dumb fuck...lol

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  46. I can think of only one Academy award nominated/winning actress who hasn't done tv and claims to be a vegetarian: Natalie Portman. (Kate Winslet, Kim Basinger, Anne Hathaway, and
    Naomi Watts have all done tv, and Gwennie eats meat....well, some meat, anyway.)

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  47. does SNL count for tv? NEVER done tv - as in NEVER? and also...portman has done a bunch of stuff on tv, most of it just not in english.

    SO, out with goopy (see below) she loves fowl!

    and out with portman....next?

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  48. Guys, people can have more than one birthday party, so it could be Carrie. Maybe one "official" one with the Mom and one unofficial one with friends. She wouldn't be the first to have more than one celebration, nor the last. Just sayin.'

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  49. Or it could have been an "after" party. ;-)

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  50. I'm a geezer so I went straight to Lorrie Morgan the coke whore, for number !.

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  51. Paltrow may eat weird food but I agree she isn't 4, because she isn't a vegetarian. Her Valentine Day's menu includes oysters and Cornish game hen.

    I'm not sure why she thinks anyone should give a shit about her Valentine's Day menu.

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  52. Charlene, what are you thinking? EVERYone should give a shit about what Gwyn is feeding that dull fuck of a husband on valentines, it's of international importance, specially with things in the world as they, you know, are so think on, missy!
    Molten chocolate cakes sound pretty good in these troubled times, non?

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  53. "despite at one time being America's favorite"

    This leads me to believe #1 is someone who's been around longer than Carrie Underwood.

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  54. jujuree, #1 has a boyfriend, not a husband. Faith Hill has been married for a long long time.

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  55. kanonymous -- Carrie was "America's favorite" when she won American Idol. Nice play on words.

    She's kind of a serial dater, so it could be any of many guys who have their own Wikipedia page!

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  56. You would think that Tony Romo would find himself a gorgeous, non-famous person...you know, someone normal that does not have ego issues, like Underwood and Simpson. My guess is that Romo's next girlfriend is "normal".

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  57. 1. & 2. Faith Hill & Tim McGraw -- She used to be America's sweetheart in the late 90s, it says her "Then boyfriend" (now husband), but she fell out of grace when everyone saw her being a beeotch when Carrie Underwood won.

    3. I'm not sure about this one but I don't think this is Jessica -- she has only sung two types of music (pop and country) -- not a "few" and she has a decent voice, furthermore, Tony lives in a house, not a highrise.

    4. I guess this could be Gwyneth -- maybe this is ignorant of me, but I didn't know they had Burger King in England though.

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  58. I agree with Jamie's Girl. I think this is Lorrie Morgan. She was very popular at one time, she had a lot of sympathy after her husband, Keith Whitley, died from alcholism. She then dated Troy Aikman, then quarterback for Dallas and she has been known to be a booze hound and drug whore. I don't think it's Carrie, sounds like an older one to me.

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  59. How about Charleze Theron for #4? She's semi-vegetarian (doesn't make a big production about it, I don't think), but she has gone loud for the whole animal rights thing.

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  60. The reason I think it's Carrie U is that Enty has hinted several times that she's not as nice as her superficial image suggests. That, combined with once America's favorite (when America voted her to be Idol), kind of seals the deal for me.

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  61. Anonymous4:55 PM

    While Gwyneth Paltrow is (or says she is, at any rate) into the whole macrobiotic way of life, she IS NOT and DOES NOT CLAIM TO BE vegetarian; nor does she ever, EVER come close to being pro-animal rights. That elitist douche would strap newly killed and stripped kitten carcasses to her bony body if a top named designer told her to do it.
    Just saying.

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  62. Here is PETAs list of sexiest vegetarians and neither Paltrow nor Charlize Theron are on it. May not mean much but if Charlize was promoting herself as a vegetarian I'd expect to see here there?
    http://www.peta.org/feat_sexiest_vegetarians_alive.asp

    I think this would move Natalie Portman into the lead, though a quick look through the list also turned up Anne Hathaway who is nominated this year and would fit the description.

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  63. I don't think #4 is Anne Hathaway. She just became a vegetarian after her boyfriend went to jail and I've only heard her mention it once. So correct me if I'm wrong but she hasn't "made a big production about being a vegetarian and animal rights".

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  64. Anonymous9:59 PM

    To the person who asked: Yes, there ARE Burger Kings throughout the UK, but #4 is not Gwyneth Paltrow. She has NEVER claimed to be a vegeterian. Even when she was Macrobiotic, she still ate fish and wore fur and leather.

    Kate Winslet never claimed to veggie either and I know for a fact she is not because she was a regular at a health food store I used to work at.

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  65. with regards to the confused veg in number 4... i have sympathy... i have been so sure of my veg status in the past i would have bet you $10,000 that i wouldnt ever eat meat again... another time i would have bet you $10,000 i wouldnt eat cooked food again... but sh!t happens and my body gets weak... the minute you start working out your body needs a ton of protein, and it is hard to combine and get that from veggies and i go back on the meat even though i hate the thought of slaughter and flies and cows eating feces... but i need to have some energy... and it takes so much energy to combine beans and tofu and other tasteless crap to get what your body needs... so i could totally see someone in the public eye taking a stand when they really meant it... and then wishing they had not... desperately craving meat... christ, its better than drugs by a land slide... really... i think with all the sins out there, this is nothing... unless it was that D list bitch pam anderson that drags the canadian name thru the mud... i could see that whore throwing a party with kentucky fried chicken as the main course... ugh... coke batter KFC for the cow with the fake udders

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  66. How can Jessica Simpson not remember what FLOOR Tony lives on? She must be on drugs. Seriously.

    Or, she's playing the helpless blonde thing just so she can have people waiting on her hand and foot. Which PISSES me off. I despise all kinds of incompetence, but faked incompetence is the worst.

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  67. What about Madonna for #4? As an actress she is definitely B list, if not lower. Any Oscars for soundtrack anywhere in her history?

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  68. Number one is so obviously Carrie Underwood it's ridiculous. There's no such thing as photographic proof that something DIDN'T happen. Just because she's not screaming like a drunken idiot in every photo taken of her that night, doesn't mean it didn't happen that night or possibly another birthday celebration night that year. Enty literally spoon fed us the blind.
    That said, Carrie Underwood is a major bitch.

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  69. kananymous, for #1 it says "then boyfriend." Tim McGraw is a "now" husband who, at one time, was Faith's boyfriend.

    The use of "then" to me implies there's still something "now." Tony Romo isn't anything to Carrie Underwood now.

    Faith has won America's Choice Awards and has a rep for being short tempered as she demonstrated on-camera when Carrie beat her out for an award. In other words, trumped by the new America's favorite. Nice play on words and history in this item.

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