According to the UK Mirror, Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love are having a little fling. Well, at least it is a fling to Mickey. As he told the reporters who asked him about the relationship, Courtney is just one of many. "I love the ladies and the ladies love me," said Mickey.
Apparently though, Courtney doesn't think of it as a fling. In her mind she and Mickey are already thinking of china patterns and who will be invited to the wedding and subsequent funeral after Mickey "kills himself." OK, maybe that is a little too far. There is a strong possibility that might not happen.
While the two female reporters were interviewing Mickey and being fondled by him all while standing right in front of Courtney, apparently Courtney was texting Mickey. Umm. The guy is right there in front of you. Again, I'm not sure if Mickey can even text. This issue has been raised before. And I know for sure that if Courtney texts anything like she writes in her blog there are probably very few people who could decipher anything she could text.
It seems to me that Courtney would probably not be as polite as texting Mickey and would in fact, start screaming and yelling at him and basically create a scene. I can't even imagine what a relationship would be like between the two of them. Throw Bai Ling into the mix and it is just one whacked out, crazy, my kind of gossip friendly relationship.
That's a lot of batshit crazy in one place.
ReplyDeleteLord help us all if they should happen to procreate.
ReplyDeleteI always wondered who would go near either one of them-- now I know---each other!
ReplyDeleteI don't even think Bail Ling wants Rourke.
ReplyDeleteCourtney just wants to get Mickey to take her to the Oscars. Trust this. She will do anything to get on t.v.
ReplyDeleteamen to what lutefisk said!
ReplyDeleteIf she texts like she blogs, nobody will understand what she said anyway....
ReplyDeleteas Ambernyc,i hope they never procreate together!
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