Britney Spears Is Like James Bond

Whenever Britney Spears decides to give up this whole singing thing, I think she might have a career as a spy. Hell, for all I know she might be a spy. Maybe this whole thing has all been an act and she is some kind of super spy who travels the world fighting crime. OK, well I like the premise more than Hannah Montana. Anyway, I was reading the reports from Jamie Spears' testimony in court yesterday and some of the statements that Sam Lufti has made in the fight over the restraining order that has kept Sam and Adnan away from Britney, and how Jamie is looking to make it permanent.

Britney's dad has gone to great lengths to basically keep Britney locked within a virtual prison. Sure, she can leave the house but only if she goes with someone responsible who reports back everything to Jamie. In addition, everything about her life is more monitored than a Gwyneth Paltrow bathroom visit. I don't know if that makes sense, but I can just see Gwyneth analyzing everything about her life up to an including bathroom visits.

Well, Jamie testified that somehow, despite his smothering Britney she managed to get access to a pre-paid cell phone which was allowing her to allegedly call and text Sam and Adnan. When he found out about it, he had security people go through Britney's purse and room and confiscate the phone. Yeah, I know. How long do you think Britney is going to allow her dad to control her like this. What she is basically doing is working and working and paying for her dad to smother her and for the security guards to smother her. This is not going to turn out well. I'm not saying Sam and Adnan are the way to go either, but she has to feel trapped.

Apparently, the way Britney got this phone was that when she checked into a hotel, a maid brought her the phone. The maid had been given the phone by Sam and Adnan. Yes, she said two people. I don't know why both of them would need to bring it to the maid, but that's the way Jamie said it went down. Sam, for his part says that he has been passing notes to Britney through her hairdresser and other people she has contact with, but claims the only phone calls and texts have been coming from Britney to him and not the other way around. When Jamie was on the stand he admitted there were no incoming calls on the prepaid phone from Sam. There were only outgoing calls.

The next thing you know they will be communicating with invisible ink and you will hear the Mission Impossible theme whenever they come near you.