A Bee Gee Impregnates The Housekeeper

Wow, a gossip story about the Bee Gees. Who would have thunk it? It is like we all went to sleep and woke up 20 years ago. Oh, and it is a good one. You know it has to be good if we are bothering to talk about the Bee Gees. Specifically we are talking about Robin Gibb who just had a baby with his 33 year old housekeeper. Oh, the housekeeper lives with Robin and his wife. Oh, and Robin's wife gave her blessing to the sex, but apparently is furious that they are having a baby together and so kicked them both out.

Uh huh.

Got all that? Robin's wife is a Brahman which I thought was just a bull, but apparently is also a religion that says you can't have sex. Well, that sounds a great deal like my marriages but they didn't come up with the whole religion thing, they just said no.

So, Dwina Gibb told her husband he could have sex with whoever he wanted as long as he told her all about it. Sounds like Penthouse Forum, but that is for another story at another date. Anyway, she was thrilled that Robin was doing the housekeeper and the whites had never been whiter and the colors never been brighter.

Dwina, perhaps because she has abstained for the past 20 years or so, may have forgotten the fact that when two people have sex, sometimes the woman in the coupling gets what the medical community refers to as pregnant. Well Dwina hit the roof but didn't do anything about it until the housekeeper got to be about 7 months and Dwina finally figured out she wasn't just putting on some winter weight.

I don't know what Dwina expected, but to me this is kind of an overreaction. If you tell the world come sleep with my husband which she has done in the past, then don't be surprised if someone gets pregnant.