Aubrey O'Day Will Have Sex With You Anytime Anywhere
I am not a Playboy expert. I for instance don't know who the December 1994 centerfold was or what her turn ons are, but I am sure there are people who do know. However, I have seen enough articles and interviews in the magazine to know that most of their celebrity pictorial subjects give very bland, blase interviews which they would also give to Redbook. There is nothing exciting about what they are saying, it is just the fact they are naked on the opposite page or showing you they had a Brazilian that makes it different from Redbook.
Well, Aubrey O' Day is not really a celebrity. OK, well I guess she is, and she certainly is not shy about telling the entire world that she will have sex with anyone anytime anywhere and wants to be the best at it in the world. It's nice to have a goal in life. Couldn't be the best singer or dancer but she is going to be the best f**k in the world even if she has to practice on everyone to get there. She isn't a quitter. She will f**k you to become the best. You have to admire that kind of dedication and old world craftsmanship.
"I've done it in cabs, clubs, everywhere. I want to be that girl who gives a guy the best sex he has ever had, the sex he’ll never be able to get out of his head. I’m more of a catch than anybody realizes."
On that last part at first I thought it said, you never know what you will catch. Couldn't have said that better myself. Good luck on the porn career. Oh? You thought it was just going to be Playboy? Please.
