Aubrey O'Day Will Have Sex With You Anytime Anywhere
I am not a Playboy expert. I for instance don't know who the December 1994 centerfold was or what her turn ons are, but I am sure there are people who do know. However, I have seen enough articles and interviews in the magazine to know that most of their celebrity pictorial subjects give very bland, blase interviews which they would also give to Redbook. There is nothing exciting about what they are saying, it is just the fact they are naked on the opposite page or showing you they had a Brazilian that makes it different from Redbook.
Well, Aubrey O' Day is not really a celebrity. OK, well I guess she is, and she certainly is not shy about telling the entire world that she will have sex with anyone anytime anywhere and wants to be the best at it in the world. It's nice to have a goal in life. Couldn't be the best singer or dancer but she is going to be the best f**k in the world even if she has to practice on everyone to get there. She isn't a quitter. She will f**k you to become the best. You have to admire that kind of dedication and old world craftsmanship.
"I've done it in cabs, clubs, everywhere. I want to be that girl who gives a guy the best sex he has ever had, the sex he’ll never be able to get out of his head. I’m more of a catch than anybody realizes."
On that last part at first I thought it said, you never know what you will catch. Couldn't have said that better myself. Good luck on the porn career. Oh? You thought it was just going to be Playboy? Please.
Wow. Aubrey and Kenny Chesney in the same issue. That issue's a real keeper. Not.
ReplyDeleteI think her quote contained a typo. I think it really was supposed to say, "I'm more of a snatch than anybody realizes."
ReplyDeleteLOL
I imagine she's the answer to a few BIs!!!!!!!!
Yeah, she is a real catch alright. You will catch every disease out there from doin' her.
ReplyDeleteWho is she? Where did she come from that she mistook herself for being a known quantity? Is she someone new on the Hills? (because that's where all the celebs I never heard of until they suddenly became famous for being famous seem to have come from.)
ReplyDeleteI'm not that old but I still recall when Playboy used to have REAL celebs doing pictorials.
ReplyDeleteAs if seeing this over-used tranny hooker's meat flaps will inspire men to great heights the way Raquel, pre-crazy Farrah, or Marilyn may do.
Sadly - when every 14 y.o. girl is now her own porn star, there's little left to titilate the male libido. As Dale Carnegie said - all great men reach their success to impress women.
Kinda sucks for the future eh?
Aubrey who?
At least her goals are within her reach.
ReplyDeleteShe's gross.
ReplyDeleteit is amazing what they can do with photoshop these days .. this looks more like a painting then a picture .. she must not photograph very well. In fact, I think she looks like a Barbie doll .. look at her feet, just for a second, and damned if her feet arent molded to fit the shoes .. and the tits prolly have no nips ..
ReplyDeletePhotoshopped the hilt!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAH @ merrick
ReplyDeleteAre her boobs really like that. I know they are plastic but are they like that lol.
god i long for the days when women aspired to be more than fuck dolls. way to buck the trend of drunk sorority girls making out in the bar for attention, aubry.
ReplyDeleteWow..what a surprise!
ReplyDeletedesperate famewhore.
ReplyDelete*Gag* She's gross. That is all.
ReplyDeletei don't know her back story but she sounds like a classic 'daddy shocker' to me.
ReplyDelete'HEAR THAT DAD???? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME NOW?'
This was a Blind item about 4 months ago...and everybody guessed American Idol winner Catherine Mcphee..remember???
ReplyDeleteWow it must hurt to be that insecure and crave approval from men that much.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read this one, all I could think of is this t shirt I saw the other day. I thought it was funny but thought "who would really wear this out in public?" This skank would. It said, "I'm here for the gang bang!" w/ a pic of some dude you wouldn't fuck on a dare. Someone should buy her that shirt but then again, she prolly owns it already.
ReplyDeleteShe has a better chance getting fucked my MN from DN than me!
ReplyDeleteNothing personal! I'm just sayin'
"I want to be that girl that gives the cabby the worst post-fare cleanup job he ever had, the agonizing mental image he'll never be able to get out of his head. Of my meat flaps."
ReplyDeleteThat last part was for Himmmm.
my issue hasn't arrived yet ... i actually really wanna see her, but it looks like they airbrushed the sh*t outta her on the cover
ReplyDeleteshe can add me to her practice list for best sex in the world
she was cute and a great singer on the first 2 seasons of making the band, but got pretty trashed/dusted out in the later seasons