Amy Winehouse Is A Homewrecker
It's been awhile since I took a look down at the Caribbean to see what Amy Winehouse has been up to. Apparently she is still boozing it up and setting new world records each day for the amount of pot one person can consume. Apparently though she still has time to find the occasional person to sleep with and it doesn't seem to matter if they are married or single or male or female.
In her latest sexual encounter she managed to break up a lesbian couple that had come to St. Lucia for their first real holiday together. According to The Mirror, a woman walked into her bedroom to find Amy and the woman's girlfriend rolling around on the bed together half naked and participating in umm, extracurricular activities.
Amy pleaded for the woman to join them, but the woman said she was disgusted. Now, the article doesn't actually specify if she was disgusted by the idea of three way sex, her girlfriend's cheating or the idea of getting close to Amy Winehouse. Well, no matter, the woman immediately booked herself on the next plane back to the UK while Amy and her new friend are now inseparable.
All I can say is that I'm glad the woman found out now because if her girlfriend was willing to sleep with Amy then, that means she would sleep with basically anything that breathes. I still can't figure out how Amy Winehouse gets all these people to want to have sex with her. Doe she pay them?
