I am officially Team Travis now in this whole Katy Perry Travis McCoy breakup. If I see one more damn story about how Katy is hurting because of the breakup, I will literally scream. And believe me, you don't want to see a fat man scream. (Takes a lot of energy, excessive sweating.)
Yesterday it was Kneepads who talked about how Katy managed to perform on Monday night despite being in obvious pain and needing the support of her friends. Katy even told People, "It hurts right now." She then said, "I'm over it." Um, ok. Wow. That was fast. You have been dating this guy forever, and you are over it in two seconds. Nice.
Meanwhile today there are two or three other publications all talking about Katy is hurt and dying inside over the breakup. What about Travis? Where is his side of the story? You don't think he is hurting? He is, but he doesn't have a publicist. So, somehow this has become all Travis' fault even though he was not the one who did the breaking up. Do you want to know why he didn't do the breaking up? Have you read the cheesy poetry he wrote on his site after they broke up? Guys who do the breaking up don't sit around making rhymes about why they love someone. Guys who do the breaking up are at a strip club texting and dialing like mad trying to reconnect with women they dated five years ago.
It isn't that I don't believe Katy is not hurting. (OK, I don't) The thing I am having the problem with is that now she just seems to be milking this breakup for publicity and that is worse than selling photos of your kid to tabloids. OK, maybe not that bad. Exploiting your kids for personal profit is the worst.
When Katy sics her publicists on the tabloids to make sure they know she is hurting, what it does do is to make it seem like it is all Travis' fault and that he did some horrible thing to her and broke Katy's heart. That isn't true. She should just have more respect for the relationship and shut her mouth or we will all go buy some cherry chapstick and do it for her.
But, her mission is accomplished. People are talking about her, and really, isn't that what's truly important?
ReplyDeleteugh
Katy's almost as bad of an attention whore as the house full of Lohans.
ReplyDeleteI think openly mocking her is the only attention she deserves.
Hey Katy? Ur the one that's so gay.
I'm guessing she'll be photographed with someone about ten times more famous than Travis in 3...2...1....
ReplyDeleteShe's just trying to stay relevent
ReplyDelete"I'm hurting. And I have a new single out. I'll hurt less if you buy it."
ReplyDeleteOne's a faux lesbian and the other's famous for what? Using a cheesy sample? Great, that barrel's certainly getting a good scraping.
ReplyDeleteI hate the fact that she looks so much like The Zooey. It tricked me into liking her for 5 minutes when she first appeared. She managed to change that around pretty damned quickly, though.
ReplyDeletelol@david
ReplyDeleteDNfromMN and David summed it up nicely. Katy is a skank, and there's no way around that.
ReplyDeletegod i'm over her.
ReplyDeleteshe's set to perform at the Virgin radio launch here in Vancouver later this month. they can't even give the tickets away from what i heard. everyone wants to check out the party but no one is overjoyed at the talent.
"Talent?" Are you sure you wouldn't like to change your choice of words there, Jax? :)
ReplyDeleteWell, she does have what my brother-in-law calls *talent.* It's what sits on the front of her chest (hey, looks pretty good, too!)
ReplyDeleteI thought she was the BI about the singer cheating on her boyfriend. Why is she hurting???
ReplyDeleteMaybe she should get together with Taylor Swift (who is a horrible singer) and they can console one another over their break ups.
ReplyDeleteoh please, she's such a tool. she totally used him. he was all "it" boy a few years ago (and like most "its" didn't last long - wither gretchen mol), and she was the cute-weird cracker GF. now she's the soup de jour (it's stale already!), and she needs someone higher up to climb on.
ReplyDeletesick, katy, you suck!
Travie will be ok. He's kinda torn up over it but he's making some sort of recovery.
ReplyDeleteKaty, well, she's just an attention grubbing bitch.
Katy did cheat on him. He mentions it in one of his poems. I knew that relationship wouldn't last. Travie is to good for her. Luckily realizes that now.
ReplyDelete... wasn't aware that Katy Perry liked the DARK MEAT.
ReplyDeleteWe'll never know if she was a BI because none of the worthy ones are ever revealed.
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