This Hurts But In A Good Way

It is hard for me to say anything nice about a Huvane, but this is going to be one of those times. Hell, I might even give Jennifer Aniston and Anne Hathaway a break for a week or so because of this. Many of you know that Steven Huvane is the uber publicist of stars such as Anne and Jen. What many of you might not know is that his brother Kevin is the head of CAA which is one of the largest talent agencies. Well, CAA threw a big after party following the Golden Globes. Huge. It was the place to be. It was at the Sunset Tower Hotel and it was where Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz had their stare off. Similar to a dance off, but it is filled with lots of stares and punctuated by ignoring each other all night.

Anyway, according to the NY Daily News, at the height of the party, Kevin Huvane notices Paris Hilton sneaking into the party. That's right. Sneaking. Paris wasn't invited and had not come with anyone. She was just Paris Hilton and since it was the hottest party, Paris just had to be there. She was supposed to be. She is Paris.

Well, apparently Kevin saw her and wanted her gone. Paris saw it coming and headed for the bathroom. And so while LAPD and security were called, Paris sat in the bathroom, and sat in the bathroom, and finally after about fifteen minutes emerged and was escorted from the party by LAPD and security. Paris was humiliated. Kevin Huvane was said to be ticked off at Paris' sense of entitlement. Therefore, for embarrassing Paris more than any human has for a very long time and in such a very public setting, I will say only nice things about all Huvane clients for the remainder of the week or until they do something ridiculous.