That's A Shocker
Hey guess what? A relationship involving Jennifer Love Hewitt didn't last. For about the 800th time in the past few years, Jennifer Love Hewitt and whatever guy she was dating broke up. I like to think there is equal fault in all relationships. Not always true, but in a Utopian sense anyway. Not so with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Whether it was the issues with her mom or just the fact that Jennifer seems like the biggest pain in the ass on the planet for a girlfriend, for some reason it is always the guy who runs away screaming from her.
In her latest chapter, the engagement she had with Ross McCall has ended. Apparently their relationship couldn't make it through the holidays. Holidays are stressful. My heart can attest to that. I just feel the arteries clogging with every bite.
Neither of their reps are commenting but I'm guessing that it will be Jennifer's rep that makes the comment.
meh....julia roberts had the same track record. better to part before the marriage rather than afterward.
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ReplyDeleteWhat does HE have against cottage cheese anyways?!?!
ReplyDeleteShe's butter off...er, um..I mean BETTER off. Yeah, there we go.
OH, and Patricia Arquette just filed for divorce.
ReplyDeleteThose NYE parties with hookers sure are hard on relationships.
ror, what's the dish on the nye party with hookers? i missed that one.
ReplyDeleteHe probably got tired of her "I'm a size two dammit! Look at me! I'm a size TWO!"
ReplyDeleteit's better than to divorce!
ReplyDeleteYou're a weird one, Ent. Everyone who has met JLH has said the girl is a sweetheart and yet you portray her like Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteShe was with the guy for 3 years, and for once, wasn't bearding for a closet case like her past boyfriends (hello, she "dated" a member of LFO).
Meanwhile, news of Sam and Lindsay is all over the place and Ent has nothing to say.
http://www.accesshollywood.com/source-lindsay-lohan-and-samantha-ronson-split-following-public-spats_article_12879
Seriously man, what is your problem with JLH? Of all the harmless C-listers to pick on...
I feel kind of bad for this girl in the same way I feel bad for Jessica Simpson. The media just craps -- nay, SHARTS -- all over her, and she hasn't really done anything THAT egregious to deserve it? Yeah. She's not a size two. That's obvious. So what? It's also none of our effing business, and it bothers me that her clothing size was ever brought up, anyway.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't strike me as a horrible person, and she's a serial monogamist, to say the least. So what? Better than being a slag like Kate Hudson. I can't celebrate the end of a failed relationship. Broken hearts suck, and I don't hate this chick -- vapid and prominent-tittied as she may be -- enough to wish one on her.
The media shits all over her because she is a massive famewhore. Nobody sets up more staged photoshoots than this bitch.
ReplyDeleteAsk anyone in Hollywood who the biggest famewhore is and the two names you will always hear are Jennifer Love Hewitt and Eva Longoria.
Emo -- I dunno, dude. I'm not an Los Angeles native, and it sounds like you're more in the know or whatever, so I'll take your word for it. I just think of people like Lindsay and Paris as being the ULTIMATE (fame)whores. I'm sure JLH likes the attention, though.
ReplyDeleteEva can die in a fire. I llllloooaaathe her. I actually thought of using her as an example of someone who DOES deserve public ire, so it's weird that you used her as an example.
For some reason I thought she was married
ReplyDeleteive always liked her..but she, like patricia arquette cant seem to keep a man...what gives??
ReplyDeleteguess we will hear of many more breakups...whats with waiting til the new years?? does it make it hurt less??
well thomas jane is a drunk for starters...was he not just arrested no long ago in the fuckin desert speeding and drunk?
ReplyDeleteI don't care about JLH and her guy, didn't even know she was engaged, but I am ECSTATIC that Patricia Arquette filed for divorce.
ReplyDeleteI CALL DIBS ON THOMAS JANE!!!!!!!!!!
Yum! :-)......
jax: Do you think everyone who is arrested is automatically guilty? Just asking.
ReplyDeleteAs for Patti, well, look at her and Nic Cage. They couldn't even live together! She's a horrible dresser, too.
I'll still take Tom Jane, drinks and all! We'll be partying with Enty in the basement *hic*
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ReplyDeletesorry for double post. my computer is squirrely today!!!!
ReplyDeleteif drinking is the worst of his problems sounds like he is a winner...she was married to stinky-ass nic cage...ive seen him in a bar with boogers in his nose...coke boogers...and we wont even talk about his back door action...come to think of it, nic would have been better off with patti's sis, alexis...lol
ReplyDeleteI always wondered what Tom said when Patricia tried on something to go out, but then this pic explains it all LOL:
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i with ernestine. i can think of a LOT of people who are huge fame whores, and love isn't one of them.
ReplyDeletei like her, and i feel for her, too.
cheer up...she changes men like skivvies..she will be ok ;-)
ReplyDeleteFriend of mine worked on that Audrey Hepburn movie she starred in long ago. She got flustered because she had to walk around a couch and say a line. Couldn't do it. After many takes and a bout of crying the director had her sit on the couch then say the line.
ReplyDeleteIt could be that and her skin that tastes like Pro-Actin (or whatever that blemish cream is) that did the relationship in.
I hope she gives him back the antique/family ring he gave her then!!
ReplyDeleteIs she the blind that she's actually a lesbian who has men cover for her?
ReplyDeleteI like J.Love, but she's known for buying tabloids and holding them up to make sure the paps will take her picture.
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