I must be doing something wrong in my life. If I made an announcement in a national magazine that I had sex with 80 different women a month, I doubt anyone would be interested in being a part of my bed the next month. Apparently for Russell Brand this isn't a problem. The self confessed sex addict told GQ this month that he has a precise formula for how many women he has sex with each month. "Work out how many days and, here's a simple rule, triple it." Earlier he had said 80 women a month, so maybe his lot in life is to have sex with as many women as possible and not being on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?"
How does someone even find the time to find 80 different women a month to sleep with? He says that he usually has sex with two or three women each day. Now, I know this is Russell Brand we are talking about here so it could all be in good fun, but at the same time it is Russell Brand. The same guy who had sex in a bathroom at a club more than once so you also have to think that maybe he is telling the truth or giving us a number which he would like to achieve.
I don't care how well protected a guy makes himself, do you really want to be one of 80 each month? Do you want to be the third in a day? I sincerely doubt he is reaching his goal, but I actually think that he is trying to reach that goal. At that pace he certainly doesn't need to work out at all. He must be burning thousands of calories each day.
"I love it. I've a very addictive personality, and it's very easy for me to get compulsive about anything sensual. Sometimes I think, 'Come on, have a day off'."
All I'm wondering is if he showers.
this guy is the british equivalent of paris hilton, give or take a few diseases. poor brits. we can certainly empathize w/ them.
ReplyDeletedoes he even GET how douchetastic he comes across as?
yeah, where DOES he find all those women???
ReplyDeleteAnd how much does he pay them?
ReplyDeleteIt always amazes me when he talks about sleeping with women, because every time I see him my gaydar goes wild.
ReplyDeleteKaty, I get the feeling he is gay also every time I hear this idiot.
ReplyDeleteIts not so much that he might be gay...its that I don't find him attractive at all
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's sleeping with both men and women, which doubles his "dating pool". I don't know how else he would find that many people to sleep with.
ReplyDeleteInteresting diet idea, though :)
unless he's sleeping with multiple women at a time.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the appeal either.
my gaydar doesn't ping, but i do feel like throwing up.
ReplyDeletewho are these desperate women?
and am i the only one who thinks jenna fischer has had something done? she doesn't quite look the same.
ReplyDeleteIf Verne Troyer can get laid EVER, I can totally buy that RB sleeps with a thousand chicks a year. In either case, you know there was tons of alcohol involved.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to know I'm not the only one, Sylvia! And I agree with everyone that he is vomit worthy. I mean, seriously, how did he ever become famous?
ReplyDeleteI saw Russell Brand do a comedy show a couple of months ago, and he ended it with a sincere sounding request for women to come up to him after the show if they want to have sex with him. I did NOT stick around -- I was with my husband, but even if I had been single... no way! Yuck! Anyway, it was a packed house so I would imagine that he could find at least 2-3 chicks willing to do the deed with him.
ReplyDelete80 girls a month? Really? Because I can't seem to find even one person who finds him remotely attractive or charming.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's bragging about this! Where does he find the time to do anything else. That would be a full time job on its on.
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ReplyDeletefinding the time wouldn't be a problem. if he's that much of a manwhore he's not looking to get the women off, so at 5 minutes apiece (no pun intended)(and I'm including time to dress and undress) this would take maybe 15 minutes out of his day. Yuck, though. No shower could possibly get the nasty off of him.
I wouldn't fuck him with DN from MN's dick!
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'...
Seriously though, I don't get the appeal. He's not good looking, has no body, and he's not funny.
Yet he's 'famous'.
Time for my drunkening!
whole_lotto _luv
ReplyDeleteSo he is into quantity not quality. Still he has to find these willing women.
lol@Ror
ReplyDeleteamster, that's what his "people" are for. Some women will just do anyone remotely famous.
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I think I need to start drinking to get the image of dick on a stick and Russell Brand out of my head.
It's really weird when you find your taste to be in the DISTINCT minority, but to each his own.
ReplyDeleteHe's sexy AND funny, to me. And I love the accent, too.
That said, I'd opt for a picture and a hearty handshake.
annmarie, that's how i feel when everyone drools over daniel craig. i'm definitely in the minority on that front.
ReplyDeletebut good news for you - there's less competition. here anyway...lol.
LOL, Molly....thanks for the support!
ReplyDeleteEwww. He is so gross.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he famous?
thats a bad pic of him.
ReplyDeletein all fairness he is actually pretty cute, before that statement of his anyway.
Ick ick ick
ReplyDeleteAlso cannot figure out how this thing scores movie roles at all unless that gaydar thing helps in the casting dept
i honestly, no kidding aside, do not know who he is.
ReplyDeleteof course now, i've no desire to find out.
and no, it doesn't look like he showers. yuck.
The ones that talk the most shit when it comes to sex are normally the one's not getting it. If he was a true "pimp" he'd keep that shit to himself. He ain't banging that many chicks unless he's paying for at least 90% of them. I'm being kind on that estimate btw. I wouldn't bang him w/someone else's vajajay.
ReplyDeleteHe is funny, and famous, probably dips into the ho-bowl on both sides of the fence, and he also probably has access to plenty of drugs, which can make many a ho much less inhibited.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I can't believe he gets that many women every night. Maybe a few times a week, or the same few women repeatedly. Even in London's clubs, there aren't enough slaggy women to sustain that level for long.
I'm not buying it. Anybody can say that. Miss Great Britain is obviously an anamoly and the only one specifically mentioned. He's clearly lying or the women are star-f-0kers.
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