Tara Finishes Early

Apparently Tara Reid is a fast learner or something because she finished her rehab in less than a month. Mere mortals take much longer generally to sort out their issues, but Tara is no mere mortal. First of all she has so much surgery that she is probably bionic or at least some kind of silicone/plastic combination that makes it much easier to control addictions. I think People Magazine is a little pissed at Tara and their promised get out of rehab exclusive. Sure, they dutifully ran the full length quotes from their source which is Tara's publicist, but they also took a little jab at her.

They basically said, yeah, we know it looks crazy that she is out of rehab in less than a month, but we are Kneepads magazine so we will say that she is really positive about her future and her family just could not be more thrilled. Uh huh. I bet they would have been more thrilled if she had stayed in about another month. Of course there are no quotes from family members, just Tara's publicist. Since it is Tara who pays her and not the family, I think we know what story we are getting.

I just love how addicts think they are cured and are ready to go. I don't know why she has to rush out of there. I mean unless some reality show has called, I don't think she probably has much lined up work wise. Oh, I guess she could go host some party at a club but she only gets paid like $2500 a night for that so that is hardly worth leaving rehab early. Now that she has left, I guarantee you the paps will be following her like they have not done in awhile just to see if they can catch her slipping up because those photos would be worth some money. I don't know if she is ready for that kind of pressure. Will be very interesting to watch.