If you think you are alone in wondering whether David Beckham had any, umm assistance in his Armani underwear ads from last year, I have good new for you. You are not alone. In fact, even his new teammates at AC Milan are curious about what exactly David Beckham is packing in tighty whiteys.
His new teammate Marco Borriello has admitted in an interview that he is curious to see what David Beckham looks like naked. Not the whole body mind you. Nope. Marco just wants to know if the Armani photos were accurate or enhanced.
"I must admit I have a dressing room curiosity over Beckham. I want to see if he is equipped as he is in the Armani underwear adverts."
Well maybe he should just take a photo or two and that way everyone in the world can have their question answered as well. It would be kind of funny to see a showerful of soccer players stop taking a shower when Beckham walked in and dropped the towel just to see if it was real or like Victoria's breasts.
I too would like to see Beckham's equipment. It's like Marco and I are psychically connected!
ReplyDeleteDude, your cell has a camera for a reason. Use it.
I thought it was public that it was enhanced? Hence when they thought about launching a behind the scenes video of it, it got pulled as it'd make it obvious Our Dave ain't all that.
ReplyDeleteThis "story" was out over a month ago with the interview.
ReplyDeleteMust be a slow day.
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ReplyDeleteMMMMMM
ReplyDeletePadding or not, I want sum
DAMN YOU VICTORIA BECKHAM!!!
Don't care if its padded...I'll scope it out in FFF if its ever there!
ReplyDeleteI think we should just require all the beautiful people to walk around naked. It would just make things easier.
ReplyDeletei've said it before....i'll say it again...as long as he doesn't try to speak with that high pitched voice...he can come over and play all he wants @@
ReplyDeletehey, any excuse to repost this photo is good enough for me.
ReplyDeleteand canadachick, amen to the high voice thing. we have an attorney here in chicago that runs ads all day long and he's hot looking...until he opens his mouth. anyone from chicago probably knows who i'm talking about.
I prefer to believe there's a cup in there to smooth out the big fella. If David would have gone au naturale under those undies it would have caused too much of a scandal. Hey, it's my fantasy.
ReplyDeleteI don't think his voice is as bad as everyone says. But, obviously my opinion may be a little prejudice.
Oh here I am again in the lonely minority.
ReplyDeleteDavid Beckham just doesn't rock my world. And apparently his c--k can't either.
It looks too "perfect" if you know what I mean. Like those JC Penney underwear ads. The guys all look the same(I've scoped them out, don't judge).I am going with there is a cup in there so that it doesn't look real. The real deal might be as pretty.
ReplyDeletepaleale I am with you.
ReplyDeleteI've heard say he's got a big 'un, but I'd have to ask Tom Cruise to be sure.
ReplyDeleteHere's a shot of Becks without the cup. Doesn't look like he has anything to worry about.
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