Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Sarah Jessica Parker Not Moving Out
While I wait for blogger to sort out its issues in regards to photos I thought I would go ahead and discuss the Star Magazine report that is coming out which says that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are splitting. They aren't. A very reliable friend had lunch with Matthew in the past week and point blank asked him how the relationship was and Matthew said everything was great. Could Matthew have been lying? Sure, especially if he knew the story would get back to me. But this friend is one of Matthew's best friends so if anyone should know the real story he should.
Matthew probably has allowed her to do coke off of his nut sack, that is why things are going so great.
ReplyDeleteSarah loves her coke
I hope SJP is happier these days. Wasn't she the actress with the coke problem?
ReplyDeleteEver since Lainey's blind, I've been worried about SJP. I don't care what anyone says, I think she's awesome.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think she's still awesome, too. I bet that "Unsexiest Woman" title didn't help things. That list was just straight up unnecessary.
ReplyDeleteMooshki.....I am in complete agreement with you!
ReplyDeleteYeah I must admit I kinda like her too. I am a closeted SATC fan as well, so she brings good feelings.
ReplyDeleteSATC? Let's talk about Square Pegs.
ReplyDeleteOr "Girls Just Want to Have Fun." I can watch that movie over and over and over again. :)
ReplyDeletei'm rooting for mrs ed & the fudgepacker also
ReplyDeleteI love SATC but didn't like Horse Face. My favorite was Samatha.
ReplyDeleteYou know the funny thing about these celebrities they will deny that nothing is wrong in their marriage and than like 2 weeks later they file for divorce.
ReplyDeleteWhile I love SJP and feel sorry for her after that Lainey Blind, I've always felt that Matthew is beyond extremely gay. I don't understand what their arrangement is.
ReplyDeleteI think SJP was coming off a high drama relationship with RDJ and wanted to be with someone bland and safe. I think they had an arrangement with lots of freedom to see other people (don't know if he is gay or not). I think she got lonely and wanted more.
ReplyDeleteI love her as Carrie, but she can come across a bit full of herself in interviews. Lighten up already.
ReplyDeleteSJP and MB lived together for so long, I think maybe they both wanted a kid so they finally decided to get married?
And to think she once dated JFK, Jr. Sigh.
@catherine
ReplyDeleteyou took the words outta my mouth...
This plug for SJP and MB is a bit...convenient. Matthew is certainly going to know who the source is. Nice of you to help out a friend of a friend, Enty.
ReplyDeletelol did you think he was going to lean over to your freind and say "oh ya it's great. she takes care of the kid while i check out bath houses every wednesday"
ReplyDeleteJax, that would be beyond awesome! LOL.
ReplyDeleteIsn't SJP the blind where the husband totally ignores her? Maybe he thinks the relationship is okay and has no idea that SJP wants to move out.
ReplyDeleteCould happen -- men are blindsided all the time and have no idea how complicit they were in the breakup.
To be snarky, maybe he thought everything was great and then after the lunch with the friend, came home to find wife and son moved out!
ReplyDelete(sorry, couldn't resist...)
Emobacca - that made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteGrace - I think you're exactly right.
sandman--you cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteDang, man, that was cold...but soooo funny!
Hey guys check out my blog on celeb gossip and celeb fashion. It has blind items too! http://sweetiegossip.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteEnty, who are you? You are so well connected. I'm intrigued. :)
ReplyDeletecalifblondy -- I TOTALLY forgot that she dated JFK, Jr! He definitely had a type -- sinewy blondes with shaggy hair. UGH. Why did he have to ddddiiiieee? He was so unbelievably yummy.
ReplyDeleteI like Sarah Jessica Parker. She's a great fucking actress, for one thing. She entertains. She's emotional. She's smart. She's charming. She seems like a doting mother and a fairly nice human being. And, yes, her husband is gayer than Christmas, but that's not HER fault, and I'm also not gonna hate on a woman who dared to keep her natural appearance in an industry full of carved, sucked-out, injected, pneumatic women desperate to appear like SOMETHING youthful -- even if the end result looks more like a Crank Yankers puppet than a well-preserved older woman. I'm really thinking of Lisa Rinna, for some reason. She grosses me out.
And I'm NOT a closeted SATC fan; I'm an enthusiastic SATC fan, because, whatever, that shit is still good. Much like The Golden Girls, The Cosby Show, and other fairly-recent classic syndicated sitcoms are still good. God, give me ANY of those shows over stupid Two and Half Men aaaaanyday!
Hey Sweetie, go to last Friday's posts and look at Your Turn. Enty invited everyone to promote their stuff there.
ReplyDeleteYou promoting your blog in so many thread is kind of rude and is definitely disrespectful to Enty and to us.
"Everything's great! She'll be moving out soon, and I can live my life!"
ReplyDeleteI loved MB in Glory. And War Games :) Ferris, not so much. Not a SJP fan but not a hater either.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Shakey. All this item says to me is that the price of the departure ticket is still in negotiation. Once that's settled it will be "Woohoo! Oops, I mean 'Boohoo!'"
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