Billy Powell - RIP
I don't know how many autographs you can actually sign when you are facing the camera the entire time. I appreciate when celebrities go to the fans and sign and pose, but the idea is to pose and sign for them and not to show everyone you are doing it.
I have been trying to think of what song Brad Pitt would be singing in this situation and I am going to go with "Danke Schoen."
Charlie Sheen has been hiding lately. Here he is with Brooke Mueller.
The dirty trick photo of the day goes to the people who tortured this little girl. She was at a party. At the party was a pinata. The pinata was cracked open and all that fell to the ground was confetti. No candy. She got robbed. But, I guarantee you she is going to get a pinata at her next birthday and it is going to be stuffed with the good candy. Not the stuff you get at the dollar store.
Danny Devito will do anything to sell that lemon drink of his.
Including having Sylvester Stallone say that it is the reason he is so strong. Yeah, it's the booze, not the HGH.
One of the only times I have ever seen Elsa Pataky without Adrien Brody two feet from her.
Whoever invented fake tanner obviously had Guy Fieri in mind.
The "Verne" of the day.
Heidi and Spencer show you what they are worth.
Jessica Simpson wasn't smiling for the cameras. I wonder why.
I'm not sure why Kylie Minogue thought she needed to bring flowers to a fashion show, but then again, most people don't know why I need to bring a flask to work.
Lily Allen - London
The one, the only, Lauren Graham. Hey, at least she is talking to me again.
Matt Damon is a pretty good looking guy. Yeah, I just noticed it.
Orlando Bloom on the set of his new movie.
Razorlight - Sydney
One of my most favorite people in the world. Schuyler Fisk alongside Benjamin Taylor.
Obviously Sandra Lee didn't get my memo. Never, ever pose in front of an airbrushed photo of yourself.
Shia and his mom. Guess where the big spender took his mom? IHOP. Apparently their water must not be good enough for him.
This is not the Tara Conner I remember.
I don't know how many autographs you can actually sign when you are facing the camera the entire time. I appreciate when celebrities go to the fans and sign and pose, but the idea is to pose and sign for them and not to show everyone you are doing it.
I have been trying to think of what song Brad Pitt would be singing in this situation and I am going to go with "Danke Schoen."
Charlie Sheen has been hiding lately. Here he is with Brooke Mueller. 
The dirty trick photo of the day goes to the people who tortured this little girl. She was at a party. At the party was a pinata. The pinata was cracked open and all that fell to the ground was confetti. No candy. She got robbed. But, I guarantee you she is going to get a pinata at her next birthday and it is going to be stuffed with the good candy. Not the stuff you get at the dollar store.
Danny Devito will do anything to sell that lemon drink of his.
Including having Sylvester Stallone say that it is the reason he is so strong. Yeah, it's the booze, not the HGH.
One of the only times I have ever seen Elsa Pataky without Adrien Brody two feet from her.
Whoever invented fake tanner obviously had Guy Fieri in mind.
The "Verne" of the day.
Heidi and Spencer show you what they are worth.
Jessica Simpson wasn't smiling for the cameras. I wonder why.
I'm not sure why Kylie Minogue thought she needed to bring flowers to a fashion show, but then again, most people don't know why I need to bring a flask to work.
Lily Allen - London
The one, the only, Lauren Graham. Hey, at least she is talking to me again.
Matt Damon is a pretty good looking guy. Yeah, I just noticed it.
Orlando Bloom on the set of his new movie.
Razorlight - Sydney
One of my most favorite people in the world. Schuyler Fisk alongside Benjamin Taylor.
Obviously Sandra Lee didn't get my memo. Never, ever pose in front of an airbrushed photo of yourself.
Shia and his mom. Guess where the big spender took his mom? IHOP. Apparently their water must not be good enough for him.
This is not the Tara Conner I remember.
When I said that nothing could ever be worse than Verne, it was because I had blocked the existence of Carrot Top from my head. Thanks a lot for the reminder. Gonna go puke now.
ReplyDeletePoor Lily is about to pull a Fergie.
Enty, you have very weird taste in men. Not that I don't think Matt Damon is good looking, but I sure don't see it in that pic.
I had to look her up to remember who she was, but I liked Schuyler in "Orange County." Best part of a really bad movie.
Are you seriously dissing IHoP? Must be a ghostwriter again - the Enty I know and love would never hate on breakfast food. ;)
I love guy and DD&D .. he is over the top so why shouldnt his color be?
ReplyDeleteI would lose 50 pounds for Matt Damon. I would let him do bad things in the bad place. I am so obsessed with him, I named all of my dildos Matt. I named my dog Damon. I make my husband call himself Jason Bourne. Am I weird?
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the only one who didn't like Orange County.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with Shia? Is he not well liked in Hollywood? He seems weird? Like in a I-collect-doilies kind of way.
Billy Powell--Free Bird, now. RIP.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on with Brooke Mueller's hand?
Is the booze responsible for Sly's facelift, too?
Carrot Top feeding Gene Simmons. Have we gotten to Hell yet?
Orlando Bloom doesn't look so good in that photo.
Love Schuyler and her mom.
Tara Conner looks very pretty here.
ReplyDeleteMy best friend refers to Sandra Lee as the slut from Food Network.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what's up with Shia? Is he a douche or just a freak?
Okay I'll admit it Shia is looking pretty hot to me and Matt looks pretty cute.
ReplyDeleteEarlier this week some kid was really excited because he got Brad and Angie to sign his autograph book. When he proudly showed the "signatures" they looked like the reading from a polygraph test. It's nothing more than a squiggly line. I don't know how he can tell one celeb's squiggly line from the other.
That's how they're able to sign an autograph and pose for the picture. It's just scribble scrabble.
Shia's mom is a Doukhobor?
ReplyDeleteRebecca, I think we pretty much decided Shia was the one in the blind about using the N word to a clerk, so that makes him scum. Oh, and then there's the whole drunk driving thing. Yeah, not a great guy. :(
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletedevildana: yes. ;)
ReplyDeleteawww, poor little piñata girl. :(
wow, kylie!
eep. gene simmons/carrot top: my eyes, MY EYES!
forget Orange County Moosh, go listen to her music on Myspace!
ReplyDeleteshe is amazing, Enty please ask her to play Vancouver, specifically my condo.
Oh wow, Guy Fieri? Ent, I love you.
ReplyDeleteMooshki I wasn't aware of the N word Blind. Do you remember when it was written? I'd like to read it and if Shia said than he's on my shit list.
ReplyDeleteHere's the blind.
ReplyDeleteI love Lauren Graham! Why wasn't she speaking to you?
ReplyDeleteThanks Mooshki, Oh no he didn't, he is so on the shit list.
ReplyDeleteSpeidi desecrating MY 99cent store??? Ugh, perish the thought!
ReplyDeleteYeah, what did ENTY do to piss Lauren Graham off?
ReplyDeleteis that a box of Chickn in a Biscuit in their .99 bags?
ReplyDeletei see some canned goods, shit even i wont eat dollar store food.
Now I am embarrassed--I loved Orange County. I had 1 free movie ticket, & took my self a few years ago while my kids were in school & my husband was working. Maybe it was because I was sitting all by myself...
ReplyDeleteS'okay Lutefisk, everyone has their own tastes. I thought "My Boss's Daughter" was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, and everyone hated that. :)
ReplyDeleteI think I was one of them Mooshki!
ReplyDeletelol@moo & lute
ReplyDeleteI'm totally digging the cheesy Brad Pitt look--it hearkens back to the first half of the 20th C--totally suits him, too.
ReplyDeleteCarrot Top. Feeding Gene Simmons. Isn't that one of the signs of the apocolypse? I'm pretty sure it is...
Funny...this is a waaaaay better pic of Jessica Simpson than the one the other day.
Look at the guy beside Kylie...he looks like he's totally snoozing.
I have a hard time making up my mind about Lily Allen--I like her music, but she opens her mouth and shows the world just how young, priviledged and stupid she is.
Agreed....Shia LaDouche it is.
Enty,
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do this time to piss off LG? You should know better than to mess with that woman.
I love LG. What did you do to piss her off?
ReplyDeleteBack to LG again...I have a guess I hope is wrong. Did you try to talk her into doing a GG movie? Because if she's not on board for that then I might be mad at her. (As if she cares what I think about her).
ReplyDeleteThere's something about the way Carrot Top is lovingly gazing at Gene's tongue that is making me never want dessert again...
ReplyDeletewas LG at dinner the other night? oh, to be a fly on the wall...
ReplyDeleteenty, you of all people should know, that's not a water jug, that's his PEE jug! i thought all guys living in mom's basement knew that trick!
Nice. Life gives Danny DeVito an embarrassing limoncello incident, and he makes a limoncello business.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46wakJ8oggM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPxC-3B576M
P.S. I hate hate hate Heidi and Spencer. They make me want to punch something. Why do you keep posting their ridiculous photos? :(
bionic bunny, LG's been in NYC for the last couple of months prepping for Guys and Dolls, so not sure if she did an impromptu visit to Geisha House across the country for the dinner. Still agree with you would have loved to have been a fly on the wall.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of LG, might have to keep an eye out for Enty at the opening night of G&D.
Stallone is turning into a charicature of himself with each new plastic surgery he has. Apparently he picked out the same eye brows that Carrot Top got.
ReplyDeleteDon't know limoncello. A homemade limoncello with espresso is the absolute bestest way to finish off any meal, even an Italian one. Not even Tiramisu needed, let me say. In fact, I have a bottle in my freezer right now. Either that or a Fernet-Branca will hit the spot.
ReplyDeleteMore Lauren Graham!
ReplyDeletei hope devito's is better than the bottle i bought at trader joe's one time. or maybe i drank it wrong.
ReplyDeleteaw, gossip, i had such visions! but thanks for the info!