Alyssa Milano is getting married and it isn't to a baseball player. Shocker I know. Instead she is getting married to this guy. He's an agent. This photo was actually taken the night before he proposed. He does look like he is sweating a bit. Probably hoping they didn't get into some horrible fight and then have his plans shattered. You want to see a guy kissing some ass, go out with him the night before he proposes.
"So, there I was in the shower after we had sex the other night and my willy just fell right off."
I have to admit it. Christina Aguilera actually looks pretty here.
I bet you think I am going to say Courteney Cox looks like crap or something, but you know what? The I didn't dry my hair before I went out to lunch look seems to work for her ok here.
Cameron Diaz off to visit her future in-laws.
Wow. Can you say fake tan and some blond highlights? Damn. You know he is getting divorced because he thinks this will make him look more attractive to the ladies I guess. Makes me just want to laugh and laugh.
Hugh Jackman with his Something About Mary hair.
"Hmmm. Apparently I am supposed to put this metal object in my hand into the opening. Is this what an 'everyday person' does?"
Yeah. You can see Jim Carrey just working that string out inch by inch.
Yeah, well your kids won't be smiling when their teacher reads aloud their ridiculous names the first day of school.
Holding hands never seemed more cold.
No Verne Troyer today, but someone almost as scary. LaToya Jackson who is also on Celebrity Big Brother says the Jackson 5 will definitely tour very soon. Yeah, like they would tell her.
I have decided that Lindsay Lohan won the fight with Samantha Ronson. I just think Lindsay would kick her ass.
Yeah, this will make me want to buy LV purses. At least the bag draws my eyes away from the horror Madonna is attempting to show me.
Just because it has been awhile since Penelope Cruz has been in the photos.
Rip Torn plead not guilty to drunk driving. He was apparently driving on the shoulder of the road with a Christmas tree tied to the roof of his car. Well everyone knows you need a nip or two when you are buying a Christmas tree. Things are expensive.
And they still haven't cut his hair.
Sean Penn looks thrilled to be kissed by Josh Brolin. Look at the death grip on the shoulder. Sean's nails are turning blue.
What every woman wears to a soccer game.
"So, there I was in the shower after we had sex the other night and my willy just fell right off."
I have to admit it. Christina Aguilera actually looks pretty here.
I bet you think I am going to say Courteney Cox looks like crap or something, but you know what? The I didn't dry my hair before I went out to lunch look seems to work for her ok here.
Cameron Diaz off to visit her future in-laws.
Wow. Can you say fake tan and some blond highlights? Damn. You know he is getting divorced because he thinks this will make him look more attractive to the ladies I guess. Makes me just want to laugh and laugh.
Hugh Jackman with his Something About Mary hair.
"Hmmm. Apparently I am supposed to put this metal object in my hand into the opening. Is this what an 'everyday person' does?"
Yeah. You can see Jim Carrey just working that string out inch by inch.
Yeah, well your kids won't be smiling when their teacher reads aloud their ridiculous names the first day of school.
Holding hands never seemed more cold.
No Verne Troyer today, but someone almost as scary. LaToya Jackson who is also on Celebrity Big Brother says the Jackson 5 will definitely tour very soon. Yeah, like they would tell her.
I have decided that Lindsay Lohan won the fight with Samantha Ronson. I just think Lindsay would kick her ass.
Yeah, this will make me want to buy LV purses. At least the bag draws my eyes away from the horror Madonna is attempting to show me.
Just because it has been awhile since Penelope Cruz has been in the photos.
Rip Torn plead not guilty to drunk driving. He was apparently driving on the shoulder of the road with a Christmas tree tied to the roof of his car. Well everyone knows you need a nip or two when you are buying a Christmas tree. Things are expensive.
And they still haven't cut his hair.
Sean Penn looks thrilled to be kissed by Josh Brolin. Look at the death grip on the shoulder. Sean's nails are turning blue.
What every woman wears to a soccer game.
On first glance, I thought Alyssa Milano's fiancee was the guy who hosts "Cash Cab".
ReplyDeleteThe guy needs 1) a suit that fits 2) a better tie.
ReplyDeleteI am very happy for Alyssa Milano, and she looks beautiful as usual
ReplyDeletethat pic of madge is frickin scary! and to think, they dont want to work with TI?? He has machine guns, and she has a machine gun p***y, tomato/to-mato...kate is laughing at anne(ROFLMAO)...
ReplyDeleteI kinda like Wilke's bob...
For a split second I thought that was Janet. And I was all like "Damn, girl, that's Ms. Jackson, if you're frumpy."
ReplyDeleteThen I read it was Latoya and was all like "Ohhhh. That makes sense now. Wait. She's still alive?"
Yet another reason not to buy a LV purse. My eyes!!
ReplyDeleteWho needs a haircut more? James Wilke or Rene-Charles?
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many times Posh goes sideways on those heels? I love my heels, but walking on uneven surfaces is always tricky.
I think they Jacksons could make a go of it in a Vegas act.
Always thought Alyssa is a pretty girl.
ReplyDeleteLaToya is so scary.
Madonna looks disgusting. For someone that puts too much rules on what the kids can or cannot do she should take her advise in being more respectful.
Sometimes Posh is ridiculous in how she addresses for casual events.
Thank GOD that pic of Madge isn't a 'scratch-n-sniff'.
ReplyDeleteMADGE...VADGE...ENOUGH...
ReplyDeleteAnd they said Jessica Alba was photoshopped. Madonna is yet another who needs to go away for some time so we can stop being sick of her.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what kind of crap Victoria's boys hear at school about how their mom dresses. Although it would have to be better then what Pamela Andersons' sons hear.
I'm guessing Brolin was drunk.
James Wilke runs that household.
Nice cheap Christmas Trees = Ikea.
I think Penelope Cruz is hot - nice curves.
I was wondering if Lilo's lower necklace is her coke/meth/drug of the day holder.
Hugh Jackman looks like he's sashaying (sp?) up the stairs.
Courtney hasn't looked happy in a long time.
Hugh, you are not doing much for the rumours dude.
ReplyDeleteAlyssa looks great. i hope its natural.
Methinks that Madonna went to the America's Next Top Model school for handbag modeling.
ReplyDeleteThat's why Hugh gets all the cute guys and I don't: my hair isn't gay enough.
ReplyDeleteMy god. Gordon Ramsey looks like Greg Pitt and Jim Gaffigan gave birth to a mutant beach bum.
ReplyDeleteAw, I think Charlie & Dolly are kinda cute names. Although I do keep singing "...and they called it Charlie" to myself.
ReplyDeleteDear Gordon: orange is not your color.
OMG, maggiemei, I didn't notice that that was a Sheena pose!
ReplyDeleteHugh just looks like he got caught in the wind. Gorgeous even with the grey in his beard.
ReplyDeletePoor LaToya. Still a mess after all these years.
Amy's vacation boyfriend really could have done better. He's quite the hunk.
Maggiemei, you are so right. Also, I actually did laugh out loud as soon as I read your comment. Heh.
ReplyDeleteRor... made me gag! Ish-yuck.
ReplyDeleteJosh Brolin has quite a few pics of him smooching his male stars (remember all the pics with Javier?)... could he be a blind? I know he's married to Diane Lane, but still...
C'mon! Can you BLAME him for smooching Javier??
ReplyDeletehe's smokin'!
I gotta defend SJP and her baby boy James. My middle son (who's now 16) has always had long hair. From the time he was little till now, he's been a "hippy baby" with the prettiest long dark brown hair. Yeah, he got made fun of a lot when he was younger, but that was his "rock star " look and he was so proud of it!
ReplyDeleteI had to check out the LV ad again because the first time I saw it I couldn't get past the shoes and really didn't care who had their legs spread wide open.
ReplyDeleteOn second look, Madonna actually looks pretty darn good probably because that shot (face shot, not crotch shot) doesn't look anything like the real her.
I love that Jenny McCarthy has lumps on her ass and legs (and clearly doesn't give a crap).
ReplyDeleteAwww, I think Hugh is cute with his widdle baby doll!
So maybe Sean Penn really IS a big ol' homophobe like Mickey Rourke said...
As far as SJP goes, I can understand the long hair thing on her son. Having a young son myself who HATES having haircuts. It breaks your heart to see them like that, just screaming bloody murder and obviously extremely upset.
ReplyDeleteJust my 2 cents.
About 14 years ago one of my vendors picked up Sean Penn while he was hitchhiking in LA. She and her husband were stunned when he said he hitchhiked regularly because his insurance rates were so high that he decided to park his car. He was getting around by taxi, friends and hitchhiking.
ReplyDeleteThey went about 30 minutes out of their way to drop him off at his destination so they could talk to him. No idea how long his no-car thing continued for.
no surprise Ms. he's a self proclaimed Luddite as well.
ReplyDeleteLove Rip Torn, Madonna scares me, and Penelope Cruz looks like a rat. All she needs are whiskers.
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are starting to become my favorite couple. They're adorable!
ReplyDeleteAlyssa Milano is gorgeous as always. I will not say anything about her beau.
Matt and Sarah's offspring does looks much too pale. Are they feeding him???
One day I'll get my wish and there will be a pic where Madonna is crossing her legs very primly. Honey, I don't want to see your cooch, and I am betting most of the males on this planet (except for the very desparate and depraved) don't either. Clamp those legs shut, woman!
Well.. what is that old saying about always marry an ugly man because they will treat you like a princess? My ex husband is gorgeous .. I will let you surmise how that marriage went .. though knowing my babble mouth .. I mighta let that slip here previously. I just hope Aylssa is happy. She seems like she's sweet and she devotes a lot of her time for very worthy causes.
ReplyDeleteGordon looks like your typical early 40s divorced guy trying to seem like he is 28. The only thing missing is a little red sports car.
Madge .. freaking scary! Hello .. you are old enough to be a Grandma .. isn't it time to grow up and stop flashing the coochie like you are 22?? But .... then again .. every time I fear I am too immature for my 43 years .. she does something to make me feel better about my emotional maturity .. or lack there of!! Keep up the good work, Madge. Might I suggest going to a bar and attempting some pole dancing next??
KD, I am adding "Ish-yuck" to my lexicon. I suspect it will come in very handy.
ReplyDeleteI find the Jessica Alba photo disturbing. It seems she's looking at the camera behind those glasses and it looks freaky to me.
ReplyDelete$10 says Jim's wearing sandals and socks, too.
Today on Madge's Vadge, Vadge buys a purse.
(Am I the only one thinking every time she lifts like that a soft little pooof sound comes out with a smelly green haze?)
Why do male celebrity mug shots always require super-messy hair?
Going back to Vadge, Wil has reminded me of that song "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life/Never make a pretty woman your wife/So from my personal point of view/Get an ugly girl to marry you." Why didn't it work out for Guy?
Does anyone remember the name of that song? It's Jimmy Cliff who sings, isn't it? Ok, ramble over.
Enty, I laughed out loud at the Amy Whinehouse comment. Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteI have to say Charlie and Dolly are some of the more normal baby names to come out of Hollywood. If those girls are as gorgeous as their mom, I doubt they'll get made fun of very often.
First Time poster, Just discovered this site 4 days ago. I am suprised no one has mentioned the soother stuck in Posh's youngest sons' mouth. I am pretty such he is way past the age of needing soothing. I have taken courses in child development and the need for an infant to have nonfood sucking goes away around 6 months not 4 years.
ReplyDeleteAlyssa Milano is beautiful-is it me or does she get sexier with age?
ReplyDeleteYou know, I saw Milk last week and I just didn't like it. It didn't flow and I felt the story could have been told better.
I'm getting tired of seeing Jenny Mccarthy and Jim Carrey.
How in the hell did Amy score that hunk? No, really-I don't get it. It hurts my head.
Like one poster said-Courteney hasn't looked happy in a long time. It is surprising how long she's lasted with David.
And are those rumors about Hudson and Hathaway true? The hand holding does look contrived and awkward.
Jenny and Jim - I have developed a serious problem with them, I cant even see Jim's movies anymore cause I think about her and her dangerous "I cured my son of autism" claim and then I get angry!
ReplyDeleteAs for Hudson/Hathaway - this is the first I heard of trouble between the two, even though it doesn't really come as a surprise...
From what I remember (and heard) in college, David Bugliari isn't without his faults, either. Yikes, but I guess she isn't in it for his looks.
ReplyDeleteSo, i'm half Madonna's age and i caught a glimpse of my potential future... (shudder)
ReplyDeleteRip Torn.. Love this man and *sigh*, he looks so ill.
ReplyDeleteI thought Sarah J Parker had abducted Celine Dion's child for a moment... same girlie hair...