Idol Love - If you have always wanted to date David Cook, and really, who among us has not, then now is your chance. He and Kimberly Caldwell have split. Apparently the split was initiated by Kimberly who broke up with David right before the holidays. Merry Christmas David!!!
Virgin Bid - Remember the story I ran a few months back about the woman auctioning off her virginity? Yeah, her. Natalie Dylan. Yeah, the one who has a sister who works as a hooker in Nevada. She still has not finished accepting bids and probably won't finish accepting bids until she can't get another ounce of publicity from this thing. The bids are now up to $4M, to which I say, just give it to me, I will throw on a wig, and believe me I will keep it a secret. She made the news again today because she said the only celebrity she would let touch her is Kim Kardashian. Yeah. I can see why. They basically both have made their fame by getting paid for sex. Yes, Kim's was in a video, but she made money off it, therefore she made money for having sex.
Ray J- Speaking of getting paid for sex. Kim's old partner has his own VH-1 show now where people will compete to be his whatever. I mean it isn't the Bachelor or anything so they won't be getting married. I guess everyone just competes at seeing how long they can stay on the show and how much they can charge clubs later to make an appearance. Word of advice to the ladies. If Ray says he won't show the video to anyone I really wouldn't advise you to make that bet.
Iron Man News - Emily Blunt is about to be cast as Black Widow in Iron Man 2. Hey, I think she is a great choice. My only request during all of this is a plea to the writers to somehow find a way to kill off Gwyneth Paltrow. Please.
BAFTA's - Slumdog Millionaire and The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button each received 11 nominations. Kate Winslet has a pretty decent shot at winning a Best Actress BAFTA since she is nominated for two different roles. She is also up for Best Actor, Best Supporting Actress, and Best Picture. Basically they have decided to go ahead and call the BAFTA's the Winslet's from now on.
Have you seen the pic of the new virgin? Hideous, she has awful skin. If you have 4M to blow you obviously don't need to be paying for sex. Just goto a club and make it rain...
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ReplyDeleteTotally onboard with the "Kill Paltrow's skinny ugly non acting diseased ridden boney ass" off of Iron Man 2.
It should be against the fucking law to have millions of dollars and no fucking brains! 4 mill for a virgin. Puhleeze.
You can get a virgin at Chucky Cheese for a pizza and a few tokens. Done deal!!
Ror - but your solution you would end up in jail, and that's just ick.
ReplyDeleteEnt - the more we talk about this virginity thing, the more press she'll get and the more ideas girls will get that this is ok.
I was looking at Bai Ling's blog (after Dlisted hinted that she hooked up with Mickey Rourke) and she had her hands on Cookie. That kinda makes him untouchable now.
Yeah that virgin chick is hideous and I have a hard time believing some idiot is really going to shell out 4mil for it. With the state of the economy if she did get 4 million she needs to run with that offer if its true
ReplyDeleteI do not get the Benjamin Button love. brad pitt was horrible. almost as bad as he was in TROY and Meet Joe Black. I mean, this guy is so overrated as an actor and as a hunk. Bleck! Maybe I'm just tired of always seeing him on everything.
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Kate was great in the Reader but I didn't really like her in that other movie she's in with Leo Dicaprio. whateva!
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ReplyDeleteMy g/f said the exact same thing as you. She's never understood the hoopla shit over him. He's an average actor at best. (her words).
She made me type this. Sex is a powerful tool!
I don't think anyone is giving her 4 million--I think she is looking for a book & movie deal, she can throw any sum out there, & how can we actually check it?
ReplyDeleteFor 4 million dollars I might be convinced to have sex with a stranger. I'm not that proud.
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ReplyDeleteWhen I hear about the BAFTAs I think about that episode of Extras where Andy Millman gets banned from the BAFTAs because fucking Ronnie Corbett was doing coke in the bathroom. Good times.
ReplyDeleteDoes Ray J's VH1 show get more viewers than his sex tape?
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