Verne Has A Way With The Ladies - I love reading he transcripts from Celebrity Big Brother. Apparently Verne has started drinking again and so as a result he is feeling a little frisky with the ladies. This is what he had to say while talking to two of the women in the house.
“I know how to make a woman feel like a woman. I know the spot. I can make every girl here very happy. I can show you if you like. There is nothing worse than being with a boy who doesn’t know what he is doing in the bedroom.”
When one of the women said she had a boyfriend, Verne said, that she probably should try something different.
Taylor Lautner Will Be Back - In one of the best stories I have seen in some time, an actor did everything possible to keep his role in the Twilight franchise. From the time they stopped filming Twilight, Taylor Lautner has been working out like a mad man to try and keep his role as Jacob. In the second book he grows a foot and adds like 30 pounds of muscle. Taylor didn't get any taller but he did gain about 20 pounds of muscle. This is a guy who wanted that job and would do anything to keep it. The director confirmed that Taylor will be back. Hard work paid off. Congratulations to him. I wish that kind of attitude would spread to some other people I have talked about today in other posts.
Mickey Rourke vs Robert Downey Jr. - Mickey Rourke is thisclose to signing on to be the bad guy in Iron Man 2. I know he will do one hell of a job, but honestly, I am looking forward to him tormenting Gwyneth Paltrow everyday at work. I hope he gets on her last nerve and bugs her everyday to eat a sandwich.
How About A Car Alarm? Apparently while Princess Beatrice was inside a store shopping with her security detail, thieves outside decided to go ahead and steal her BMW. The Princess didn't seem to care. The cops were called and while they investigated, Beatrice kept shopping. Umm yeah. You know I like Beatrice, but just because you know your daddy will buy you another car doesn't mean you just should blow it off. The car was brand new and to carry on shopping because you know there is enough money for another one is not really setting a very good example for all the unemployed people in the UK who will read about this. Everyone else in the country would be freaking out if their car was stolen, whether or not it had insurance.
Kevin Costner Hospitalized - Kevin Costner was hospitalized overnight because his head got to big for his body. Kevin was trying to squeeze his head inside a house but was unable to get in because his ego is just too damn large. Actually he was hospitalized because he was dizzy while driving. He called 911 and was put in the hospital overnight. They could find nothing wrong with him and assumed he just wanted to be admitted so he could pass out free copies of his CD.
LOL @ Mickey R. terrorizing Fishstick.
ReplyDeleteRumour has it that the Princess left her keys in the unlocked car...
ReplyDeleteHow did they get Kevin's head in the hospital?!?
ReplyDeleteAnd his CD's are GREAT!
for coasters
Is it just me, or does that football player have an extra set of eyes?
ReplyDeleteOh man, can we install a secret camera on the set of Iron Man 2?
LOL at the Kevin Costner bit!!!
Hey, if our First Lady can spend $485,000 on some dishes, what's a BMW here or there?
Car insurance doesn't pay out if you leave the door unlocked and the keys inside. Pity that daft bitch wont have to work to pay for a replacement.
ReplyDeletewhat kind of security people leave a car completely unwatched?
ReplyDeleteMolly-
ReplyDeleteCrappy, British security people, that's who!
@ Molly
ReplyDeleteGood point. I didn't even think of that. She has security on her at all times. Maybe they were in the store with her. Either way, someone's getting slapped upside the head for this. Too bad it won't be Beatrice.
If she has her security people with her chances are THEY drove the car. That would be a good reason for them to get slapped upside the head.
ReplyDeleteror, is that better than crappy american security people? lol... whatever happened to the world class scotland yard trained security peeps? it's not like there's no car bombings in the u.k.
ReplyDeletems...maybe they didn't want to miss out any sales.
nomd, she was born in 1988, so my guess is she drove herself and they tailed her. but they still deserve a slap upside the head!
molly, if that's the case then they're probably tired of trailing behind her bratty little ass.
ReplyDeletebut they'll be able to write tell all books later!
ReplyDeleteI was happy to see Taylor would be brought back as Jacob. It just seems fair -- he worked hard to make the first film a success, they should treat him right. Very glad they did.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope that they do a little red carpet coaching for the next movie. Don't show up stoned. Try not to look pissed. Try not to look homeless. Don't show up stoned.
Enty, can you pass these suggestions on since you evidently know everybody? It would help my sanity a lot.
Kisses!
I was wondering what they were gonna do about Jacob's role in New Moon. Kudos to him for all the hard work!
ReplyDeleteMost of the royals drive their own cars. Chauffeurs for Beatrice and others so far removed from the throne would be really tacky.
ReplyDeletei was just going to say that MS. and they guards are there to protect her,not her car.
ReplyDeleteAh but we pay for the privilege of her having security. Close to the tune of £250k apparently. Nice to know my taxes aren't wasted.
ReplyDeleteplaying devil's advocate, i doubt bea had a clue about what to do or how to react. she's always had people to "do" for her, although i think she and eugenie were brought up to be a LITTLE more normal.
ReplyDeleteis putting mickey rourke on set with RDJ a good idea?
rourke is a mess, and RDJ has worked SO hard to get and stay sober. and he's always been one of the most talented actors in hollywood. and i loves me some RDJ.
I loathe Mickey and he's such a full-blown douche that I just cannot watch any film he's in. He better not ruin the Iron Man sequel for me.
ReplyDeleteThat said, the prospect of him tormenting Fishsticks for several months is absolutely delicious.
Wow. I must be psychic. Vern really was asking Coolio if he wanted to bang some chicks.
ReplyDeleteI liked Dido's White Flag song but loved it after seeing David Boreanz in the video for the song.
ReplyDeletePerfect.So hunky movie star not gay-I know that screams Rock Hudson.
I hope if Eric McCormack is getting a Botox shot every here or there Megan Mullally is plopped in the chair right next to him getting a few too.It's certainly done her no harm say compared to the old About Last Nite days.
Jenny Garth looks just like my husband's exwife, but I forgive her.
What Kind of advice is Goldie giving Kate about What to do in Hollywood? Anything worthwhile?
Have fun ignore the media except before movie openings? It's gotta be better than walking in coldturkey into the sitch.
Any crappy movie or divalike behavior by Marisa Tomei is forgiven whenever I watch her in the beginning of UnTamed Heart.
He hit his dramatic peak for me in Night Shift,all downhill since then.
ReplyDeleteMost of the royals drive their own cars. Chauffeurs for Beatrice and others so far removed from the throne would be really tacky.
ReplyDeletems., that's what i think is their policy, too, which makes it even worst that they don't keep an eye on her car. anybody could plant a bomb on it. it's not like that hasn't happened in the u.k.
think of our secret service - they watch the person, their home and their car. watching the person alone is stupid.
dumb fucks.
I was watching that part of british Celebrity BB: Verne said these things in his role of Coolio, impersonating the rapper in a game, ordered by BB.
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