Quick Hits

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Porn Industry Suffering - Apparently the economic downturn has hit the porn industry hard. It just can't seem to get up to the levels it once did and as a result the companies are having trouble performing. So, what does any good company do in these times of performance issues and feelings of inadequacy? They turn to the US Congress. Knowing that probably many Congressman are big fans of porn, Larry Flynt and the Sex Convict Joe Francis are asking Congress for about $5 billion to help them out during these troubled times. The feeling in the porn industry is that since it is such a huge industry and employs so many workers that they too should be entitled to some bailout money. If they get their money, they did promise Congress free subscriptions to Hustler and a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt.

There Won't Be Kids - Scarlett J told Harper's Bazaar that she is not planning on having kids anytime soon if ever. Seems she and Ryan Reynolds are not big on the whole idea of kids and so will not be contributing to the world's population anytime soon. I think Ryan may actually change his mind but there is no way someone as selfish as Scarlett is ever going to have kids unless there was something in it for her. So, if her career takes a nose dive and she needs some positive publicity or some cash, then we will see if she changes her mind.

Sex Toy Fun With Carmen Electra - Apparently Carmen Electra is a huge collector of sex toys. She loves them so much that she has even come up with homemade ones when she does not have a store bought one handy. Her latest fun toy is a wire coat hanger. Umm, yeah. I saw that one. It was called Mommie Dearest. She says there is pleasure and pain involved. I think the only pleasure would be when you stopped beating someone with it. I guess my imagination is not good enough to come up with any possible other pleasure associated with the use of a wire coat hanger on my body.

Baby makes 4 - Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck had their second daughter. Well actually, Jen gave birth and Ben sat there with a remote control in his hand wondering when he could go out and get some food. No, I'm sure he was great the entire time. No word on the name of the baby. Apparently they are thinking about selling the naming rights to the baby in order to make more money than the traditional baby photo money from the tabloids. So far, the front runner is Wal-Mart. Although that part is crap, do you think any celebrity would consider naming their kid after a brand? I mean if you are going to exploit your kid for money, what's the harm in selling their name? It isn't like they will use it for their whole lives. They would just go by a nickname, but whenever a story is written about the kid or the parents, the naming rights would come up and the company would get publicity again.