Quick Hits

Lily Allen Threatens Katy Perry - As much as I like Lily Allen right now, I think this has to go down as one of the worst threats ever. Lily Allen says on her facebook page that she has the phone number of Katy Perry. She goes on to say that if Katy Perry ever says another bad thing about her (Katy called Lily fat last year) that she will post Katy's phone number on facebook. Ooooh. Maybe she will also call Katy's mom and tell on her.

Craig Ferguson Gets Hitched - Craig Ferguson announced on his show last night that he got secretly married over the holidays to his long time girlfriend Megan Wallace Cunningham. I'm guessing she is related to the Milwaukee Cunninghams and that the Fonz was the best man.

WAGS - TLC and NASCAR are teaming up in a new series about the wives of NASCAR drivers and how they get through their daily lives. I imagine they get through their lives pretty much the same way as the rest of us except with a lot more money and a lot less work to do. TLC wants to make it a cross between The Real Housewives series and Army Wives. Uh huh.

The Suck Up For Ratings Continues - The people over at the Golden Globes have decided that what would really class up their award ceremony is for the Jonas Brothers to present an award. Sure, that makes sense. All it does is show that the people running that thing will do anything to get people to watch whether it means having award presenters who will never be nominated in a category and nominating people who should never be nominated in the first place just to guarantee their attendance and ratings.

I Reall Am Nice - A Vogue cover girl is suing Google to try and find out the identity of a blogger who has called her a "skank" "old hag" and the "#1 skanky superstar." Apparently she found these offensive. By the way, this is the same model who earlier this year was in the headlines because a doorman at a bar didn't like her and so smashed her in the face with a vodka bottle.