Quick Hits
Lily Allen Threatens Katy Perry - As much as I like Lily Allen right now, I think this has to go down as one of the worst threats ever. Lily Allen says on her facebook page that she has the phone number of Katy Perry. She goes on to say that if Katy Perry ever says another bad thing about her (Katy called Lily fat last year) that she will post Katy's phone number on facebook. Ooooh. Maybe she will also call Katy's mom and tell on her.
Craig Ferguson Gets Hitched - Craig Ferguson announced on his show last night that he got secretly married over the holidays to his long time girlfriend Megan Wallace Cunningham. I'm guessing she is related to the Milwaukee Cunninghams and that the Fonz was the best man.
WAGS - TLC and NASCAR are teaming up in a new series about the wives of NASCAR drivers and how they get through their daily lives. I imagine they get through their lives pretty much the same way as the rest of us except with a lot more money and a lot less work to do. TLC wants to make it a cross between The Real Housewives series and Army Wives. Uh huh.
The Suck Up For Ratings Continues - The people over at the Golden Globes have decided that what would really class up their award ceremony is for the Jonas Brothers to present an award. Sure, that makes sense. All it does is show that the people running that thing will do anything to get people to watch whether it means having award presenters who will never be nominated in a category and nominating people who should never be nominated in the first place just to guarantee their attendance and ratings.
I Reall Am Nice - A Vogue cover girl is suing Google to try and find out the identity of a blogger who has called her a "skank" "old hag" and the "#1 skanky superstar." Apparently she found these offensive. By the way, this is the same model who earlier this year was in the headlines because a doorman at a bar didn't like her and so smashed her in the face with a vodka bottle.
Liskula Cohen!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope the NASCAR series follows Kim Wallace. The rest of em are plastic beyotches.
ReplyDeleteOh, Liskula. What a pathetic attempt at publicity. Too bad it worked. I've never heard of that skanks blog and when you google it...what do you know?!? Everything is about Lil Miss Cohen's lawsuit:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=2YI&q=%22Skanks+in+NYC%22&btnG=Search
Kristen, is that Kenny's wife? They might need a wide angle lens. However, I agree with you.
ReplyDeleteI think Lily should give Katy Perry's number to every burger flipper she can locate.
ReplyDeleteAttack Lily on her behaviour, not her weight.
I am so sick of Katy Perry. I like Lily Allen. But Katy Perry bores the shit out of me, and also makes me upset because she is just the kind of chick that would have picked on me in junior high. I think she's a bully and a fake, and I think Lily Allen is going to be around for a lot longer.
ReplyDeletewell said, harriet.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Google will cave or if they respect the anonymity of blogger?
Google rolls over every time the government comes knocking for information (unlike Yahoo), but I think even they'll recognize this as the frivolous suit that it is.
ReplyDeletei love you Harriet. amen sista.
ReplyDeleteIts so true HH.
ReplyDeleteAnd besides, the way Lily worded it on Facebook sounded much more like a cheeky casual threat rather than a deliberate "I'm going to post her phone number if she talks shit about me."
Seriously pissed that Jonases are infecting the Globes. They have no business there. We adults will be watching 24. We'll record the Globes so we can scroll through their useless bits later.
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ReplyDeleteEnty! Where do you get the pictures for the Quick Hits entry? OMG the last two including poor guy getting kicked in the nuts in some state house somewhere are killing me.
ReplyDeleteI think the Globes are an entirely useless offering from an entirely useless money-grubbing organization. The Jonases Brothers will fit right in.
ReplyDeleteIf the Jonas bras are on the GG's I won't watch them this year, or any other year. The foreign press needs to understand if you are over 12 the Jonas' and Miley are talentless.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Lily Allen. Katy Perry annoys the bejesus out of me! On the Lily front, she's rumored to be the 11th Doctor's new assistant/side kick. Oh how I want to see Lily in the TARDIS.
ReplyDeleteDear god, when's the last time Disney actually had TALENT? Funicello could sing, heck even Christina Milan and Christy Carlson Romano are good looking and have genuine talent. Why the hell are the likes of hohan, britney and miley along with the jonas bothers and HSM forced upon us instead?
HH, I am so totally with you. For example, I really thought KP's commment about Lily's weight to be waaaay out of line.
ReplyDeleteAbout the GGs, its like the MTV awards - did you see the winners of MTVEMA? 30 sec. to mars or whatever they are called won a couple of awards solely cause jared presented, and we shouldnt even mention britney...
We should all get "Team Lily" t-shirts made! *L*
ReplyDeleteIs Lily retarded? You don't tell someone beforehand that you're going to post their number online- that might, you know, give Katy the opportunity to change her number and make Lily look [even more] ridiculous. Jeez, why does every early-twentysomething rich girl have to try to up her badass factor?
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