Quick Hits Part Two
They Probably Didn't Ask Her - Yesterday, reports were everywhere that Megan Fox would be the new Lara Croft and take over the Tomb Raider franchise right where Angelina Jolie left off. It seems a good fit, although I'm not sure that Megan Fox can carry a movie all by herself. Well, it turns out that although it was probably the actress herself who talked up the rumor, it is Fox's spokesperson now who says that "Megan is not involved in this movie." I don't really care. As far as I'm concerned she and BAG can stay at home all the time and hating they are stuck together for reasons that will someday maybe be clear.
But Bai Ling Wanted To Be A Ring Girl - Defamer is reporting that all of those plans for Mickey Rourke to take part in Wrestlemania, are just that, plans. Turns out it is not going to happen. Rourke's publicist said, "Mickey was very honored to be asked as he has the greatest respect for WWE however he will not be participating in Wrestle-Mania. He is focusing entirely on his acting career." Well that and deciding how he can swing two dates to the Academy Awards. I think he will go with Evan Rachel Wood and then take Bai to the after parties. Of course if he wins, he might just dump them both and go home with Marilyn Manson.
Hilary Duff As Bonnie? What Bonnie am I talking about? Well how about Bonnie as in Bonnie & Clyde. Apparently the 10 nominations the first Bonnie & Clyde movie got was small potatoes to what producers think they can do with Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers playing the famous duo. I mean come on, Hilary and Faye Dunaway have lots in common. They umm. Well they are both women. There you go. According to the Chicago Sun Times, when Faye was told who was going to portray Bonnie, she said, "Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''
Can't picture Hilary and Kevin Z. playing Bonnie and Clyde. They look too young.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was Emile Hirsch at first glance
ReplyDeletea 'real' actress...hahahaha...that is pretty funny
ReplyDeleteHillary is not Faye and Kevin Zegers is not Warren Beatty. Reality check time.
ReplyDeleteCome on, Enty, spill the goods on why Megan continues to keep BAG at her side...
Mickey looks beat down already. Doesn't need any help with a real wrestling match.
She might be botoxed and tightened to hell and back, but it's obviously not affected her mind or wit.
ReplyDeleteFaye Dunaway, here's to you!
Gladys, I don't want to start a Lainey debate here, but she says that BAG is blackmailing Megan into staying with him because she had an abortion, and the minivans would hate her if that came out.
ReplyDeleteBai Ling is too good for Mickey. She's fun crazy, not scary crazy.
Faye is nuts, but she sure hit that one on the head! Love it.
maybe fox and green are the blind about being secretly married?
ReplyDeleteMooshki, what's really funny about that is, do the mini-vans REALLY like her? Or do they think she's a big, used up ho bag?
ReplyDeleteEither was, BAG is a douche. She needs to go back to modeling for Maxim and get over herself.
while i completely agree that hillary may not be the best choice for the part, it's tacky of faye dunaway to go the bitch route. it only serves to make her look bad. hillary may not be an oscar-worthy actress, but how much do you want to bet she takes the high road...
ReplyDeleteElsie, I think the minivans have only seen the spruced up, airbrushed magazine pics of her, not the public hand-job, crappy tattoo, trashy version.
ReplyDeleteVamp, if it's the blind I'm thinking of, Enty revealed it as Jessica Alba/Cash Warren.
ReplyDeleteHow He Holds her is Megan Fox and BAG. go to google images and type it in. BINGO.
ReplyDeleteBut Ms. Dunaway, there ARE no more REAL actresses in Hollywood. :-(
ReplyDeleteNo more wire hangers!
ReplyDeleteRead elsewhere that it's b.s. that Mickey macked on Evan Rachel and others:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.laineygossip.com/Evan_Rachel_Wood_denies_affair_with_Mickey_Rourke_and_says_he_disrespected_her.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
Sorry the link is so long. It's at today's Lainey column. I applaud ERW.
Besides a kid, what else could possibly keep you linked to someone you [should] want out of your life?
ReplyDelete@ sylvia: clyde was 24 and bonnie 23 when they were killed.
ReplyDeleteand i agree with faye, but why the hell were they asking her about it anyway?
here's a fun tidbit: clyde barrow is a distant cousin on my family tree. probably explains a lot, eh?
Mooshki, I was also thinking about this blind item; "Which dirt-bag actor beats his beautiful action-star girlfriend? (Gatecrasher)" and that that's why Enty wrote BAG
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