Quick Hits Part Two
Paris Makes All Americans Proud - With Paris Hilton leading the way, the stereotype of American ignorance about every country other than our own will continue forwards forever. OK, it isn't just Paris and it isn't a stereotype. I mean I doubt I can name the leaders of more than five or six other countries, but I bet almost everyone outside the US can do better than that. I remember this one time, at band camp. Whoops. Wrong anecdote. Anyway, someone shoved a microphone or camera in Paris' face and at first she started to take off her clothes and then realized it wasn't that kind of film. The interviewer asked her who the British Prime Minister is and she replied Gordon Ramsay. Hey, at least she got the first name right.
Debbie Matenopoulos Is Not A Freeloader - She might not have a job much longer, but at least for now, Debbie wants you to know that despite what her ex-husband says, Debbie does pay some of the bills of her house. Debbie's soon to be ex had alleged that when they spilt up and he moved out, that Debbie has refused to pay for anything. Not even the cable bill. Debbie countered today that she does pay for things. She says she pays for her own expenses. Yeah, that just says to me she is buying her own clothes and groceries. Oh well, who cares anyway. I mean do you wake up in the morning and go, "damn I hope there is something in the gossip sites about Debbie Matenopoulos." Yeah, no one does. Just because you are on television doesn't mean we care. Hello Kim Kardashian.
Guy Ritchie's Dad Wants Madonna To Sleep With The World - In a sure sign of parental love, Guy Ritchie's dad says he is thankful for every different guy he sees with Madonna. As far as he is concerned, the more guys she is sleeping with and dating, the less chance she and Guy will get back together again. Seems that Mr. Ritchie is not very fond of Madonna. OK, to hear him say it, he pretty much hates her and thinks Guy should consider himself lucky that it is over.
Not So Crazy In Love - Kelly Rowland said buh bye to her manager and Beyonce's dad Mathew Knowles. Apparently Kelly figured out that maybe Beyonce's dad was giving the choice projects to his daughter leaving Kelly only the scraps. Kelly, realizing her career was suffering at the hands of Mathew kicked him to the curb yesterday. Not that she really kicked him that far because he is a big guy, but it is more the expression. I am sure she wished she could have kicked him to the curb, but probably just told him he was fired.
Mr. Knowles really skeeves me out. He is like the Joe Simpson of the r & b crowd.
ReplyDeleteSmart move on kelly's part, she was always my favorite of Destiny's Child.
Remember, Enty, it's all just an act. In real life Paris is a rock scientist.
ReplyDeleteWho knew I had so much in common with Guy Ritchie's dad?
I love these quick hits.
ReplyDeleteWow, Kelly is gorgeous. I hope she has an OK career. Sounds like good riddance.
Guy's dad always sounded supportive of Madonna in the press when they were together--kudos for being so classy that whole time.
Madonna is such a repulsive pig slut.
ReplyDeleteMerrick, my first thought was Beyonce's Daddio gives me the Joe Jackson creeps.
ReplyDeleteBand camp, Ent? Really??
Oh, and just to be 'fair and balanced:' ;)
ReplyDelete89% of Canadians couldn’t locate Iraq on a map, a higher “ignorance rate” than that of the United States.
5% of Canadians couldn’t locate Canada on a map
90% of Britons couldn’t locate Iraq on a map, again a worse figure than that of the US
21% of Britons couldn’t locate the USA on a map
7% of Britons couldn’t locate the England on a map
Swedes scored highest in the poll — but even there 70% couldn’t find Iraq.
Good for Kelly. Hopefully Matthew has enough billions to just retire already and stop pushing this rnb lite on us all the time.
ReplyDeleteParis is a waste of oxygen.
I listen to a clipping of Parasite interviewing Lady Gaga. I shut it down less than a minute. Can't stand her voice (Parasite).
ReplyDeleteGuy Ritchie's dad has been talking bad about Madonna for a good while. Every time he said something negative the day after they would say it was a misunderstanding on the reporters.
Kelly R. looks cutier than Beyonce. Hope things will turn out better now.
Mooshki, 89% of Canadians can't find Iraq on a map because the real war is in Afghanistan. Why do we care what's happening in Iraq?
ReplyDeleteLove ya!
Canada
Agreed, Elsie, I just HAD to take the chance to make fun of all of my dear Canadian friends. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd then we'd laugh and invite you over for beer, get you really drunk and write shit on your face.
ReplyDeleteThat's what we do with our cousins.
Sounds like my kind of party!
ReplyDeleteyeah, likin' the sr. mr. ritchie.
ReplyDeleteWay to show some class Mr. Ritchie... sure your grandchild feels great hearing the shit you talk about Mommy. Mommy's a whore and Daddy's a flash in the pan most famous for getting the biggest divorce settlement in history. No issues here at all.
ReplyDeleteWhen your son isn't living off millions of dollars he had no part of earning; you can take the high road and cast stones. Until then you should reserve judgment.
I'm an international relations and I can name more than a few international heads of state. Please don't compare me and my peers to Ms. Hilton. She doesn't represent average Americans and it is not good to generalize.
ReplyDeleteI meant to say international relations major.
ReplyDeletePink Skull - when I was looking up those stats, I read an interesting article saying that the reason we hear about so many dumb Americans is because we're comfortable laughing at ourselves. I like that perspective. :)
ReplyDeleteYou guys have to watch Rick Mercer's Talking With Americans. Too funny.
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