Quick Hits Part One
Thanks For Sharing Donnie - Apparently Donnie Wahlberg enjoys being single and isn't afraid to let the world know who he is after and how far he has got with them. Like a high schooler who has seen a bra for the first time, Donnie says that he is after Lady GaGa. He told The Mirror, "Lady GaGa is delicious - we got quite close. We co-wrote a song, she's very talented. I didn't have sex with her but I wouldn't say no." I would have never imagined Donnie using the word delicious to talk about someone, but there you go. So, when I read between the lines here it sounds like Donnie was all over her and she turned him down. Wonder if it was when he was still living with his wife.
I Wouldn't Pay 15 Cents - Britney Spears has been reportedly offered about $15M to write her biography. Scratch that. She actually would have to write between 3 and 5 biographies over the next ten years. Wow, a new biography every two years or so? I know she has a lot of things she goes through, but is there anything she can really ad that is not captured about her life on a daily basis? I admit that it will be a good mother/children bonding moment as the three of them learn to read and write together. Maybe at some point, mommy can read sentences to the kids about her life and run screaming to their dad? Are we as a society that desperate for information about Britney Spears that we will gobble up enough of her books over the next ten years to justify that kind of money? I sure hope not.
Tom Will Sign Anything - The great people over at Defamer were the first to discover this little gem making the rounds on the internet. It is a video from the Berlin premiere of Valkyrie. As you watch Tom work his way up the red carpet signing autographs, you will notice that one of his security people hands him a mask from one of the members of Anonymous. Tom autographs it and passes it back to the person.
Tom Cruise signing an anonymous mask is truly awesome. Hah!
ReplyDeleteI don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThere's 58 seconds I'll never get back.
ReplyDeleteirony is a cruel, but often entertaining, mistress!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT'LL fetch something on Ebay!
ReplyDeleteBut he puts a peace symbol on it, which leads me to believe he knows exactly what he's signing and thinks that's the best way to respond.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Donnie, while a talented actor (and maybe a talented singer), has been an idiot ever since he thought the numerous factual errors in "The Path to 9/11" were no big deal, but more particularly since splitting with his wife....
Tonight at the premier in London, Tom had Anonymous violently removed from the crowd by his goons. So much for him being a good sport.
ReplyDeletePalealebrew10: Anonymous is what the group who protest all things Scientology call themselves (they wear those Guy Fawkes masks), therefore, we find Tom signing this quite hilarious. Though he was a good sport about it.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous pwned Tom! Outstanding! Epic win.
ReplyDeleteI guess someone finally enlightened him, JollyJoker. : (
ReplyDeleteThose masks are creepy.
ReplyDeleteI have never heard a lady gaga song (not my type of music), but I seriously thought that she (?) was a man! I honestly thought lady gaga was a transexual or a drag queen...
ReplyDeleteDo you think that would still stop Marky Mark?
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Heh - did Donnie use a line from Marky? "Yeah. You feel it baby? I do, too." I totally bought her performance on The Tonight Show. And she seemed genuinely grateful for the exposure when Jay came over after the song. She's kind of like Xtina without the vocal gymnastics.
ReplyDeleteBritney's how old again? Give me a f'n break.
I think Tom knew what he was signing. He was probably nicer with the German faction because $cientology has had difficulty making inroads there, plus he'd look like a real shit to oust Anonymous in a country he just filmed in.
I don't hate Cruise, I do despise Scientology though.
ReplyDeleteI wish people on here stop getting their hate crossed.
D, have you seen what he's done to Katie and Nicole before her? There is something very not right about Tom. And I will never forgive him for his blindingly stupid remarks abotu mental illness.
ReplyDeleteTom's an effing penis. No confusion there.
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