That Was A Costly Escort - Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in prison today for chaining an escort to his bed and then attempting to beat the escort with a chain as he fled George's house. The judge said such behavior deserved immediate imprisonment. It's funny. 15 months seems about right for what happened, but you get so used to celebrities getting away with everything that it almost comes as a shock when one gets found guilty, let alone sentenced to actual prison time.
At Least She Didn't Lose Her Valtrex - At some point during her brief sojourn to Australia, Paris Hilton lost her cell phone at a hotel in Sydney. That was later found and returned to her. She also lost her camera which she really would like to have back because it has a bunch of personal photos on it. Considering that we have seen Paris naked, having sex, doing drugs, and anything else that could cause backlash, the photos are probably really unexciting. If they involve her and Brandon Davis, that would even be more unexciting. The Bongo Virus staff are the ones who sent out the press release asking for help finding the camera so I guess it is legit. Of course the stolen jewels seemed legit too.
He Brought Gwyneth? - Craig Rudin is a guy who is running for the mayor of LA. He is also a huge supporter of pot and runs a store that sells supplies. He told Globe Magazine about how Brad Pitt used to be his best customer. That isn't a shock so I don't really care about that. What I found interesting was that one time while they were dating Brad brought Gwyneth into the store with him. Rudin said that Gwyneth looked as if she could not wait to get out of there. I'm guessing that since Gwyneth hates chocolates and kind of munchies food that she is not a huge pot smoker.
wasn't there a blind about a "rough sex encounter" awhile back? did anyone guess boy george??
ReplyDeleteSending Boy George to prison is like sentencing me to 15 months in the Playboy Mansion.
ReplyDeleteOh the humanity
OMG I did not recognize him, WTF?!?!
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone will want him in prison, as big as he got!
Karma Chameleon ... so ironically fitting.
ReplyDeleteOh Boy..
ReplyDeleteI for one am not shocked that an uptight bitch like Gwynnie didn't mellow out with a joint. that would be a loss of control!
lol@jax
ReplyDeleteThe Parasite still finding ways to get attention.
Is that some type of hint/inside knowledge about the Hilton heist?
ReplyDeleteJax, I was going to say the same thing. Smoking a joint would cause her to relax, and we can't have that now, can we?
ReplyDeleterelaxing will not be tolerated in the GOOP household.
ReplyDeleteWhat is really going on with Paris? Yesterday I heard that she had a virus on her computer. Why are we really hearing about her stolen jewels, lost camera, and computer virus? Is there a method to this madness or is it merely a series of pointless conversations?
ReplyDeleteI do not DO NOT get the friendship between Mario Batali and fishsticks. He seems to have way more personality than is allowed to be within a 200 yard radius of her.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting that Gwyneth has smoked pot. And she's the type that gets all intellectual and pompous, philosophizing and saying "profound" a lot you just want them to shut the hell up.
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet she wanted to get out of there because it was undignified.
City Councilman: Mario just wants to get in her pants. Some men like ice queens.
Goopy doesn't like chocolate? Who the FUCK doesn't like CHOCOLATE?
ReplyDeleteIf marijuana were legalized, eating disorders might be cured.
Can YOU smoke weed without getting the munchies? Heeeeeellll to the no!
I agree that Gwyn would be slightly tolerable if she'd toke up a little. GEEBUS.