I bet you thought this was going to be some kind of inauguration post when you read the title didn't you? No, nothing like that. Instead I'm just so proud that a country like mine which has brought joy to so many in the form of Coors Light, Miller Lite and the Bartles & Jaymes guys can also turn a former Miss USA winner into a porn star.
Kelli McCarty won the Miss USA title in 1991. Since then she has made her fame doing soaps and I think was even the subject of a soap blind item. I need to go back and check. Anyway, she has decided that if she is going to get paid for her minimal acting talent she would rather do it naked and get paid more. So, she is now officially a porn star. I don't recall that being a part of her talent at the Miss USA competition but maybe she gave a preview to some of the judges. Kelli says she has always wanted to be a porn star and that it combines her two favorite things. Acting and sex. Well hopefully she is better at the sex than she is at the acting. I have seen her on the soap Passions and I guess you could call it acting in the sense that she was playing a character other than herself.
Her parents must be so proud. I mean to see their little girl spend all those years doing the beauty pageants and culminating in a Miss USA title and almost a Miss Universe title to now spending her life faking orgasms for money on film. It truly is the American dream.