Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Not As Juicy As I Thought


I have been waiting for someone to release the Kelly Rutherford divorce documents, but, now that they are out, they are not as juicy as I thought they would be. Oh sure, they both accuse each other of violent behavior. That's a must when you are fighting for children. It appears that in the battle of violence, Kelly was much more violent as she tried to hit her soon to be ex with a fist and threw a laptop at him and then smashed it into a table while in Germany. Wait a second, I think there is a blind item here somewhere. Anyway, Kelly, who is four months pregnant with their? second child didn't want her ex to take their son Hermes out of the country because she wouldn't know how to find them. The judge denied her request. According to the court documents it appears that Kelly's ex was the primary caretaker of the child while Kelly spend her time "shopping, getting her nails done, beauty appointments," and other things on an almost daily basis.

The only negative thing Kelly really had to say was that the ex is under some kind of criminal investigation in Germany. Nice one, but she didn't really have any details. This is some good stuff. The only problem is that generally the first stuff that comes out is the most damaging and juicy and I'm not seeing anything that is going to make this much better unless the baby is not the husband's or his criminal investigation is about some kind of sex trafficking trade or something. I was really hoping from what I had heard about this couple there would be more fireworks. Maybe we will still get lucky.


22 comments:

  1. You can tell just by looking at this bitch she is Beaucoup Dinki-Dau!!

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  2. She sounds like she came straight out of "The Nanny Diaries." (The book, not the movie.)

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  3. Yah shes got a bit of the crazy bitch look to her - who's thinking baby number 2 isn't his ?

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  4. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Awww.. I've always liked Kelly Rutherford. She was Dixie Cousins on Brisco County Jr. :(

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  5. Anonymous10:41 AM

    Has anyone figured out the blind that EL refers to?

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  6. I tried to look it up but the closest blind I found involved the husband being an actor too... still looking.

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  7. i doubt the second is his and the first looks nothing like him either. strange.

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  8. Anonymous10:53 AM

    there is a Lainey blind that EL posted about a violent actress whose husband had to be called in to calm her down. It does mention a little child who had been exposed to her anger. I always thought it was the Alba-demon, but maybe not?

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/09/lainey-blind-item_08.html

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  9. They have the exactly same face. A lot of married couples look like each other, but this is ridiculous.

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  10. Wasn't she breast feeding right up until she got pregnant with the second? Wouldn't that make her the primary care giver?

    I feel sorry for the one kid they have and the other on the way.

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  11. The oldest boy is not her son. A step son perhaps? The bitch ain't that crazy. She managed to produce 2 insurance policies, er babies, from one rich baby daddy. Hello Sarah Larson?!

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  12. I dont even know who she is? Someone tell me.

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  13. LALALALA, don'tcaredon'tcare
    I'm not reading this cuz I still love her from her Brisco County/Kindred period, so what if she's crazy now...oh damn, I peeked.

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  14. She named her son Hermes. That's it period, the woman is crazy. Who would do that to a child. Hermes?? She obviously thinks highly of herself. I might have named my pet after a high fashion name brand, but that's a dog not a child.

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  15. Wasn't Hermes one of the Ancient Rome gods? The god of communication, I think...

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  16. K: He was the messenger of the Greek gods.

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  18. Oh, I hope she's not as awful as she sounds... I adore her!

    Even before Brisco County (loved it), she was Judy Owen in Homefront. (Remember Kyle Chandler: Jeff ... Tammy Lauren: Ginger?). I loved Judy Owen because she was a bad girl who started out as a good girl. (She had a husband who was shot down over the Pacific (IIRC), and he was "a keeper"). oh, ABC WWII drama from the early 90's-ish. Totally should have lasted longer. (Did they have to schedule it against Cheers?) sorry. end of rant. :-)

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  19. The blind that comes to my mind is the woman who's always beating on her husband and the guy was on the verge of leaving.

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  20. "The oldest boy is not her son."

    ???? There's one child, 2 years old, that she gave birth to and she's pregnant with another one. Not sure what you're talking about.

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  21. "I tried to look it up but the closest blind I found involved the husband being an actor too... still looking."

    I thought the husband was a German businessman, not an actor???

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  22. Homefront was so awesome.

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