Need Some Money Renee?
You know if Renee Zellweger needs a couple of bucks, I'm happy to lend it to her. I mean I think all of us would if it would save us from having to look at her wearing an outfit like she wore to the Golden Globes. I can only think she must need money because of her recent statements about Hanes underwear. Victoria goes for the Armani bucks and Renee goes for Hanes. Whatever works for you.
It seems that while filming a movie in Winnipeg, Renee experienced cold. Winnipeg cold. Winter Winnipeg cold. For someone who doesn't have any fat stored anywhere on her body I could see how this posed a problem.
"It was a whole different kind of experience. I had to develop new survival skills. It was a whole new language for the biological things that happen. Who knew that pantyhose could be so very important - three or four pairs at a time."
"I never imagined that I would rejoice at the pantyhose laid out on the bed by wardrobe every morning. They were essential. I would not be here today were it not for the Hanes."
It is like the company wrote it for her. Wow, that is some serious sucking up. I guess she sees how much they have paid Michael Jordan for his commercials and thinks she can get some of that action. Umm, Renee, I don't think you are going to get Michael Jordan money. You might get a couple of bucks and maybe a card good for free underwear for life, but I don't think this is going to be the money making scheme you think it will be.
I don't really have a problem with someone sucking up to a company for money. I just think she could have chosen a company which would have probably paid more or had a product she would enjoy more. Hi Blackberry!!
The part about this that gets me is this. Look at what she says happened every morning. The wardrobe people laid out her pantyhose for her every morning. Sure, the people in wardrobe who are either working for free or practically nothing have to get out of bed at 430am and lay out her pantyhose so the rich one doesn't freeze. God forbid that Renee could put on some damn pantyhose without their assistance in the morning. And she would rejoice? Who the hell says that in their day to day conversation. Even when I see a 3x3 at In-N-Out I don't rejoice. I drool, I growl, but I don't rejoice. She just comes across as the most insincere person ever. I'm surprised she didn't have the wardrobe people warm the pantyhose every morning so she wouldn't catch a chill.
