Michael Lohan Is Jesus

Probably one of my favorite headlines of all time. The great thing is I am going to link to his blog in the post so I know he will find his way back here. At first he will probably think it is one of his supporters. I was going to say many, but let's face it, there really are not that many.

Did you know Michael Lohan has a blog? He does. He likes to call himself Mike on the blog though. More tough? Maybe more manly. Fits that fishnet shirt personality more to be called Mike.

Anyway, Mike has had a blog for two whole weeks now and he seems pretty excited. Last night he even had a live chat for thirty minutes with his fans. Wow, thirty whole minutes. In the two weeks he has had his blog, the topic of conversation more often than not is Lindsay Lohan. You know, his daughter. Oh, he says the blog is about other things, but come on, it is about Lindsay. It is about getting people to read the site and making a buck and the best way to do that is to talk about Lindsay. He also seems to care that you see as many photos of him with his young girlfriend as possible.

I don't care. He can do whatever he wants. If he wants to make money off his kid then let him. He did say in a post this morning that since Lindsay and Sam have broken up that Lindsay is headed back down the path that God wanted her to take in the first place.

Mikey uses the photo above in one of his blog posts where he rips into TMZ for questioning his sanity. He also says that some people want to listen to him and some people don't and then starts basically comparing what he has to say to what Jesus had to say. Yeah. I know. Apparently Sam and Lindsay is just as important as anything Jesus did.

The real goal of the blog though, according to Mikey is to make a change in someone's life. "Maybe, WE will make a difference in some lives out there. Just maybe, that one comment or suggestion will ring true in the right ear(s)."

Uh huh. Reading about who Lindsay is sleeping with is going to change the world. Got it. Maybe one of the suggestions or comments will make you just learn to be quiet and go on with your life.