I've Been Trying To Do This All Morning

I saw that Britney released her third single from Circus yesterday and it's called "If U Seek Amy." I don't really care. I listened to a couple of the songs and some were ok and some were awful. So, when I heard this song was going to be released I was totally indifferent until I read about a women's group in Australia that is ticked off about the single. I thought maybe Amy referred to one of their friends or something and that Britney was telling everyone how to have sex with her. I don't now. Why else would they be upset?

Then, of course I read the story. Always good to read more than just the headline. All I'm saying. Anyway, the group is upset because those that bought the CD already and of course have heard the song now say all of their kids are running around the house and school singing "f**k me." Apparently if you say the title of the song fast enough, that is what it sounds like and so now there are a bunch of kids running around school saying f**k me. While I find it hilarious and also feel for the parents who were not warned, it has also been driving me mad.

I have been trying to say the title or sing it so I can hear it for myself. The problem is that it is tough to whisper it and get an accurate feeling for what you are saying and my attempts at being louder have just caused more embarrassment then when I got stuck in the toilet at the holiday party. I am basically at this point trying to yell "f**k me" at the top of my lungs in a crowded office just to see if it is really true. This does not really go over well. Apparently shouting this repeatedly every few minutes causes some nervousness around the office.