It Will Make A Great Match.com Photo

The photos above are just two of a series of photos with Amy Winehouse and as I like to call him, "Mr. Never Going To Date Again." He is not a bad looking guy. He could probably date fairly easily. I mean he did manage to get with Amy Winehouse and to be her constant companion for the entire time she has been on vacation. I hope that he is getting some kind of gift from all of this. No, not that kind of gift. Wait, what gift are you thinking? Yeah, I think there really is no safe way to be with Amy except to just say hi from across the room. Even then I don't think I would pull anything out for fear of some kind of airborne virus. Why on earth would you ever even consider having sex with Amy? Besides all the hookers, drugs, needles, cutting and hospitals, this is a woman who has had sex with Blaaaaaaaaake and Pete Doherty. Well, you say to yourself, that is just two guys. Uh huh. Two guys and the millions of people they have been with, including all the guys Pete had sex with when he was a gay prostitute. And you want some of that?

Now, let's say the vacation week ends and out mystery guy goes back to where he came from and asks some woman out on a date. Do you think he needs to tell her that he had sex with Amy Winehouse? Would you want to know? Would you sleep with a guy who had sex with Amy Winehouse? This guy could be the poster boy for why Paris Hilton is back to recycling Brandon Davis for the 43rd time.