Monday, January 05, 2009

It Will Make A Great Match.com Photo



The photos above are just two of a series of photos with Amy Winehouse and as I like to call him, "Mr. Never Going To Date Again." He is not a bad looking guy. He could probably date fairly easily. I mean he did manage to get with Amy Winehouse and to be her constant companion for the entire time she has been on vacation. I hope that he is getting some kind of gift from all of this. No, not that kind of gift. Wait, what gift are you thinking? Yeah, I think there really is no safe way to be with Amy except to just say hi from across the room. Even then I don't think I would pull anything out for fear of some kind of airborne virus. Why on earth would you ever even consider having sex with Amy? Besides all the hookers, drugs, needles, cutting and hospitals, this is a woman who has had sex with Blaaaaaaaaake and Pete Doherty. Well, you say to yourself, that is just two guys. Uh huh. Two guys and the millions of people they have been with, including all the guys Pete had sex with when he was a gay prostitute. And you want some of that?

Now, let's say the vacation week ends and out mystery guy goes back to where he came from and asks some woman out on a date. Do you think he needs to tell her that he had sex with Amy Winehouse? Would you want to know? Would you sleep with a guy who had sex with Amy Winehouse? This guy could be the poster boy for why Paris Hilton is back to recycling Brandon Davis for the 43rd time.

21 comments:

  1. oh man, guys will f*ck anything.

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  2. she does look cleaner & healthier than she has in awhile.
    also, just because he is clean & nice looking, doesn't mean he isn't infested with something, either.

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  3. 10 bucks says that he's trying to become an "actor".

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  4. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole. But my penis would, since it's not 10 feet.

    My peen has no scruples at all.

    We're constantly fighting...

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  5. lol, Jax. She looks preganant. With a giant coke booger.

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  6. She DOES look preggers! Ew!

    And, um, no, not even with a borrowed penis.... LOL!

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  7. Amy has been fucking around non-stop since she was 15. It's her first addiction.

    I hope that's just a normal girly tummy bulge going on there. If not, that kid is going to be damaged.

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  8. I read somewhere that it could be her brother. Apparently, they physically resemble each other.

    It is good to see Amy looking healthy, though.

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  9. i wouldnt say pregnant, either. i would say she is finally keeping a meal down. but who knows...?

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  10. Anonymous12:30 PM

    Malnourishment causes belly bloat.

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  11. The clinic she's been at was feeding her intravenously. I don't think she remembers how to eat.

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  12. ewwww can you imagine what her breath/mouth must smell/taste like?
    just eewww

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  13. no way she's cleaned up. she wasn't 'in' long enough for that. she's just skinny with a little gut. can you even imagine her nutritional status?? she's a bacteria and virus laden slut. as for him, i hope his dick falls off. it really might, too.

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  14. God I hope she's not pregnant. Please let it be malnutrition. That would be one kid who's life was f*cked from the get-go.

    Dude is hoping to take on parisite next. That's the only thing beyond Amy in the STD stakes. Creepy, gag-inducing, nastiness all around.

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  15. You know, we never did get the reveal on the singer who had AIDS, did we?? It was supposed to have been out for sure before 1/1 in the news, but either I've been under a rock or it hasn't come out.

    Could it be Cracky McWinehouse?

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  16. LOL, Jax. It's funny 'cause it's true!

    And LOL to you too, Ror. I hope you and your obstinate dingdong eventually reach some some sort of compromise!

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  17. Pete Doherty was a gay prostitute? How did he make any money?

    Oh yeah, and Amy: ewww.

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  18. David D. - they may have stuck a paper bag over his head with a hole for his mouth. But I'm guessing it's the same thing Jax is saying.

    I guess the guy with Amy will do anything for money or fame. Surprised we haven't seem him before! LOL!

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  19. i'm going with malnutrition on this one.
    and of course she always looks better without that damn beehive and clown make-up.

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  20. Well maybe... the guy is just someone who is trying to help her stand up. That would be the only way he would be able to get any in the future. Hopefully he is smart enough to not want to touch her in any way besides helping her stand up and stay balanced. If he doesn't, too bad for him, cause the guy looks decent, not like blaaaakkkee or pete.

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