I saw that the announcement was made today for the new cast of Celebrity Apprentice. For the most part it is the usual C&D listers but honestly, if you look at the list everyone is on the C&D list for something they accomplished either through sports, acting, business, or comedy. I have no problems with any of them. Except one. Khloe Kardashian is on the list. Today must be rant day or something because here comes another one. I know that we have lowered the bar on celebrity to such an extent that anyone basically qualifies. But, that qualification usually only gets them as far as a reality show or a hosting gig at a bar where they get paid under the table cash and are not always above performing under the table services either. Not saying or implying Khloe does that. I'm just saying it does happen.
But, when you take someone and put them on a prime-time network show it kind of cheapens even the experience for the C&D listers on the show. Why don't we review how exactly Khloe got to be a "celebrity" shall we?
Chloe is famous for being the sister of someone who is famous for making a sex tape with Brandy's brother. How far out of the six degrees of nowhere land do you have to go to come up with that? That is why she is famous. There is no other reason. Yes, she is on the reality show with Kim and the other one. Yes, she got some attention for getting busted with the DUI, but she only got the attention because she is on the show and she is only on the show because she is the sister of a woman who made a sex tape with the brother of someone famous. Think about that. Everyone who has a friend of a friend who did something now deserves to be on Celebrity Apprentice. This is the most messed up thing I have ever seen. I want someone to go up to Khloe and ask her point blank the following questions:
1. What are you famous for? Keeping Up With The Kardashians
2. Oh, how did that come about? My sister f**ked a guy and made a tape and so she got the show and put us on it.
3. And now you are famous? Yes
4. And how much do you make a year? $500K or so.
You know she is just laughing and laughing the entire way to the bank.
I'm really trying to keep my sunny disposition today but Enty is bringing to light too many ways the so called celebs can piss me off.
ReplyDelete4. And how much do you make a year? $500K or so.
As all of us decent people are constantly in jeopardy of losing our jobs.
My only response to this: Damn. Now ain't that a bitch!
that is the most ghetto cast ever ... so many jokes on there ... guess they are trying for a younger demo ... andrew dice clay, rodman, tboz, jesse james, tom green, brande roderick .... sounds like a surreal life cast
ReplyDeleteI really don't care for reality shows.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to expose one of my darkest secrets on here.
ReplyDeleteI have seen every episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Khloe is my favorite.
But I still don't think she should be considered enough of a celebrity to be on The Apprentice.
i think it's one of these kardashian ho's that announced she got her period.
ReplyDeleteKhloe is a Kunt on that show .... why would you like her ... she just is there to cause trouble on every episode
ReplyDeleteThis....your honor....is why I killed her.
ReplyDeleteIs she the one Michael K (love of my life) calls Chyna?
ReplyDeleteat least she's in retail. it pisses me off more that dennis rodman is on the list. wtf - he's done nothing post-basketball other than going from one reality show to the next.
ReplyDeleteof course, he's added because he's sure to piss a lot of the others off.
LOL@Ror
ReplyDeletefrom that cast sounds like more than a few punches will be thrown.
ReplyDeleteenty, i doubt she's "laughing all the way to the bank".
i'm sure she feels she deserves everything she gets.
oh shit dude, my brother worked at a coffee shop with evangeline lily a number of years ago, where's my 500K????
ReplyDeleteI bet Trump wanted Kim's ass but she turned it down.
ReplyDeleteKardASShians on E! tonite?
ReplyDeleteClickety Click I'd rather watch an infomercial.
from Ror...
ReplyDeleteThis....your honor....is why I killed her.
Or the Victor Borge variation...
If only I'd killed her then. I'd be out now.
Is this the first ever Victor Borge reference on CDaN?
I love Victor Borge so much. Not least because he was a guest star on my favorite show - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. The guy was a hoot!
ReplyDeleteIn the Celebrity Rehab world she is a celebrity.
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