Hopefully She Won't Start Dressing Like Him Too
When Evan Rachel Wood started dating Marilyn Manson she did some kind of slow morph into a mashup between Marilyn and Dita von Teese. To say it was unsettling is kind of an understatement. I also think we were pretty shocked Marilyn dumped his wife for a teenager considering he was like 38 at the time. But honestly, that is nothing compared to Evan now dating Mickey Rourke. Mickey is 56 years old and Evan is now 21 so hey, at least they can drink together and she can explore her daddy issues with him. I mean she did play his daughter in the Wrestler. Actually with a 35 year age difference I think she is starting to push that grandfather envelope. That is an envelope that you don't want to lick I think. I wouldn't lick that envelope with Verne Troyer's tongue.
FOX is reporting that the two were spotted making out at the Four Seasons at an after party. If they are truly happy then I am all for it, but please, don't let her start dressing like him or turning into some Carrie Otis look-a-like. Oh, and I guess it won't be long before they do a 9 1/2 Weeks sequel or maybe a sequel to Wild Orchid.
