Hope They Used Protection Or MySpace Might Have A Virus
I have had my dreams crushed today. Seriously. I always thought that if I became a billionaire that I could have any woman I wanted. I would be able to finally have my shot at Eva Mendes. But, apparently that is not the case. Apparently despite how much money you have, you are still forced to mess around with the likes of Paris Hilton. I swear to you that if I had a billion dollars, I would never, ever even touch Paris Hilton, so I don't know why the CEO of MySpace is jumping all over her bones.
Oh yes he did. Chris DeWolfe, who is not a horrible looking guy and Paris hooked up at a club while they were both at Sundance together. When I say hooked up I don't mean they shook hands and exchanged pleasantries. I mean they groped and fondled each other and made out both vertically in a corner and then horizontally on a table in full view of everyone. After the the table incident I guess they decided to go wherever two people go in that situation. I doubt it was to Denny's. All I hope is that billions of dollars can buy you the very best in protection if you know what I mean.
The sad part is that when news outlets began picking up on this story, and calling MySpace for a comment, even the spokesperson there couldn't really hide their disgust.
“This is what happens when altitude affects your brain. ... They’re just having fun.”
Lets hope it is not the kind of fun that lasts a lifetime.
