Guess We Know Who Did The Breaking Up
Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt is the one who dropped the hammer on Ross McCall. I say this because Kneepads Magazine has a "source" who sounds a great deal like a publicist and who seems to think Jennifer Love Hewitt walks on water. With as much ass kissing as this source did, there was no need to be just a "source" because Jennifer Love would have kissed them and thanked them for being such a butt kisser.
According to the source, Jennifer has been quiet on the set while usually she is bubbly and outgoing. Usually Jen hangs out with the crew between takes but for now she is only hanging out with her bodyguard. Uh huh. And tell me exactly why Jen needs a bodyguard on a closed set. One of those crazy gaffers on the loose or something? Yeah, I would like to see this "bodyguard" and wonder if he doesn't have a little something to do with the situation.
You know how you can tell this is written by a publicist? This one line. "She is always so professional. She would never even think to miss a day of work because of personal problems."
The only person who would ever make a comment like that is someone who gets paid by Jennifer. Someone who knows that Ghost Whisperer is going into the toilet and that Jennifer may need a job soon, so better let everyone know that she always comes to work on time and nothing distracts her from her task. Except her bodyguard.
Such a deviant ploy to manipulate the media to talk about her. All it cost was a fiance.
ReplyDeleteFiance's are like resolutions. Best intentions...but you know you're never gonna go through with it.
why would she need a bodyguard ANYWHERE??
ReplyDelete"She is so employable. Drunk, high or hysterical, you can count on her to show up on set ready to read off the teleprompter with almost no coaching. She doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit'. Or 'boundaries'. Or 'house arrest'. Quite a few words actually. Me? I'm just a friend. F-R-I-E-N-D."
ReplyDeleteYou beat me to it J ;-)
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ReplyDelete^^^^why is the text upside down ^^^^
ReplyDeleteBecause it was a horribly embarrassing confession, so I had to disguise it a bit.
ReplyDeleteI don't have the secret decoder ring here at work!
ReplyDeleteI will admit - I do watch Ghost Whisperer. I like the guy who plays her husband.
mooshki, how did you get that to be upside down?
ReplyDeleteOn topic, Ghost Whisperer is a very guilty pleasure for me. Very guilty, not that much of a pleasure, I must add.
Upside Down Writing:
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she's probably just bitter b/c he dumped her for being ..fat. Okay, obviously I don't know that, but I'd believe it.
ReplyDeleteLOL, J! Please. It's JLH. Who cares?
ReplyDeletemooshki, me too. but they have really screwed it up this season. i was about to stop watching when they killed off the husband. weird.
ReplyDeleteMe too, but I'm trying to give this new direction a shot. To tell the truth, if they'd gone the happy family/baby route it might have gotten too boring. I'm just happy they didn't get rid of David Conrad - the show would've died without him. And I like these angsty romantic longing looks between them. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, but Jamie Kennedy can take a flying leap - his character sucks.
Mooshki,
ReplyDeleteThanks about the upside down writing. ;) Also, about Jamie Kennedy, his character does suck. I really liked Jay Mohr.
I stopped watching when they got rid of Aisha Tyler. Ever notice she always had to sit when she had a scene with Jen? :)
ReplyDeleteI left a comment on the original blind, but I can't help but notice the emphasis on the bodyguard here.
ReplyDeleteCould JLH be the other woman in the blind about C list film actress who's husband hooked up with a coworker of the actress, but the career would hide it well? Problem is, I don't think she has done film or has any in the works....
JS - she Know(s) What You Did Last Summer. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteI don't think they can drag the husband's-spirit-in-another's-body bit for 2 seasons.
Jamie Kennedy blows.