There is finally great gossip in the world and it isn't French. Sure, it is from Italy, but that is better than France right? No, I'm just joking with you. It is good old fashioned North American gossip. I say that because I think the Canadians would agree with me that although our borders are distinct, our love of gossip brings us together like family. Sure, it is distant cousins you only see on the holidays and who you may have made out with once while the parents were learning how to roll their own cigarettes.
Anyway, I got lost there and this is great gossip. It seems that NY Knicks center Eddie Curry is being sued by his driver. So what you say? Well, the male driver is suing Eddie for sexual harassment and racial discrimination. According to the NY Post, the limo driver sued because Curry, who is the married father of three kept soliciting the limo driver for gay sex. The court papers say that Curry would often approach the limo driver while wearing nothing and say to the limo driver things like, "come and touch it Dave."
OK, let's take a break. Explain to me again how often you get naked in front of your limo driver. OK, let's pretend we had limo drivers. At what point during the ride would be getting naked and approaching the driver? I think if the government has determined that texting or talking on cell phones while driving is bad, that being confronted by a seven foot naked man asking you to touch his peen while you are driving has got to be really bad.
So, you think you have heard it all now huh? Nope. Seems that while Eddie was sitting in the back seat on those long drives back to home he liked to enjoy himself. He thought the best thing to do was to pleasure himself into towels and then have the limo driver clean them all up so Eddie's wife didn't see them.
The limo driver, who is Jewish alleges that Eddie called him a "white slave", "white devil" and some other particularly nasty things which I don't really want to type here but you can read on the NY Post site.
Well I really don't know what to say, except that I hope it's all true.
ReplyDeleteYeah woman don't like it when you wack off into towels. It ruins the texture of them forever.
ReplyDeleteI hope to god this is true but I doubt it since the limo driver has a record.
Another argument against why Limo's creep me out. Crazy people doind crazy things in a rented car, living out every fantasy behind tinted glass. I haven't ridden in one since prom night.........ahem
ReplyDeleteWay to stay classy Knicks players.
ReplyDeleteyou're sposed to do that in a limo
ReplyDeleteEnt: Canada DOES love you (& your fellow Americans. The Bush era is over, so let the lovefest begin). Our doors are open to you & your big ass self, anyday. Hell, our doors are open to anyone without a job, looking for a free kidney transplant, but we'll let you in too.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine taking one of those crime scene lights into the back of a limo? It would take a year to catalogue all the stains that would show up. Imagine the limos that Paris has been in. You'd never set foot in one again
ReplyDeleteMy coworker, Vitazza, wants me to point out, that on Bossip they are also alleging Curry pulled a gun on the limo driver, to get him to withold the "gay" part. Just saying....and yeah, who wouldn't love cleaning THAt mess up. EWWW!~
ReplyDeleteAnd btw - hi Emma, if you are on! :)
Read the labels on this one. Funny, Ent!
ReplyDeleteYet another reason to think limos are overrated.
ReplyDeletewacking off into towels really ruins the texture??? Interesting!
ReplyDeleteThis gossip if it's true it's pretty nasty.
ReplyDelete"wacking off into towels really ruins the texture??? Interesting!"
ReplyDeletehell yes, ask any gay single man. they have special 'guest towels' for such things.
its good for the complexion tho, ladies
ReplyDeleteooooooo - juice (the gossip that is).
ReplyDeleteCould this be the answer to this blink item?
"Which star athlete is having an affair with one of his teammates? In the macho world of sports, homosexuality is rarely discussed. However, these two teammates - one much more high profile than the other - have been practically joined at the hip for the past several months. Both are married, and both of their wives are in for a nasty shock if they find out. Team managment does know, and is seriously considering trading the lesser player to prevent a full-blown public scandal that might diminish their star’s reputation and ticket sales." (Blind Gossip but I got it from AGC Gossip round up)
*blushes*
ReplyDeleteJuice = juicy
blink = blind
d'oh! (bangs head on desk)
Sooooo.....
ReplyDeletewhat you're sayin' is...
there's a JOB postion that opened up for a driver?!?
COOOOOOL! I'm on it
Sorry, I got lost at the Canadian lovefest ... I always wondered who that was I made out with behind the igloo that night! Too many beers, eh?
ReplyDeleteI thought I saw a few blinds about NBA star(s) being gay. I agree ffleur that this may be one of them.
ReplyDeleteOh great, I am taking a limo next month, & now I will have to bring a sheet to sit on. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteLOL@Ror
ReplyDelete"come and touch it Dave."
ReplyDeleteThat's what Hal said.
@Ffleur
ReplyDeleteI think this may be the answer to that Blind Item. I don't think its any coincidence that this stuff about Eddie Curry came out (literally).
Curry is married and he plays for the high profile Knicks. Curry was also seen as the "cornerstone of the Knicks" when he joined them. Plus after the Knicks had that Isiah Thomas and Stephon Marbury controversy, they may not want any more publicity.
Also consider.........the Knicks are trying to get LeBron James so they don't need any bad publicity.
Also......is it any surprise that the Knicks are currently looking to trade Curry?
EWWWWWWWWWW!
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