Great Gossip And It Isn't French!!!!!
There is finally great gossip in the world and it isn't French. Sure, it is from Italy, but that is better than France right? No, I'm just joking with you. It is good old fashioned North American gossip. I say that because I think the Canadians would agree with me that although our borders are distinct, our love of gossip brings us together like family. Sure, it is distant cousins you only see on the holidays and who you may have made out with once while the parents were learning how to roll their own cigarettes.
Anyway, I got lost there and this is great gossip. It seems that NY Knicks center Eddie Curry is being sued by his driver. So what you say? Well, the male driver is suing Eddie for sexual harassment and racial discrimination. According to the NY Post, the limo driver sued because Curry, who is the married father of three kept soliciting the limo driver for gay sex. The court papers say that Curry would often approach the limo driver while wearing nothing and say to the limo driver things like, "come and touch it Dave."
OK, let's take a break. Explain to me again how often you get naked in front of your limo driver. OK, let's pretend we had limo drivers. At what point during the ride would be getting naked and approaching the driver? I think if the government has determined that texting or talking on cell phones while driving is bad, that being confronted by a seven foot naked man asking you to touch his peen while you are driving has got to be really bad.
So, you think you have heard it all now huh? Nope. Seems that while Eddie was sitting in the back seat on those long drives back to home he liked to enjoy himself. He thought the best thing to do was to pleasure himself into towels and then have the limo driver clean them all up so Eddie's wife didn't see them.
The limo driver, who is Jewish alleges that Eddie called him a "white slave", "white devil" and some other particularly nasty things which I don't really want to type here but you can read on the NY Post site.
